I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Qin Che had just hung up the phone at the company when he heard Yang Cheng shouting like that. He reached back and found that the waistband of his pants was still at his waist and had not fallen down. This girl actually dared to lie to him.

He stretched out his hand to grab her, but Yang Cheng dodged and ran a long way. After Qin Che grabbed her with one hand, he stood up immediately, pulled up his pants to make sure he wouldn't fall behind, and then chased after her with his long legs, shouting "Don't run"...

The eyes of the onlookers were about to drop to the ground.

Wu Zheng felt that the boss must have taken the wrong medicine today! This was completely inconsistent with his usual serious image, as if he was possessed by a demon. Is this something a 30-year-old man would do?

Fang Tian was also shocked. From Qin Che going up the mountain, Qin Che wearing strange clothes, to Qin Che chasing the village girl, every thing happened incredibly to the big boss she loved and respected.

Maybe because of work reasons, he has to maintain his cool image in the company. In fact, Mr. Qin is a reserved person at heart?

It must be that my way of approaching Qin Che was too subtle, so he wasn't interested. It turned out that he liked to be direct.

After figuring this out, Fang Tian stood up and ran towards Qin Che.

Wu Zheng couldn't figure out what she was doing. Another crazy one? Continue to be a spectator.

At this time, Qin Che and Yang Cheng stopped by the pool, one inside and one outside, and both of them were panting.

Fang Tian took advantage of the moment when Qin Che was taking a break, and suddenly reached out a hand to accurately grab the waistband of his pants, then pulled them down forcefully... er, too forcefully...

……

Silence is the prosperous village tonight.

Qin Che, with a dark face, silently pulled up his pants, and the others were as quiet as chickens.

Fang Tian saw Qin Che's dark face turning around, and her mind suddenly came to her senses. What was she doing just now? You can make fun of the boss, but you can't take off his pants! Did the evil spirit just enter her body? Is there any hope for her if she pretends to be crazy now?

She raised her hand to look at her own guilty hand, then picked it up and slapped herself lightly in the face...

"Boss, your butt is showing!"

Wu Zheng's shout broke the brief silence.

dying……

Qin Che was speechless about his two men. If there was a septic tank nearby, he would have wanted to throw them in one by one. However, this was not the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing thing was that Yang Cheng seemed to have seen it.

In fact, Yang Cheng was not just imagining it. Qin Che was standing less than half a meter away from her, face to face with a pool less than 30 centimeters high between them. She could clearly see Qin Che's... and it was quite big, huh!

She walked over, patted Qin Che on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I was the only one who saw it."

Qin Che: ...Thank you, my wife.

In fact, you don’t have to say this.

After Qin Che put on his pants, he and Yang Cheng walked to the fire one after the other. Fang Tian wanted to speak, but Qin Che glared back. Fang Tian, ​​whose mind had returned to normal, hid far away and hid behind Ah Dai.

The roasted chicken on the grill was smoking and making a sizzling sound. It looked like it would be burnt if we didn't eat it now. Seeing that no one was doing anything, Ah Dai picked up a stick and pushed the five chickens to the ground one by one. Then he rubbed his hands together a few times and began to carefully peel off the tin foil that wrapped the roasted chicken. He peeled for a while, stopped, rubbed his hands, and then peeled again.

After a while, he had peeled off the tin foil on the roast chicken, revealing the golden skin and flesh, exuding an enticing aroma.

Ah Dai excitedly poked it with his hand, "Dai, dai, dai..."

Yang Cheng picked up the stick that Ah Dai threw and pushed the remaining roast chicken to everyone's feet.

“Brother Wu, Miss Fang, thank you for coming to help me get vaccinated today. There is nothing delicious on this mountain. You should try this roast chicken. When I was alone in the mountain before, I didn’t want to cook, so I caught one and roasted it.

Today, Brother Wu roasted the chicken himself. Smelling the aroma, I guess Brother Wu used to roast chicken often, right?"

Wu Zheng was already extremely hungry. As the boss's complexion had not recovered yet, he did not dare to act rashly. Now that the boss's wife had spoken, he quickly peeled off the tin foil and nodded.

"When I was a kid, my family was poor and we couldn't afford meat. The chickens we raised had to be kept for eggs, so I would steal other people's chickens and roast them for food."

……

Qin Che was speechless. This man had no moral sense. He looked at Wu Zheng with contempt, "Where's your face?"

"I am robbing the rich to help the poor. I steal chickens from wealthy families. Losing one or two chickens will not have any impact on them. On the contrary, it can promote the healthy development of children."

Wu Zheng grabbed a chicken leg and spoke as he ate it.

"Brother Wu, you are so humorous." Yang Cheng exclaimed.

"He is not humorous, he is crazy, you should not learn from him." Qin Che explained for her.

Seeing that Qin Che seemed to be in a better mood, Yang Cheng smiled and stretched out the chicken wings in front of him, "Try it."

Qin Che didn't want to get his hands dirty, so he had no intention of eating it. However, since Yang Cheng handed it to him, he took it with one hand and took two bites. He had to say that it tasted really good, the meat was tender and had an excellent taste.

So Yang Cheng pulled out another chicken leg and handed it to Qin Che, who took it and continued to eat. The two of them, one was responsible for feeding and the other was responsible for eating, like an old couple who had been married for many years.

Fang Tian was extremely jealous and regretted that she was too impulsive just now. Her mind was suddenly confused and she would rather Qin Che come and pull down her pants if he dared to do so. She would never be angry.

Yang Cheng is really good at this. She used the anti-routine method to control Qin Che. She thought Qin Che should like her type, but just lacked the opportunity to spend time alone with her. Unexpectedly, Yang Cheng used Tu Chunfeng to arouse Qin Che's interest.

It’s like a person who is tired of eating meat and fish and feels that there is nothing delicious in the world. Suddenly one day he eats a vegetable, and then he feels that his true love is a vegetable.

Fang Tian felt that her inference was very reasonable. All her previous efforts were in vain. She felt very regretful. Suddenly, the roast chicken in her hand no longer smelled good. She had no appetite to eat it. She handed the remaining roast chicken to Ah Dai next to her. Ah Dai happily took it and ate it with relish.

More than ten minutes later, the group of people finally finished eating the roast chicken, and Ah Dai took a basin of water to put out the flames.

It was already past 7 o'clock in the evening, and it was much darker on the mountain than at the foot of the mountain. Yang Cheng was worried about Wu Zheng and Fang Tian going down the mountain to go home by themselves. Besides, there was only one electric bike here, and the road down the mountain was not easy to travel on. It was easy for two people to get into an accident if they sat in one late at night, so he asked them to stay for one night.

So, the next step is to solve the problem of how to sleep.

There are five people here in total, but only four rooms have been cleaned up. The first room has never been cleaned and there is nothing in it.

The problem of how to sleep is easy to solve, but two people have to share one bed, and the others have their own room each.

"I'm with Yang Cheng. I'm alone and I'm afraid of the dark."

Fang Tian brought it up first. First of all, she was really afraid of the dark. In this dark and windy mountain, who knows what little bugs might fly in at night. Secondly, she wanted to find out some gossip about her and Qin Che from Yang Cheng. Seeing Yang Cheng's silly personality, it wouldn't be difficult for her to accomplish this.

Moreover, two people have to squeeze together. Apart from the two girls, should the two boys squeeze together?