I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

The bottom of the drained pond was full of mud, sticky and clumpy, and there were quite a few fish jumping around in the sunken puddles.

There were many unidentified objects lying on the mud in the pond.

There are cans of Wanglaoji, red plastic bags, and long dead branches.

There are also pink underwear, black lace panties, flesh-colored stockings, and a large white net-like thing...

This pond is close to Yang Cheng's chicken farm. Before yesterday, few people passed by here because there are too many weeds and it is easy to get your ankles scratched when passing by here.

The most important thing is that there are a lot of mosquitoes here. No matter day or night, mosquitoes gather together. As long as someone passes by, they will fly over the passerby's head, forming a dark cloud, which will scare people to death.

After all, the villagers who were pumping water were experienced and had seen all kinds of storms. They began to analyze the underwear in the pond rationally:

"It must be some couple doing that kind of thing here..."

"No way, there are so many mosquitoes here, maybe he went in to fish and take a bath at the same time!"

"Hehehe... I can tell from the first glance that you have no experience. What's that white net next to you? It's a mosquito net!"

"Wow, wow, this couple is so romantic. They are doing that while watching fishes swimming, mosquitoes flying, and clouds floating~"

……

These people were chatting and laughing here, and were not attacked by mosquitoes at all. That was because villagers A, B, C, and D had sprayed mosquito repellent here yesterday, and they waited until the insects were almost killed before they started to help Yang Cheng dig a chicken farm.

This morning, after Yang Cheng finished his work, he wanted to take a walk around the chicken farm and brought Liu Yue past here. At that time, Liu Yue was experiencing 10 consecutive defeats.

Not only did she lose again when she knelt down at the end, but she was also chased and scolded by a teammate named “I’ll punch you in the chest with my little fist”. The system didn’t even display all the words it gave her, and only showed her a string of “x idiot xx fuck xx idiot x…”

Liu Yue suffered a double blow and threw her phone here in anger.

In the vast mud, Liu Yue found her cell phone at a glance.

A palm-sized object was shining brightly on the mud, and the screen was still flickering.

The villagers found a long bamboo pole nearby, tied a small net bag to it, and then dug up her cell phone.

Liu Yue excitedly picked up her phone and saw that the screen was still flashing. She jumped up happily:

"Wow! My phone is still working! Huawei phones are awesome, domestically made ones are great, and the waterproof capability is amazing..."

Yang Cheng also uses a mobile phone of this brand. It has to be said that their quality is really excellent and the price-performance ratio is high. Every African brother has one.

This made the US big brother very angry and started to impose economic sanctions. However, Huawei's CEO did not care. They continued to work hard on quality and cost-effectiveness. Some international experts predicted that within 10 years, Huawei would be able to defeat the US Banana Mobile Company and become the world's number one mobile phone overlord.

Our country is becoming stronger and stronger, and the onlookers around us also felt a sense of pride.

"what!"

Everyone was sighing when Liu Yue suddenly screamed.

"You're still scolding me! Damn it! I'll scold you to death!"

Her fingers flew, typing frantically on her phone:

"You damn old bitch, I wish you would go to the toilet without your phone, have your period every day for 365 days, your husband would die the next day after you get married, your daughter would have no breasts, your son would have no penis, and you would be a widow with three children..."

Liu Yue was so absorbed in her scolding that she forgot to maintain her image in front of Mihua.

But Mihua is not an ordinary person. He thinks it is normal for people to have some emotions.

In the past, he didn’t know how to vent his emotions, so he didn’t say anything and just thought about it in his mind. In the end, he felt depressed and unhappy all day long.

"Now that we've found the phone, let's go back!"

Zhu Yaotian greets his sponsor.

"Okay, thank you. I'll call your phone number to pay 500 yuan per person for the labor. The villagers have worked hard, so I'll treat everyone to spicy hot pot."

The villagers were all smiling:

"Boss Bao, do you have any work like this? We are usually available and can be called at any time."

Mihua pointed at his Lamborghini and said, "Can you help me carry it back?"

1 hours later…

It's impossible to carry it.

But they have trailers.

No one knew where the villagers got it from, but they dragged the deformed Lamborghini back to the pig farm.

Mihua said, "No need to fix it, just leave it here. I'll ask the 4S shop to come and change the tire someday."

Yang Cheng felt that although Mihua was rich, he didn't care about this little money, but after spending so much effort to get the phone, he couldn't take advantage of others for nothing.

"Well, Brother Mihua, I'll pay for the car repairs, and I'll transfer the villagers' labor fees to you via WeChat later. Your loss is too great, you must accept my money!"

Mihua kept shaking her hands, "Talking about money hurts feelings! Stop it, don't ruin our relationship."

Why does this sound so awkward?

Yang Cheng: "Mihua, if you don't accept my money, it means you look down on me. If you look down on me, you have already destroyed our relationship."

Mihua: "First of all, I don't mean to look down on you, but if you give me money, it means you look down on our relationship..."

Yang Cheng: "Hey, love is always there, can you just give me the money?"

……

Liu Yue, who was squatting on the ground drawing circles, couldn't bear it anymore.

She jumped up and said what she had been thinking for a long time:

"Don't be polite, this happened because of me," she looked at Brother Mihua, "Brother Mihua, can I go to work for you? I'll just repay your kindness today~"

Yang Cheng was shocked. She looked at Liu Yue and said, "Didn't you say this morning that you don't know anything? Let's not cause trouble for them..."

Liu Yue walked to Mihua's side, swayed her body left and right, lowered her head, bit her fingers and said delicately:

"I'm unemployed now and I'm looking for a job. I can be your accountant. I'm good at arithmetic. One five equals five, and three fives equals fifteen..."

Yang Cheng: …

Don’t call me cousin from now on, I don’t know you!

Mihua thought for a moment and said, "Do you know the Newton-Leibniz formula?"

"Hahahahahaha..." Yang Cheng laughed. It seems that Xiao Yueyue can't go to the pig farm. This interview question is a bit difficult.

"It's also called the basic principle of calculus. It can be used to calculate the area enclosed by any curve. For example, the area of ​​the pond just now can be accurately calculated using this formula."

Liu Yue blinked, clenched her fists, and answered without thinking.

Yang Cheng: "...The clown turned out to be me."

……

Liu Yue followed Mihua to work smoothly.

She was so happy.

She followed behind Rice Flower while doing bobsleigh, and her Crocs almost flew into the air when she left.