Quick Wear: A Survival Guide for the Heartthrob Cannon Fodder

How dare you take off all your semen in front of him!

Although he looked calm and composed, he had no such thoughts...

.........................................But he has done this, doesn’t it prove something?

Oh, this hypocrite is so cunning,

No wonder he seems like a different person during this period of time.

After all this time, I've been waiting for him here!

Seduce him? What is this little loser thinking? Am I such an easy person to be lured?

"Master, I just tested my spiritual power. Why did it disappear? Is it the Chinese medicine? Master, is there any way you can help me recover my spiritual power?"

Huajingyue......................?

Oh, you want to refuse but also to welcome?

This lackey really has good intentions and knows how to use some tricks at critical moments.

Just now he was so fierce and called me on the left and right, not taking his master into consideration at all...

...............................................And now? You call yourself a subordinate? You know how to call me master?

Is this a slap in the face followed by a sweet reward?

such a pity!

How could I like a hypocrite, a subordinate?

No matter how much effort you put in, it will be in vain.

But...I'd like to see what tricks this lackey can use to show off his skills in front of an expert!

"Master? Did you hear that?" Lu Sheng saw that the person was looking at him in deep thought without saying anything, so he walked up to the person and reminded him again.

"Why did you put the snake demon's clothes in the closet? Why don't you throw them away?" Hua Jingyue answered the question irrelevantly.

Seeing that people had just folded their clothes and put them in the closet, he gave the order unhappily.

However, Lu Sheng did not understand that this was an order: "This dress is very nice, I like it very much, so I want to keep it as a treasure!"

Well, this hypocrite is really good at it!!!

Do you know how to create a sense of crisis for him now?

But...I won't be fooled. But, I'm still angry. What's going on?

"You're so reluctant to throw it away because you like that stinky snake?"

Lu Sheng didn't know what happened to Hua Jingyue and why she suddenly got angry and yelled at him.

But Lu Sheng, who didn't want to be beaten, didn't dare to refute anymore and could only explain honestly:

"I am poor. This dress is covered with gems and I can't bear to throw it away."

Huajingyue......................?

"Who are you slandering? How could you be poor as my subordinate? You usually do robbery, murder and arson, but you don't get any benefits from them?"

Lu Sheng............................? Damn! I really want to do it.

"No, not a penny!" He said bitterly, "I'm so poor that even the clothes are distributed by the Tianying Sect."

The original owner also tried to hide the small treasury.

But Min Ye went too far.

Even if he handed over all his finances...

.........................................Min Ye would always go to Hua Jingyue to tell her about his bad deeds.

Min Ye is Hua Jingyue's top confidant, but Min Ye is not happy with him...........................................

................................................Therefore, Hua Jingyue, who disliked Lu Sheng, often believed in slander and took action against Lu Sheng.

The original owner was thinking that as long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood.

As long as he can make it through, he will have whatever he wants in the future.

In order to avoid being beaten...

In order to ensure that his foundation is stable and not damaged...

He handed over all his belongings to please Min Ye...

In addition to the third-ranked Chengying sword given to him by Hua Jingyue, there is also a sword to support the table....................................

...................................He is actually as poor as a beggar.

If you want to eat some good spiritual meat, you have to build a circle and raise the spiritual beasts yourself.

However, no matter how poor the original owner was, he was so pretentious and noble that he never let anyone see his poverty.

He never forgets to take out the Chengying Sword to show off.

Those who don’t know.....................all think he is extremely rich!

"Who are you trying to fool? Everyone knows that you, Immortal Lord Qingyu, are famous for being short, rich and handsome?"

Lu Sheng.................................? Shit! Where’s my knife?

How is he short? He is about 1.78 meters tall, right?

"Who said I was short? Master, tell me, I will kill him tonight." Lu Sheng gnashed his teeth in anger, his eyes turned red, and he looked very unconvinced.

Although his height is indeed short among men in the world of immortal cultivation,

But if his height is placed in modern society, it is also very acceptable.

With a chuckle, Hua Jingyue was amused by Lu Sheng's serious and fierce look.

.................................He didn't expect that this little loser cared so much about his height.

"Everyone says so privately," he joked with a smirk in his eyes:

"But is this the point? The point is where is your money? You have been with me for so long, where did your money go?"

Hua Jingyue could see that this little dwarf who didn't know how to hide his emotions seemed to be really poor.

Lu Sheng complained in a sarcastic tone: "Min Ye was taken away by my subordinates."

"Why would he take your money for no reason?"

The more he talked about it, the more Lu Sheng felt sorry for the original owner. That Ming Ye did more than just take his money.

He took the money and then made a false accusation to get himself beaten.

"How would I know? My master is so smart, you can guess it yourself! I am tired and need to have a good rest."

Lu Sheng felt wronged but didn't dare to get angry, so he could only turn his face away and leave his horrible bedroom which didn't even have a bed.

He spoke in a very good temper and did not dare to let Hua Jingyue see his dissatisfaction.

"Stop, where are you going to rest at night?" Hua Jingyue was so smart.

How could he not feel Lu Sheng's mood? After all, this guy was really bad at pretending his emotions.

He was about to leave with a look of grievance on his face, probably because he had suffered a lot at the hands of Mingye.

However, he doesn't care about these things.

"Go and squeeze in with my disciple. There are no beds left at home. Master, do you have any other instructions?"

Hua Jingyue stood there motionless, not knowing what to say for a moment........................................

..........................................He has fed the antidote to someone else and nothing is wrong now. Logically, he should have left long ago.

But why are you so unwilling to leave?

I just want to stay a little longer.

But why do I want to stay here longer?

"If you throw away the clothes, I will give you money."

"The master is generous. I wish he can be a bridegroom every night, change brides every night, and have sex seven times a night..."

When Lu Sheng heard the benefits, he suddenly became happy.

She happily ran to the closet, took out the clothes, held them in her arms, then walked in front of Hua Jingyue, her eyes shining with joy, and spread out her little hands happily.

Huajingyue......................?

Hua Jingyue was dumbfounded by this action and blushed subconsciously at the words: "Don't be so disrespectful when you speak in the future!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Hua Jingyue took out a sapphire blue ring and placed it in Lu Sheng's palm.

As soon as Lu Sheng saw it, he knew it was a storage ring, but he had no spiritual power, so he couldn't open it yet.

"Got it. I'll follow the master's orders. If the master has nothing else to do, I'll take my leave first!"

"Don't squeeze with your disciple," he shouted harshly, "Are you not ashamed of climbing into your disciple's bed in the middle of the night as a master?"

Lu Sheng.......................? What is he talking about?

"My apprentice is a man, not a woman. What is there to be ashamed of? Master, if everything is fine, I'll leave first. I'm so sleepy. It's almost dawn and I haven't slept yet!"

"Stop." Hua Jingyue was so angry that her teeth itched, and she rebuked Lu Sheng's carelessness in her heart.

But he clearly never cared about anyone's behavior before: "Do you want to disobey my orders?"

Lu Sheng................................? Why is this person so difficult to please?

He would be aggressive and threatening him from time to time, as if he was about to take action again.

If you have the guts, wait until my power is restored and then fight me in a one-on-one duel! Who are you bullying?

"The bed is gone. If the master doesn't mind, take me home and live with you for two days!" Lu Sheng spoke gently, but the content of his words was very provocative and unconvinced. He was so sarcastic.

Hua Jingyue.............................? Sure enough, this hypocrite is very good and is waiting for him here!

She pretended to leave deliberately so that she could squeeze in with her apprentice, but her ultimate goal was actually to offer herself to him.

Ha...this hypocrite doesn't even think about it. Their Hua family is the number one family in the world. How could he possibly look down on him?

Not to mention offering oneself for the bed, even if it meant sacrificing one's life, it would not be worth mentioning.

"Go wherever you want." In the end, Hua Jingyue chose to leave and ignore Lu Sheng's mess.

He has already confirmed that Lu Sheng admires him... and wants to climb up the tree and become a phoenix.

Therefore, the desire to squeeze in with others must have been just an angry remark, and he didn't want to be fooled.

There are so many people who love him, so it doesn’t matter if there is one more little piece of trash.................................

...........................However, he didn’t want to respond to the love of this little loser.

He wanted to see what other tricks this little loser had to trick him.

They still have half a year to release the contract. I had thought that I would kill them when the time came...

..................................However, seeing how hard the little loser is trying to be his own, it is not impossible to spare his life.

After seeing the man disappear without a trace, Lu Sheng quietly hid the clothes and then walked towards Tingxue Tower.

As he walked, he suddenly remembered that Hua Jingyue had not yet solved the problem of his disappearing spiritual power.

Lu Sheng................................? Damn! How could I forget such an important thing?

The more I thought about it, the more distressed I became, and the more insecure I felt.

........................

"Master, your master looks so stupid." In the Listening Snow Tower, Bai Ze shrank to the size of a palm. After completing the mission, he returned with his achievements and handed them over to Xiao Fanyi.

And Xiao Fanyi also looked carefully at the picture of Lu Sheng emerging in the empty bubble in the room...

...................................From when he arrived at the wedding banquet, to how he was rescued by Hua Jingyue.

It was repeated over and over again, and Xiao Fan felt like he was watching a movie.

The bride in the picture is innocent, smart, cute and well-behaved.

He didn't even know the demon who married him was Bai Jilian until the entire wedding banquet was over.

But...his waist is really thin, his skin is very white, his legs are straight and long, a slight pinch will leave a red mark,

After losing my spiritual power, I can do nothing but cry.

Being pressed on C, there is no way to resist.

With a little coaxing, he became very well behaved and stopped throwing tantrums.

He looks silly and innocent, without any bad intentions, confused, stupid but with a strong sense of justice............................

..........................I can't stop her from marrying.

I guess his stupid master still doesn’t know how he lost his spiritual power?

Like a loser? He fainted after transforming.

Did he see Bai Jilian’s entire body clearly?

....................

I really don’t know what happened to his master during this period of time. His personality has changed so much!

Could it be that he was really possessed by another spirit?

Bang, bang, bang. There was a knock on the door outside the house. The knock was so loud, as if afraid that the person would not be woken up: "Disciple, are you asleep? Master has something to tell you."

Xiao Fanyi...............................?

It will be dawn in another hour, why don't you ask him if he is asleep or not?

"I just woke up from a nap. What's wrong? Master, do you have anything to tell me?"

After hearing the knock on the door, Bai Ze immediately ran back to the spirit beast space.

Xiao Fanyi didn't know why, but after seeing the footage Bai Ze brought back, he didn't hate this stupid master as much anymore.

He quickly opened the door, and when Lu Sheng saw someone open the door, he immediately rushed in, as if there was a ghost chasing him.

"Master, didn't you go to chase the big demon? Why did you come back so soon?"

“That monster was too weak and couldn’t even withstand three of my attacks. But that monster was really cunning and I managed to escape in the end!”

In order to save face, Lu Sheng lied without blushing or beating his heart, and it seemed that it was true.

But when Xiao Fan, who knew everything, saw this look, he almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Master is really amazing." Xiao Fanyi used a sincere smile and praise to cover up the smirk on his face.

As expected, Lu Sheng didn't see it.

After a tiring day, he took over Xiao Fanyi's bed without any hesitation...

................................The big character lay on it with his eyes slightly squinted, looking very relaxed.

"Of course. I am the famous Qingyu Immortal Monarch, a rare master in the Mahayana stage."

"By the way, disciple, when you wake up tomorrow, tell everyone that I will not see any guests for a month. No one is allowed in, do you understand? This includes Su Muyan."

Lu Sheng didn't know when his spiritual power would recover, so he temporarily set himself a month to find a way to recover.

Surviving in the world of cultivation, he felt very insecure without any spiritual power.

Fortunately, the Tianying Sect has a mountain protection barrier, so no monsters or demons can get in.

That's why Hua Jingyue dared to rescue the person and then throw him here.

But........in order to obtain the Sky Mirror, the original owner had already secretly given his exclusive jade token to Su Muyan.....................................

.........................................He also boasted to the outside world that Su Muyan was his best friend, so Su Muyan could easily disguise himself as a human and enter and exit Qixia Peak.

"Yes, Master." Xiao Fan gathered up his quilt and started to sleep on the floor: "Master? Aren't you curious about how your disciple got back to Qixia Peak?"

How did his master know that he had returned to Qixia Peak?

Are you coming to knock on the door now?

Could it be that he doubted his ability to practice?

Lu Sheng............................? Fuck! I was careless.

Would he reveal in front of the male protagonist that he knew the male protagonist had cultivation skills?