I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

When Qin Che got up in the morning, he felt a splitting headache.

My throat is dry and my head is dizzy.

Yang Cheng recounted his glorious deeds of last night with a gloomy face.

"It was Wei Qianfan who called me to pick you up. You were dragged home naked!"

She said the last few words through gritted teeth.

Qin Che remembered.

Thinking back to what happened before I was stripped naked.

After putting on his clothes, he quickly ran to Wu Zheng's dormitory downstairs.

Wu Zheng is getting dressed.

He saw the boss with a sullen face.

The boss looked like a bud in a flower last night without any clothes on, so beautiful and charming that it seemed like it had been robbed by a hooligan.

Today the boss put on his clothes and returned to his handsome appearance, making people want to be bullied by him.

Wu Zheng's heart skipped a beat.

what happened?

Was he turned gay by Zhu Yaotian? ?

Qin Che didn't know that his brain was broken.

He pushed Wu Zheng onto the bed, half-knelt on the edge of the bed, and put one hand on Wu Zheng's ear.

"What happened last night?"

Wu Zheng actually felt a little shy. He rubbed his legs like a fly and said:

"Boss, I didn't mean to do that. It was a mistake!"

The air from Qin Che's nostrils blew onto his face:

“A mistake too big is a mistake.”

Wu Zheng nodded. He had made a huge mistake this time. His boss's body was seen by everyone last night, so he took great responsibility.

"I know I was wrong, please punish me! According to Article 6 of Chapter 5 of the "Pig Farm Employee Code":

Those who make nonsense or behave improperly, causing damage to the reputation of the pig farm or its leaders, will have their performance deducted for that year, will not be given the opportunity to be evaluated for excellence, and will be punished with probation or above.

He raised his head and said with determination:

"I accept the factory punishment!"

It was just a fine and keeping him in the factory for observation, which Wu Zheng felt he could accept.

It’s just that it’s hard to explain to my wife that my year-end bonus is so much less. When I get home, not only do I have to kneel down in front of the remote control, but I also get slapped in the face.

When the time comes, I can just ask Li Qiang to borrow money to get by. After all, he is a bachelor, has no partner, and has no place to spend his money, so he must have quite a bit of savings.

If you want to keep the product in the factory for observation, that’s all I say above.

Can the boss fire me during the probation period?

Wu Zheng knew Qin Che very well. He was not a cold-blooded person and would not fire anyone easily.

Before, Wei Qianfan had messed him up a lot but didn't fire him. He just asked him to carry manure and his salary didn't change.

Wu Zheng sometimes envied him because he didn't have to think about so many things.

"Wu Zheng."

Qin Che called out to him, interrupting his train of thought.

"I accept any punishment, boss~"

Qin Che got up from the bed, crossed his arms, and looked down at him:

"Then you should switch with Wei Qianfan!"

"What!?" Wu Zheng almost fell off the bed.

not……

"He has done good deeds to atone for his sins, and you should serve as a warning to others. From today on, you will be the one carrying manure!"

Chirp!

Wu Zheng fell off the bed.

Just now he said in his heart that he envied Wei Qianfan, but that was pure talk.

Envy is one thing.

Doing it yourself is another matter.

Some people envy the longevity of the turtle, but no one wants to be a turtle.

That's pretty much what it means.

Wu Zheng squatted on the ground, trying to defend himself:

"Boss, the employee code of conduct doesn't mention punishment for those who carry manure!"

Qin Che said coldly: "The last few words: stay in the factory for observation or above. Carrying manure is a punishment above that."

Wu Zheng's eyes widened. His boss was even better at making excuses than he was.

But he didn't give up and still wanted to fight for himself.

"Ah...ah, boss, it takes ten years to be able to ride the same boat together, and a hundred years to be able to sleep on the same pillow together. Our fate is the result of several lifetimes of cultivation...see, since we are so destined to be together, please don't..."

"Since we are so predestined, why wouldn't it be wrong for you to pick up the manure? You and I are still in a superior-subordinate relationship, and our fate is still there."

"I……"

"Wei Qianfan can choose it, so why can't you?"

Qin Che didn't want to listen to his excuses. He usually spoiled him too much, so this time he wanted to teach him a lesson.

There was another reason why he punished Wu Zheng in this way.

As a senior leader of a pig farm, it is reasonable to go deep into the grassroots, the masses, the front line, and the reality. Only in this way can we fully grasp all the situations of the pigs and do a better job in crisis prevention and crisis handling.

This time let him start by carrying manure.

Let him grow up quickly so that he can take on the responsibility of managing the resort in the future.

Qin Che still thinks highly of Wu Zheng.

But he wouldn't tell Wu Zheng.

He just wants to grind him.

"I... got it. I'll put on my work clothes and go to the feces cleaning department to take over Wei Qianfan's job..."

Wu Zheng walked out of the dormitory dejectedly.

Even Aunt Zhu in the cafeteria could see his lost expression.

"General Manager Wu? You don't look very happy today? Did you eat five steamed buns, a fried dough stick, half a pizza, a banana and a bowl of porridge in the morning?"

"No thanks," Wu Zheng sat down at the dining table and just asked Aunt Zhu to serve five buns.

I'm in a bad mood and have no appetite for anything.

Wei Qianfan was in a very heavy mood at this time.

He didn't really want to be a general manager.

As the only employee and the only leader of the feces cleaning department.

He is addicted to carrying manure.

No one is in charge of this job.

After finishing your work every day, you can cross your legs and lie down leisurely.

If he is in a bad mood one day or something else delays him from picking up manure today, he can leave it for tomorrow.

The manure pool in the pig farm is quite advanced. If the manure is not cleaned up after a day's accumulation, it will not cause any impact.

Wei Qianfan is still earning his original high salary here, doing a free and mindless job.

He originally wanted to refuse the position of "General Manager", but Dong Xiaomei stopped him.

"You can carry manure for a year or 10 years, but you can't carry manure for your whole life. Doing this kind of physical work all the time will hurt your body and your waist!"

The last two words are the key points.

Hurt waist.

Normally Wei Qianfan didn't notice this problem.

Now that Dong Xiaomei said this, he felt that when he was lying down at night playing with his mobile phone, one side of his waist would indeed ache slightly, and there would be a "crunching" sound when he turned over.

He used to think that he played with his phone too much at night.

After all, he has never worked overtime since coming to the pig farm.

The evening entertainment is playing with mobile phones.

Li Qiang from next door asked him to play cards and line up for the train together. It was not exciting for him and A-Dai to play together, and he was just right, but Wei Qianfan never went once.

He didn't want to participate in this kind of brain-intensive activity for a moment.

"Brother Wei, don't use your brain for this, it all depends on luck."

"No, it's boring."

He continued playing with his phone by himself.

It’s different now, he can play with Dong Xiaomei at night.

Dong Xiaomei's words "hurt waist" just now woke him up.

the man.

The waist is very important.

More important than face.

You are shameless!

Your waist is not in good condition!

Of the two sentences above, the latter one is more damaging to men than the former.

I would rather be shameless than have a weak waist!

"Okay! I'll listen to you. I'll be the general manager, and you'll be the general manager's wife from now on!"

Wei Qianfan finally took up the title of "General Manager".