Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

Outside the ancient and vast palace gate.

The handsome young man in white, with a smile on his face, his sleeves and black hair flying, walked quickly towards the woman in palace dress standing at the palace gate.

It seemed as if she was the only one he could see.

In this situation and this scene, anyone who sees it will see it as a romantic scene of a handsome man meeting a beautiful woman, which is very worthy of writing a romantic novel.

however……

"Tsk, you're such a show-off."

Fugui rolled his eyes.

"You have a heart as black as honeycomb coal. How dare you wear such white clothes? As expected, the more handsome a man is, the more likely he is to lie."

Qi An raised his eyebrows: "Does he look good? He's just a pretty boy, similar to those idols, and he can't even sing or dance like them."

Fugui: “…Indeed.”

She still admires men like Zheng Ge who are upright and indomitable! ! !

The guards watched the prince consort walk towards the princess with a loving look on his face. They were just beginning to get excited about their CP, but the next second... thump...

The prince consort somehow tripped over his right foot and flew forward with a scream, falling at the feet of the princess in a typical dog-eating-shit situation.

Guards: "..."

Uh……

What's even more surprising is that when the princess saw her husband coming, she was striding towards him, but suddenly he prostrated himself at her feet.

So the princess didn't stop her foot and stepped firmly on the prince consort's slender jade fingers.

"what……"

Xu Shize screamed in agony as he felt the severe pain. He suspected that all five of his fingers were broken.

The guards looked at the prince consort lying on the ground like a toad, his facial features distorted beyond recognition due to pain, and suddenly they felt as if their filters were shattered.

"oops……"

Qi An "anxiously" withdrew his foot, and "accidentally" stumbled while withdrawing it, and was crushed hard by the sole of his shoe again.

"You scared me to death. Why did you throw yourself at my feet? You shouldn't think of me like this after not seeing you for a few days."

Qi An picked up Xu Shize by the scruff of his neck like a chicken, and "accidentally" pulled out a bunch of his hair.

Xu Shize held his swollen and deformed hand, his cheek muscles were twitching in pain, and his face and body were covered in dirt.

The handsome and elegant white clothes were rolled into a dirty rag, the jade crown that tied his hair fell off, and his bun was crooked. There was no trace of pretentiousness anymore.

Qi An looked distressed: "Shi Ze, I didn't mean it. I just saw that you were too excited, so I couldn't stop."

Xu Shize forced a smile: "Ayu, don't blame yourself. It was all my fault."

Qi An grabbed his pig's trotter and said, "Does it hurt? Let me see."

Xu Shize took a deep breath and almost screamed in pain: "No...it doesn't hurt, don't worry, Ayu."

Fugui: "Tsk, you're such a show-off, if it doesn't hurt, why are you shaking your feathers?"

Qi An pinched here and there, making Xu Shize break out in a cold sweat, and then he threw it away.

"It's nothing serious, I won't die. This princess hates spoiled pretty boys the most, luckily your husband is not one."

Xu Shize, who wanted to take the opportunity to act coquettishly, said: "..."

"Ayu is right."

Seeing that the princess had finished her concern, the guards came over and said, "Princess, the prince consort is injured. Do you need to go to the palace to ask the imperial physician to take a look?"

Xu Shize's heart moved.

As long as he entered the palace, he would know what had happened in the palace in the past few days.

"Ayu, how about we just..."

"No need, go back to the Princess's Mansion directly."

Qi An interrupted Xu Shize and shattered his hopes.

"There's no need to make a big fuss about this minor injury. I can treat it. Your Highness is not the kind of person who is pretentious, right?"

Xu Shize gritted his teeth and nodded, "...Yes."

The guards looked at the prince consort's palm, which was more swollen than a pig's trotter, and the bones of two of his fingers were obviously deformed.

Someone praised: "The prince consort is really very determined."

"Of course, our eldest princess is a heroine, so the prince consort will naturally be good if he is close to her."

Xu Shize felt so painful that he wanted to curse, but he had to act calm and composed, and his face turned green from holding it in.

But considering his current appearance, he looked nothing but filthy and ridiculous, without any charm at all.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense. Go and guard the palace gates. No one is allowed to enter or leave without my order. Anyone who trespasses will be killed without mercy."

"Yes. I will obey the order of the Princess."

Xu Shize became even more anxious. What on earth had happened? Why did Nie Yuhuang give such an order?

Just as he was thinking about it, he felt a sharp pain in his wrist. His wrist was grabbed by Nie Yuhuang and he strode towards the carriage.

"Come on, Shize, let's go back home."

Xu Shize was already in pain all over from the fall, and his injured wrist was still held in Qi An's hand, causing him to stagger.

"Ayu, please walk slower."

"You're already slow enough, can you take bigger steps and not be so effeminate?"

Xu Shize: “…”

His wrist was almost crushed, and he cursed in his heart: Nie Yuhuang, could you be a little more gentle like a woman?

On second thought, this was a female Rakshasa who had gone to the battlefield to kill enemies at the age of 18 and had chopped off the head of his cheap father.

The woman's heroic back was close at hand, her hair blown by the wind and brushing past him, a combination of strength and softness, contradictory and attractive.

Xu Shize was in a trance for a moment. After a moment, he shook his head vigorously and warned himself again...

Huangfu Shize, you are here to kill Nie Yuhuang and seize her kingdom, but you must not fall in love with her.

Finally they arrived in front of the princess's carriage, and the driver quickly put away the footstool.

Qi An got into the carriage first, pulled it with his hand, and with a dull "bang", Xu Shize's forehead hit the gold-rimmed edge of the carriage.

So, under the gaze of the guards in the distance and the coachman nearby, the prince consort fell headfirst off the carriage again, following his previous stumble.

Everyone: "..."

Didn’t your Majesty check the almanac before going out today?

In the end, Xu Shi was carried onto the carriage by Qi An like a dead dog.

The guards suddenly felt that the prince consort was a weakling and was not worthy of their wise and brave eldest princess.

Xu Shize sat miserably in the carriage, with a big swelling on his forehead. His pig's hoof was injured a second time when he fell, and he was in so much pain that he lost consciousness.

Xu Shize closed his eyes, feeling too tired to speak. In just a short moment, he had already lost all face.

"Why are you closing your eyes? Don't you want to see me? Are you tired of me? Don't love me anymore?"

Qi An said expressionlessly: "Okay, I understand. I will divorce you as soon as I get back and set you free."

Xu Shize opened his eyes quickly: "Ayu, what are you talking about? How could I be tired of you? We will be together for the rest of our lives.

For Ayu, I even gave up my career. You can't doubt my sincerity towards you."

Every time Nie Yuhuang and Xu Shize quarreled, as long as Xu Shize complained about his career, Nie Yuhuang would give in to him.

This trick has always worked in the past.

But this time, it failed.

"You did it not for me, but for yourself. You chose me over my career, which can only mean one thing..."

Qi An smiled and said, "It means you think you can get something more important than a career in politics from me, doesn't it?"

Being stared at by those eyes that seemed to see through everything, Xu Shize felt a little uneasy.

What does she mean by that?

Did she know something?