Genshin Impact: Report to the Emperor! Xiao Shen is creating people again

"You, Senior, how are you going to make me cry?"

"Fear not, do not be alarmed, Lord of the Waters, God of Fontaine. Come to me, and the great God will grant you the tears of compassion that will cleanse your soul."

"Senior! You, you, you, your sanctimonious smile can't fool me, a god. Are you trying to trick me?"

"Tsk."

"Did you just tsk!?"

Shen Qianluo was pressing forward step by step, while Funina was retreating again and again. She leaned forward with one hand on her chest, while she fell back in despair with the other hand raised, and they were caught in a strange confrontation.

Holding his chin with one hand, the young man muttered thoughtfully, "That imitation puppet from the outside world, but before Ali and I left Xumi, we specially asked the Grass God to imitate a puppet friend and carefully craft it. We can't let it go to waste in a strange place."

"Cry, cry, be sad... be a little sad, Funina, you can do it." Trying her best to adjust her emotions, the girl stroked her chest with one hand, took a deep breath, and finally some tears came out of her eyes.

A flash of inspiration suddenly struck the young man, and he clapped his hands. "How about having the actor Fukaros in the Cardinal of the Oracle stage another fake death?"

“?” Furninna, who had nearly bitten her tongue, immediately held back her tears and cried out in despair (?), “It won’t work if I say it out loud!!”

"That's right." Shen Qianluo continued to touch his chin seriously, looking up and down at the young god. Suddenly, the corner of his mouth curled up and he took out a strange but gorgeous pink booklet.

"How about enjoying the collection of the Water God's dark history meticulously compiled by a certain Xumi department store merchant? This is information on the gods that a certain high-ranking disciplinary officer and I have painstakingly obtained through reasoning and convincing people, and it's overpriced."

"Dark history?" The gorgeous diamond cover dazzled the girl's eyes. Furninna nervously snatched the booklet, and the next second, she let out a continuous scream of collapse.

"Wait a minute, what is this—the one about slipping in the rain!? And the one about choking on dessert... Wait, wait, wait, why are these photos still here even though I bought them on the spot?!"

"Well, or..." Shen Qianluo held up his head and looked at Fu Nina who still hadn't collapsed to tears. He blinked and was about to speak wildly again -

"Senior, why don't you just give me a beating... I'm fine with a beating, but the plan to save Fontaine must not fail on my part..."

This was the weak murmur of a water god lying on the ground.

"In fact, you can try to seek help from external forces. Gods cannot fight alone. If you are willing..." The words that came faintly seemed like the last straw. Funina stood up and saw Shen Qianluo taking out a red object with a half-smile.

"—You can try our Liyue Kitchen God's special recommendation for the ultimate hot version—Jueyun Pepper!"

Funina:?

"One bite sent tears flying, two bites of aloof fur spontaneously combusting, and a third bite made even the Emperor become weak and unable to care for himself—" Holding the terrifying object, the young man spoke incessantly, his arguments well-reasoned. "It's a top-grade spiritual creature from the habitat of the Liyue Explosive Tree, a treasure that embodies the fire elements of heaven and earth."

Funina:? ?

"Don't hesitate." Shen Qianluo began to approach step by step with a sad tone. "The gods of Fengdan should be brave and courageous, heroic and brave, and die bravely. The final step to save their people lies in this one move~"

Furninna: "——Don't come over here!!"

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Above the sky, the doll modeled after the water goddess Fernina shed a flood of tears.

On that day, the sea level in Fontainebleau rose infinitely, the water god wept on his throne in the sky, and the sinful people were swallowed and drowned by the raging sea...

The culprit that caused the flood let out a deep roar. The moment the Star-Eating Whale jumped out of the water, the orange-haired executive suddenly jumped off its back. The Rock Demon God in the sky turned around in an instant, and when he raised his hand, the sharp edge of the Rainbow Spear shone brightly.

A roar resounded throughout the universe, and the surging seawater tore down upon the city. A sharp arrow, suspended high above, severed the crumbling throne, and the puppet vanished into the light. The Dragon King, having regained his power, pardoned the sins of his people, and the star-devouring whale soared over the vast ocean, where the sea and sky merged into one.

It was pierced by the gilded spear that pierced the sky, and with just one strike, it was deeply nailed into the exploding sea.

The screams of the giant beast, which could no longer roar, were silenced, and a large area of ​​thick minerals pierced the deep sea, lingering in the gilded lava that had never dispersed.

The flood splashed and the earth hummed and trembled. The next second, the layers of rock and soil that suddenly rose up, carrying the power of the ancient rock elemental dragon king, withstood the splashing sea and the roaring power of the gods.

In the end, everyone stared blankly at the miraculous sight, floating in the cold sea water, their eyes wide open in shock, remembering this magnificent moment that would go down in history.

The fluorescence of their bodies from the inside out means the forgiveness of sins and the cleansing of new life. Their breathing is trembling and their faces are flushed. They are overjoyed and crying with joy. They look up and worship the hazy and blurred silhouette of the sky.

Finally, someone excitedly, trembling, filled with joy and shock, shouted out: "Lady Fernina is weeping on the throne. The Inquisitor has changed our physique. It is our God and our Inquisitor who saved us—"

"So Lord Villette is Lord Water Dragon King!?"

"Lord Water God! Lord Water Dragon King!! And the one who made the final move, whose appearance is unknown..."

"Could it be..."

"Liyue's Rock Emperor!??"