Quick Wear: The scumbag is on the prowl, beware

Ata: “…Ugh.”

So greasy and disgusting.

Qi An looked at the handsome face with a fake smile, clenched his fist, and punched his high nose bridge.

"Get out, you bastard."

Ling Haoran was hit in the nose by her punch, and immediately blood and sour tears flowed down his nose.

He covered his nose and cursed wildly in his mind.

[Fuck her, this little bitch is so skinny, how can she be so strong and dare to hit me, I will beat her to death.]

System: [Host, please pay attention to your character setting. Also, your tone and actions just now really sound like a gangster. ]

Ling Haoran: “…”

He tried hard to suppress his anger, wiped his nosebleed and tears, and smiled gently, explaining to the alert little girl:

"I'm not a gangster, I'm a cultivator."

"What? Are you a shameful ancestor?"

Qi An blurted out, how could a child know what cultivating immortals is.

Ata laughed: "Haha, this self-positioning is as accurate as an intercontinental missile."

Ling Haoran twisted his face and explained to her for a long time what cultivation was all about.

After a while, Qi An nodded.

Just as Ling Haoran was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard the little girl raise her eyes and blurt out, "I don't believe it."

Ling Haoran choked halfway through his breath and almost suffocated himself to death.

He almost responded reflexively: Then call the police.

"Then what do you want in exchange for your belief?" Ling Haoran asked through gritted teeth.

Qi An thought for a moment and said, "You said you were a monk. I heard that monks have a lot of treasures. How come you don't have anything?"

So that's how it is. Ling Haoran smiled complacently: "Of course I have, and a lot."

Qi An said again: "I don't believe it."

Questioned by the child, Ling Haoran touched the ring on his hand, and several bottles of pills appeared in his hand.

He handed them to Qi An arrogantly: "Look, these are top-grade elixirs. I give them to you as a gift."

Qi An took it without hesitation, poured it all into his mouth, and chewed it like candy beans.

"Hey, you can't eat like this. You won't be able to withstand the effects of the medicine and your body will explode and die." Ling Haoran shouted.

This heroine must be a fool. Why does she put everything in her mouth?

This body is currently just an ordinary child. If he takes so many pills at once, he might die of bloating. Otherwise, all his efforts would be in vain.

Unexpectedly, the little girl wiped her mouth and asked him, "Anything else?"

"What?"

"Give me some more. Even though it's useless, it tastes good. It's sweet."

Ling Haoran almost exploded with anger.

Although these pills are not top quality, they are also very precious. One pill is worth a thousand gold coins. But when they enter her mouth, they become "useless, but tastes okay"?

The damned girl was still looking at him with disdain, her face full of expression saying: That's it? You don't have any more, do you?

Ling Haoran was stimulated and took out a dozen small bottles. Qi An snatched them and poured them into his mouth.

"Give me some more. You're so stingy."

Take again.

"More, more, it's not enough to fill the gaps between my teeth."

Take it again and pour it again.

As Ling Haoran's expression became more and more distorted, he was also extremely certain of one thing.

This guy is definitely the son of luck. If it weren't for the halo of the protagonist, no normal person would eat pills as candy beans.

He would have exploded and died a long time ago.

As expected of a Heavenly Yin Body, it is simply a bottomless pit.

He took it several times until Ling Haoran emptied all the stored pills, and then Qi An burped.

full.

Ling Haoran: “…”

This is really a fucking pill, not white rice, right?

Forget it, don’t feel bad. This will be his cauldron in the future. The stronger his physique is, the better it is for him, and he will be the ultimate beneficiary.

Then I heard the little girl say, "Eat these for now. You are too poor. I am embarrassed to eat them."

Ling Haoran's face was grim: "Thank you so much, you are so kind."

Qi An smiled shyly: "It's okay, children are so kind."

Ling Haoran roared in his mind.

[Damn, I really want to beat this little bastard to death. ]

[Host, please stay calm and think about your mission. ]

Ling Haoran took a deep breath, [I will endure it. After I get her back, I want this little bitch to take off all her clothes and kneel at my feet, for me... hehe]

[Host, the protagonist of this world has great luck and a great opportunity, please treat it with caution.]

[Tsk, they are just paper figures. I will suck away her luck and take away her opportunities. I am the protagonist.]

[We have been free and easy for many worlds. The protagonists have always been lying down and letting me fuck them. Haha, after I sell them, they have to count the money for me. I am the chosen one who holds the script.]

Ling Haoran was extremely excited at the thought of being able to hold the goddess who had ascended from the world of cultivation under his feet, making her his exclusive lover and allowing him to do whatever he wanted with her.

He really likes doing missions.

He was so absorbed in his fantasy that he ignored the sudden cold look from the little girl beside him, who looked at him like a dead person.

He is indeed an outsider!

He is also a shameless thief who specializes in stealing the protagonist's luck and opportunities!

Just wait and see how she cuts off his thief's hands one by one.

Ling Haoran tried to get close to Qi An for a long time and gave him several treasures. Qi An accepted them all without any hesitation.

Ling Haoran thought the little girl had let down her guard, so he asked the system: [What is the current favorability? ]

[Ding, the current favorability of the capture target is 0, please keep up the good work. 】

Ling Haoran: “…” Oh my god.

He was so disgusted by the bright red duck egg on the system panel.

Damn it, this damn kid took so many things from him, but his favorability didn't increase at all.

He even suspected that if only positive numbers could appear, the number might be negative.

The image of this body is obviously better than those in the previous worlds, and his acting skills are also better than before, so how come he can't even handle a child?

Looking at the stubborn little girl, he came up with another idea.

[System, exchange a lightning-attracting talisman for me from the mall.]

[Not enough favorability, cannot be exchanged. 】

[I owe you the money first and I will pay you back later. When have I ever failed? ]

The system paused for a moment, but still helped him redeem it.

Ling Haoran pretended to be profound and counted with his fingers, and said anxiously:

"Oh no! I just calculated that a natural disaster will befall this place soon. No one in the village will survive. Come with me quickly."

After saying that, he told the system to [Use the Lightning Talisman], then stretched out his arms, waiting for the frightened little girl to crawl into his arms.

Suddenly, large patches of dark clouds gathered on the top of the mountain. A moment later, strong thunder descended and struck directly towards the peak.

The entire small village happened to be under that rock. It was foreseeable that after the mountain collapsed, the people in the village would be buried alive in an instant.

The half steamed bun in his pocket was still emitting the aroma of grain, and that honest and simple smiling face flashed by.

Seeing that the thunder was about to roar and strike the mountain, Qi An moved his fingers slightly.

The next second, the thunder turned a corner and struck Ling Haoran on the head along with the lightning.

The determined and gentle fake smile froze on his face.

Ling Haoran's body twitched violently, his golden crown fell off, his hair was disheveled, and his handsome face turned pitch black.

Once, twice, three times.

After the thunder struck, Ling Haoran was naked, with black smoke coming out of his mouth and a burnt smell all over his body. He was filthier than a beggar.

Qi An covered his nose, took a big step back, and said in disgust: "Hey, it's so dirty."

Ata pinched his fingers and said calmly: "As the Buddha said, don't pretend to be cool, or you will be struck by lightning."