I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Just after 12 o'clock, people in the office went to have lunch one after another. Wu Zheng spent more than half an hour in the morning secretly watching Wei Qianfan. In addition, he had some unfinished work yesterday, so he was busy the whole morning.

His stomach was rumbling with hunger and he couldn't wait to open his lunch box. Just as he was about to start working, his cell phone rang.

Hmm? Why is my wife calling me at this time?

"Honey, what's up? I'm having lunch."

"The kindergarten teacher said your son had diarrhea in his pants, hurry up and take his pants to him! You and your son are both a worry to me! You had diarrhea yesterday, and your son did it today! Go home early tonight and give him a bath and wash his pants!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone, and the roar on the other end of the phone finally ended.

Wu Zheng stood up cursing, put on his suit jacket, and went home to get his pants.

It was almost 2 o'clock when he came back from kindergarten.

"Secretary Wu, what's going on? You're sweating all over."

"My son has pooped his pants. I don't have time to talk to you. I need to go eat."

Wu Zheng was so hungry that he put the lunch box in the microwave for 2 minutes and then took it out.

Open it and it still smells so good.

He ate it all in no time, leaving not even a drop of soup.

After eating, he lay sideways in the chair with a satisfied look on his face, touching his belly with one hand and his mouth with the other.

After a while, "Hiccup..."

He burped.

not right...

I ate too quickly just now and didn't have time to savor the food.

Now with this burp, he felt that the smell was a little familiar.

A few seconds later.

"belch……"

Depend on!

Why does it smell like the laxative I took yesterday? Could it be that I was drugged again?

Half an hour later, the familiar urge to defecate came again.

Wu Zheng picked up a pack of napkins and rushed out, "Who the hell did this? I've got a book out to challenge you!"

He ran and cursed.

"Secretary Wu, where are you going in such a hurry?"

"Secretary Wu, you look pale?"

"Secretary Wu, you bumped into me..."

"Secretary Wu..."

"Get out of the way!"

Wu Zheng pushed through the crowd in the corridor and rushed into the men's restroom.

Colleagues were puzzled as to why Secretary Wu would curse at others for no reason.

A moment later, several people rushed out of the men's bathroom, covering their noses.

"What happened??"

"Huh...someone has diarrhea."

"Ah, is that Secretary Wu?"

"He was in a hurry just now."

"He's been acting strange lately. He was wearing tights yesterday and had diarrhea today..."

……

Wei Qianfan watched this scene in the office and laughed out loud.

That’s right, it was Wei Qianfan who gave Wu Zheng the laxative today.

In the morning, he passed by Wu Zheng's office on his way to the toilet and saw a lunch box on the table. He immediately went back to soak senna leaves, pretended to go in to find him, and quickly gave him the medicine.

At that time, Wu Zheng was in Qin Che's office, giving Wei Qianfan the opportunity to take action.

Two hours later, Wu Zheng came out of the toilet holding on to the wall.

Yesterday's meal was eaten by two people, and the effect of the medicine was shared by two people. Today, Wu Zheng ate alone, and the effect of the medicine was very strong.

He moved his numb feet tremblingly and tried to do a shallow split, but he couldn't move.

Xiao Li was closest to him and stepped forward to support him. "Secretary Wu, I was constipated a few days ago and I drank some senna leaves in water and it got better. You... you made a whole pack of senna leaves, right?"

Wu Zheng said weakly, "You bastard, you bastard, if I catch you, I'll let you drag me down until your mother won't recognize you."

Xiao Li shuddered. Secretary Wu’s anger level was so high.

After Wu Zheng returned to the office, he found his cell phone on the table and called his boss with trembling hands.

"Boss, that grandson, that bastard, that guy came after me..."

After Qin Che finished listening to Wu Zheng's story, he immediately covered his stomach and finally confirmed that he did not have the urge to have diarrhea. This time he felt relieved.

There was no drug in my lunch box today.

He walked up to Yang Cheng who was still playing games and said, "Cheng, Wu Zheng just pooped again."

"Ah?" Yang Cheng jumped up in shock. She also covered her stomach and held her breath for a while. When she found that she didn't have the urge to have diarrhea, she breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it didn't reach her.

"He probably didn't have the chance to drug us." Yang Cheng was puzzled. "Didn't you say you didn't see Wei Qianfan drugging us? Who did it?"

"I don't know." Qin Che was also confused. His fists were ready, but now he didn't know who to hit. Poor Wu Zheng, he had been pulling for two days and must have lost at least 5 or 6 kilograms.

"Why hasn't Brother Wu come up yet?" Yang Cheng asked.

"Here I go again."

Half an hour later, Wu Zheng, who had gone to the toilet three times in a row, finally came up.

"Boss, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to die. What should I do? What should I do next?"

"Do it again tomorrow."

Wu Zheng, Yang Cheng: "Come again?"

Qin Che held Yang Cheng's hand and said, "Wife, you have to work hard again tomorrow. You should pack three lunch boxes and send them over."

Wu Zheng had a bitter face and was almost crying, "Boss, please don't let me eat it."

"Neither of us will eat this time. You will install cameras in my office, yours, and the lounge at night."

"After putting the lunch boxes away tomorrow, find a reason to go out?" Wu Zheng immediately understood his intention.

"Yes, we'll know who did it when we look at the camera."

Yang Cheng suddenly asked: "Do you think he will use the medicine three times?"

Qin Che was not sure either. The first time the other party made a move, he was a little clever. The second time, he succeeded again. The third time, he might do the same.

There are many people in the world who think they are smart.

After making the plan, Wu Zheng stayed in the company at night and spent half an hour installing the camera. When he got home, it was already past 9 o'clock. His son's pants had not been washed yet, and his wife was scolding him again.

I am really exhausted physically and mentally every day.

the next day.

Yang Cheng couldn't sleep, so he got up early again and went to the backyard to feed the chickens as usual. Then he picked some water spinach and broccoli in the vegetable garden and pulled out two carrots.

Just make something casual today, since no one would eat it anyway, so she stir-fried three vegetables and made a tomato and egg drop soup, and packed them in three lunch boxes.

Uncle Fang drove Yang Cheng on the road again.

"I've been sending them for three days in a row. Mr. Qin is so lucky. It's different now that you have a family."

Yang Cheng leaned listlessly on the headrest, "This is the last time today. If I had known this would happen, I would never have come to deliver food."

I will never deliver food to you again. It’s killing me.

It’s better to raise chickens at home. Chickens don’t have so many tricks.

Alas, that’s not possible. If you raise chickens, they will also be stolen.

Why are there so many immoral people in this world? They do immoral things.

The harm to people and chickens is not small.

The more Yang Cheng thought about it, the more annoyed he became.