Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

Today, the fantasy movie directed by Zhuang Sheng was finally released.

Zhao Yong accompanied his girlfriend into the cinema, mentally prepared to spend two extremely boring hours there.

My girlfriend is a fan of fantasy films. She goes to see these films every time they are released. Not only does she watch them alone, she also insists on dragging Zhao Yong along.

Not only did Zhao Yong have to pretend to be very interested in the whole film, but he also had to endure all kinds of abuse from his girlfriend.

——He loves her so much that he can destroy the three realms for her.

——I would rather let down the world than let you down, what kind of fairy tale love is this.

……

Every time this happened, Zhao Yong was speechless.

Who did the Three Realms offend?

Who has the common people offended again?

This guy is not a god at all. He is just a complete psychopath and a psychopath who is extremely destructive and doesn't take any responsibility.

He was speechless, but he didn't dare to say anything, let alone show that he was not interested.

Otherwise, you will be asked, "Don't you love me anymore?"

"If you were the male lead, would you give up everything for me?"

If you hesitate even a little, you're doomed. Once you're angry, it's very difficult to appease you.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yong perked up and pretended to be very interested, thinking to himself, I hope this mental illness won’t be too outrageous this time.

The movie begins with a scene where the heroine slays a demon with one sword.

Although it was just the beginning, the sophisticated and realistic special effects and the heroine's clean and neat moves attracted everyone's attention.

How the hell is this so real?

It seems like the heroine can really fly.

When did domestic special effects become so awesome?

Zhao Yong became interested. This time the heroine looked like someone who was not someone to be trifled with. She was not like the previous ones, who were beautiful but soulless.

Soon, the male protagonist appeared.

The girlfriend whispered excitedly, "It's Yu Nan. I used to like him so much, but he suddenly disappeared. I thought he had retired, but he's still here. He looks even more handsome than before."

Zhao Yong lifted his bangs and asked, "Who is more handsome, him or me?"

Even in the dim light, Zhao Yong could see his girlfriend rolling her eyes: "Are you so clueless?"

Zhao Yong pretended to be angry and took the popcorn away.

The girlfriend snatched it away and said awkwardly, "I just like ugly ones. Who made me blind?"

The elder brother behind him said speechlessly: "That's too much. Don't abuse dogs like this."

The two of them chuckled and finally calmed down.

On the screen, the hero fell in love with the heroine at first sight and began a long journey to pursue her.

Zhao Yong thought, it’s about to start again.

According to the previous routine, the two fell in love at first sight, and then various misunderstandings arose due to some strange coincidences.

Then comes the full package of physical and mental abuse, and then after the misunderstanding is resolved, it is too late to regret, and the pursuit of the wife or husband begins, ending in the crematorium.

In short, there will be a happy ending in the end and they will become a perfect couple.

And no matter how powerful the heroine is, she can't beat the hero in the end, and the hero needs to do all kinds of heroic things to save her.

Five minutes later, Zhao Yong exclaimed "Huh" as he watched the hero being beaten and rubbed on the ground by the heroine.

It’s interesting!

The girlfriend whispered, "The male lead must have been hiding his abilities and not trying his best."

Twenty minutes later, the male protagonist was still being pressed to the ground and rubbed.

Moreover, no matter how he tried to please the heroine, she was only concerned with cultivation or traveling and was not moved at all.

No one cares about him, and even beats him when they get annoyed.

The girlfriend continued to make amends: "The hero likes the heroine, so naturally he won't be cruel to her. It's impossible for him to be defeated by her."

Thirty minutes later, the hero almost died.

The heroine killed her opponent with one sword, and then said to the hero with disdain: "You have the nerve to talk about love with your ability, go where you want, don't drag me down."

The girlfriend muttered, "Why is the heroine like this?"

Zhao Yong gave the heroine a big thumbs up in his heart, and the big brother behind him just whispered "OK".

After being rejected by the heroine, the hero did not get angry, did not find a substitute, and did not leave.

He worked hard to improve his skills and tried to keep up with the heroine, hoping that one day he could stand shoulder to shoulder with her and gain her recognition.

Seeing this, Zhao Yong was so engrossed that he even forgot to eat the popcorn.

As soon as the second female lead appeared, there was a gasp in the cinema.

The big brother behind him simply used "Wow" to show his respect.

The girlfriend said excitedly: "It's going to be a fight, it's going to be a fight. According to my experience of watching movies, this second female lead will definitely like the male lead, and then the female lead will be jealous, and then she will find out her feelings for the male lead."

however……

The second female lead almost killed the male lead, and the female lead was dragged by the male lead to seek revenge. She got to know the second female lead after a fight, and the two walked away arm in arm in arm in a warm manner.

The male protagonist was left with a bruised face and a disheveled look.

Zhao Yong couldn't help laughing out loud, and quickly covered his mouth and looked at his girlfriend, thinking he would be scolded, but his girlfriend was holding her chin with both hands, staring at the big screen with sparkling eyes.

She had a look of being shocked, even more excited than seeing the male lead.

From time to time, whispers could be heard around, with people excitedly discussing the female lead and the second female lead. Zhao Yong even heard someone say "they are a perfect match".

Afterwards, the second female lead was seriously injured in order to save the people, but was bitten back by the ungrateful one and almost turned to ashes, so she fell into the devil.

She was dressed in white, with an indifferent look in her eyes: "If that's the case, let's die together."

The world-destroying formation was activated, all living things were destroyed, and the sun and moon lost their light.

The male and female protagonists are no match for the demonized second female lead.

They understood her, but as immortals, they couldn't just stand by and watch.

Seeing that the three realms were really about to be destroyed, the hero exhausted all his cultivation and drew out his own immortal bone to seal the world-destroying formation.

Before his death, he finally understood the barrier of love and ascended to become a god.

In order to prevent the second female lead from being seriously injured, the heroine gave up at the last moment.

The second female lead is burning her soul to maintain the world-destroying formation, but she is already at the end of her strength.

She looked at the only friend who treated her sincerely and still wanted to save her, and suddenly she didn't want to continue.

"You're great. If the order of the world was determined by you, I think it would be different. I'm tired, so I won't join in the fun."

Her revenge was fulfilled, her anger was released, and she never wanted to come back to this disgusting world again.

Use the last bit of your strength to help her.

She allowed the heroine to destroy the world-destroying formation, along with her soul.

The second female lead bumped into the female lead's sword, and all the remaining cultivation was transferred to her.

The heroine was going crazy, hugged her and yelled heartbreakingly: "Who allowed you to do this? Did I agree?"

The second female lead smiled and said, "Okay, stop crying, it's so ugly. Be a real god in the future and don't indulge those idiots."

The heroine tried her best to retain a wisp of the second female lead's soul, and after ascending to become a god, she kept it in her own consciousness.

She thought to herself, since they agreed to become gods together, then they must do so together. No matter how long it takes, she will just wait patiently.

At the end of the movie, the hero and heroine used their divine powers to protect the three realms, standing high in the clouds and smiling at each other.

God has no love, which is a blessing for all people.

It wasn't until the ending song sounded that Zhao Yong came back to his senses.

How come it’s over so soon?

There was silence in the audience, followed by a burst of exclamations of "WTF?"

This is fucking a fairy hero!

After the first batch of audiences walked out of the cinema, they either bought tickets to rewatch the film or desperately recommended it online, urging everyone to come and watch it.

The audience has been poisoned by the fantasy movies in recent years for a long time, and many people have the mentality of "I just want to see how bad this one can be."

At last……

Really fragrant!