Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware
Chapter 85: Monkey Brother Extra
Empty space.
Ata was holding Dudu in his arms, with his short legs crossed, watching Journey to the West for the second time and humming a song.
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing..."
…I watched it for the second time, and I still only see monkeys.
Qi An closed his eyes and meditated, out of sight, out of mind.
After a while, Ata suddenly sighed:
"Ah, it's another day when I want to see Monkey Brother. I wonder how he is doing now. Is that old bald donkey still mistreating him?"
Qi An ignored him, and he just kept talking to himself: "It's true that you can't meet a monkey that is too amazing when you are young."
"Once you meet Brother Monkey, you will be ruined for life..."
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are truly amazing... The Five Elements Mountain cannot hold you down..."
Qi An: "Shut up, you little idiot. Watch quietly and don't make any noise."
Ata: “…”
Dare to be angry but dare not speak.
Ata wondered silently whether Monkey Brother had used the things he gave him.
*
Fengxian County, which had suffered from severe drought for three years, finally had heavy rain after Wukong went to heaven to argue with the Jade Emperor.
The people rushed out of the roofs with bare chests and bare feet and knelt down in the heavy rain.
They raised their heads and raised their hands high, using their bodies to feel the long-awaited rain, and they started to cry while laughing.
Tang Seng and his three disciples stood under the eaves, watching this scene.
Tang Seng clasped his hands together with a compassionate look on his face: "Amitabha, thanks to the Jade Emperor's grace, the people of Fengxian County are now saved."
After saying this, he habitually waited for his disciples to reply to him. After waiting for a long while, no one responded.
He turned his head with dissatisfaction and saw Sha Seng in a daze, while Zhu Bajie was holding snacks with food all over his face, and he kept putting them into his arms.
As for Wukong...
The monkey had a blank expression on his face. When he heard Tang Seng's words, the corners of his mouth slightly raised. It was hard to tell whether it was a smile or something else...
Tang Seng asked again: "Wukong, don't you think so?"
"Yes, you are right."
Tang Seng was very angry. He didn't know since when did this monkey become so stubborn and unwilling to listen to anything.
It's hard to find any faults with him.
He also did a lot of work, including serving tea and water and fighting monsters.
His attitude was also very good, he responded to every request and answered every question. He neither contradicted him nor killed indiscriminately.
Even Guanyin Bodhisattva praised Wukong last time, saying that he had become more stable and mature, which made him miss the golden hoop for no reason.
But Tang Seng just felt uncomfortable.
And the monkey's abilities seem to be getting worse and worse.
He was always unable to subdue the monsters he met and had to go to heaven for help to rescue him, which caused him to suffer a lot.
When asked, he said, "That monster is so powerful that I, Sun Wukong, am no match for it." Tang Seng was so angry that he was speechless.
I don't know where he got the ability to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and be invincible in the Heavenly Palace?
Is the title of the Monkey King just exaggerated?
Tang Seng was dissatisfied and wanted to scold him as usual.
He raised his right hand and pointed at Wukong. The words were about to come to his lips, but he felt a pain in his right arm and hastily swallowed them back.
Ever since the monster cut off a large piece of his flesh at Lion Camel Ridge last time, Tang Seng has been scared out of his wits.
Later, when he encountered monsters again, he no longer dared to be so fearless.
I'm afraid I'll meet someone like Dapeng who has a strong backing, doesn't care about hygiene, and has no martial ethics, and will stab me right away.
Then, Wukong found that Tang Seng suddenly became nicer to him.
He no longer lectured, scolded, or cursed him, but instead praised him often.
Tang Seng was frightened by Qi An and realized the importance of his eldest disciple Wukong.
It is still a long way to the West, and he doesn’t know how many monsters are waiting for him along the way.
He couldn't rely on those two bastards, so he could only depend on this monkey for protection.
What if he angered this monkey and he deliberately took revenge on him and deliberately delayed time to save him? Wouldn't he be the one who suffered?
So Tang Seng began to respect Wukong and no longer dared to ignore his words easily.
Although I still often make stupid mistakes and fall into traps, at least I can listen to what others say.
Goku also felt a little relieved.
At this time, Wukong sneered in his heart as he looked at Tang Seng who seemed to be hesitant to speak and was angry but dared not to say anything.
And you still say "Thanks to the Jade Emperor for bestowing grace on me", bah, you are so shameless.
The great Jade Emperor, the Lord of Heaven, is worshipped high on the altar by the common people on earth. They visit him every morning and evening, kowtow to him and burn incense.
He should have protected the people and brought them good weather, peace and harmony.
As a result, he did not get the incense because the county magistrate of Fengxian County overturned the altar during the sacrifice.
In a fit of anger, the rain stopped in Fengxian County.
When they passed by here, there had not been a drop of rain in Fengxian County for three years.
The land is cracked, river beds are exposed and dry, and wells are dry.
All the crops died of drought, there was no harvest, and the fields were full of starving people, it was a horrible sight.
In recent years, no matter how they prayed for rain, the gods and Buddhas in the sky all watched indifferently and it just didn't rain.
When Wukong arrived at the Jade Emperor's house, he said calmly that the people of Fengxian County were disrespectful to him and would be "punished".
They even set up a timer. When the candle burned through the chain and the roosters finished pecking at the noodles on the mountain, it would rain in Fengxian County.
The other gods took this stupid behavior as a matter of course.
If it weren't for Wukong's persistence and making a big fuss, the people in Fengxian County would probably have died without even a drop of rain.
This is what is called God loves the world.
How ridiculous!
Tang Seng witnessed the miserable conditions of the people in Fengxian County with his own eyes, yet he still sang praises to the Jade Emperor.
Fake compassionate old white lotus!
The few steamed buns that the people of Fengxian County saved from their teeth to feed him were not as good as feeding them to dogs!
Ignoring the fake Saint Father, Wukong returned to the room. After making sure that no one was there, he searched his ears. With a flash of his palm, a booklet appeared in his hand.
The booklet is small, only the size of a palm, but a lot has been written in it.
He turned to a blank page and carefully wrote "Fengxian County prayed for rain, the old Jade Emperor should be beaten."
After finishing writing, he closed the booklet. A golden pagoda pattern flashed on the cover, and three small words emerged from it.
——A book for keeping grudges.
Wukong closed his palms and put the booklet back into his ears.
After the rain stopped, the four masters and apprentices left Fengxian County and set off again.
……
How did the idea of holding a grudge come about?
It is said that after rescuing Tang Monk from Lion Camel Ridge that day, Wukong unexpectedly discovered that there was something extra on him.
A small pearl.
With his flaming eyes, Wukong could tell at a glance that the bead was just a small space magic tool with something hidden inside.
After removing the spell, there was a blank small notebook and a book.
The small notebook was the size of a palm and was exquisitely made. There was a golden pagoda on the cover and three words printed on the body of the pagoda - Book of Revenge.
I don't know what material the book is made of, but it is impervious to water or fire, can't be cut by a knife, and can be enlarged or reduced. It looks thin, but I can never use it up.
As for the book, its title is Thick Black Studies
I opened the book and saw that the title page was full of clumsy handwriting.
"Brother Monkey, are you happy to see Tang Seng with a bruised face and a piece of flesh missing? Ata has vented your anger for you. The boss and I have something else to do, so we'll leave first. I'll come to play with you again when Ata transforms."
"You must read the book Ata gave you! It's full of valuable information! It will definitely be useful for you to get along in the system in the future. I know you are capable, but don't try to be too aggressive. If you can, do it. If you encounter monsters, go to the Heavenly Palace to ask for help. Don't confront them head-on, or you will offend your future colleagues and it will be difficult for you to get along in the future."
"Write down your grudges and complaints first, and Ata will come to help you vent your anger later. Let's run away after the fight. I will take you to my boss, take your monkeys and grandchildren, and we will go to the Liyue World to rebuild the Flower-Fruit Mountain."
Signed: I love you forever, little Tata. <ps: The Monkey King is always the one with the most dick>
After reading, the handwriting disappears automatically and the title page becomes blank.
Wukong closed the book, hid it together with the grudge book, and couldn't help laughing towards the sky.
Finally found the reason, Ata and his boss did a great job!
No wonder Dapeng kept saying that he had never eaten Tang Monk’s flesh, but no one believed him. It turned out that he was really wronged.
Tang Seng insisted that it was him. The angry Dapeng came down to earth to confirm the accusation, but was finally summoned away by the Buddha. However, Tang Seng was still beaten and cried.
Since then, I no longer dare to point fingers at him.
Should!
Time goes back to the present. On this day, the four masters and apprentices passed through the Jindou Mountain.
After receiving the task, Taishang Laojun's Green Ox had been waiting in the Jindou Cave in Jindou Mountain.
Qingniu was thinking, since Dapeng could have a taste of Tang Monk’s flesh, and he also has a backer, could he also... ?
At noon, Tang Seng was hungry again, so Wukong went out to beg for alms, leaving Sha Seng and Bajie to protect him.
After Wukong had finished soliciting karma and descended from the clouds with the vegetarian meal in his hand, he saw Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng arguing over their luggage.
Tang Monk has disappeared again.
Seeing him, the two men hurriedly threw down their greetings and ran towards him.
"Big Brother, Master has been captured by a monster again."
……(over)
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