Quick Wear: A Survival Guide for the Heartthrob Cannon Fodder

"You are my legitimate wife, so I have to be considerate in everything." Bai Jilian was still so gentle and elegant.

When Lu Sheng heard the word "wife", he got angry:

"Can't you see that I'm a man? Don't call me wife! I hate it."

Bai Ji Lian was very confused and puzzled by Lu Sheng’s angry words. He tilted his head and asked: "But isn't that how you humans call your significant other?"

Suddenly....................................a bolt from the blue!

Lu Sheng was shivering and pale, a chill ran from his tailbone to his forehead......................

......................................At this moment, he finally realized that the man standing in front of him... might not be a human.

The big demon that the people talk about is not the same title that people on Earth give to bandit leaders.

It is very likely that the other party is really a monster.

In this world of cultivating immortals, there have always been non-humans, and coincidentally, the person in front of him was one.

And this one, he just called himself the Lord......

.................................Judging from the attitudes of the guests, perhaps these guests are not human beings.

No wonder you have to cover your eyes!

No wonder the wedding procession walked in an abnormal posture.

No wonder the guests are all wearing colorful clothes and have different hair and eye colors!

It’s so obvious...why am I just reacting now?

"You, you can scream if you want! You can scream anything you want!" Lu Sheng's voice softened, and he trembled and became gentle, not daring to refute.

In this way, the wedding ceremony was completed in a daze.

Throughout the whole process...Lu Sheng was struggling with his own thoughts.

Bai Ji Lian once said that the men who were married off by the demons never appeared again.....................................

.................................I don’t know what happened to them.

But I have no cultivation now, so later..................

I don’t know what’s going to happen yet.

"The ceremony is over, send her to the bridal chamber!"

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Just like that, led by Jin Sheng, Lu Sheng was sent to the bridal chamber in fear and numbness.

Along the way, he didn't spare any energy to look at the surrounding buildings.

Until, he was the only one left in the bridal chamber,

At this moment, the confused Lu Sheng mustered up the courage to open the door and escape.

I don’t know if I can escape...and I have a poor sense of direction...but I will definitely die if I don’t escape.

It's tragic that he encountered this kind of thing before he finished his mission.

But no matter how hard he tried to open the door and climb through the window, he just couldn't get it open.

The cunning demon seemed to know that he was going to escape, and set up a barrier to prevent him from escaping.

Just like that, Lu Sheng broke down and cried in the empty room.

The original owner had very bad relationships with people, so no one would come to save him.

Even...no one would find out that he was taken away to be married.

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Today at noon is the day when I take the antidote for the three corpse worms.......................................

............................................If Min Ye, who wished he was dead, found out that I was not waiting for the antidote at Qixia Peak, he would definitely laugh to death!

Woo woo woo, if I had known I shouldn't have gone out hunting the night before after having nothing to do.

It's fine now, there's no going back!

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Because he might die and fail to complete the task and get no points.

The more she thought about it...the harder Lu Sheng cried.

Until... after three rounds of drinks, Bai Ji Lian returned to the room.

I saw his lovely little wife sitting at the table, crying pitifully and eating non-stop.

..............................His cheeks are puffed up, so cute.

She looks so cute and soft, but I don't know what she is crying about.

"Woo, woo, what are you doing? Woo, woo, woo, don't come over here!" Lu Sheng swallowed the food in his mouth and made an ineffective threat to the big monster that was walking towards him.

"Don't cry," Bai Ji Lian walked up to her, gently wiped the tears from Lu Sheng's face, hugged her in his arms and coaxed her gently: "Your husband will love you well from now on and give you everything, okay?"

For a moment, Lu Sheng's emotions were also calmed down................................

..........................................The attitude of this big demon made him begin to doubt that this big demon might not kill him.

And maybe he could have a good talk with the big demon and rush back to find Min Ye to get the antidote.

Things don't seem to have reached a dead end...not as bad as we thought!

Thinking of this, Lu Sheng's desperate heart rekindled and his tears gradually stopped.

"Are you hungry, madam? How about I feed you?" Although it was a question, Bai Ji Lian had already held the girl on his lap and started to feed Lu Sheng mouthful by mouthful.

Bai Ji Lian's action of holding the child and his kind and gentle, dog-licking smile made Lu Sheng feel uncomfortable.

This action was too provocative to his dignity as a man.

"Put me down, I want to eat by myself." Lu Sheng proudly and stubbornly struggled to get up from Bai Jilian's legs and sit aside.

The red and slightly swollen eyes, the clear and stubborn pupils, the rosy little face sparkling with tears, how cute it is,

Bai Jilian's heart was melted. His lovely little wife never forgot to eat.

You need to eat more, otherwise you will be exhausted and faint!

So he had no choice but to let go of his hand and let his little wife sit aside.

During a meal, Bai Ji Lian was happily picking up food for others.

..................................... He stared at Lu Sheng infatuatedly without blinking. He quickly fed him.

"My dear, it's time to drink the wedding wine!"

Lu Sheng has been pampered since he was a child. In his world, except for completing missions, he doesn't think there are bad people in this world.

Therefore, as long as someone smiles at him and treats him gently, he will have the unanimous idea in his mind that the other person is a good person.

So...at this moment he also felt that this big demon was not a bad person, and he dared to refute him.

"Don't call me wife. I'm a man. If you must call me that, just call me Lu Sheng."

"No, that name sounds too unfamiliar. Madam sounds better."

The big demon's words made Lu Sheng grit his teeth in anger. He endured and endured and finally managed not to take action directly. Instead, he chose to take a step back and let the world be more open....

...............................Of course, the reason why I didn’t dare to do anything was because I didn’t have any spiritual power.

"Call me husband. If you call me wife again, I will never talk to you again in this life!" The word husband was Lu Sheng's last tolerance and struggle towards the big monster.

However, the demon was hesitant and seemed to be struggling with his thoughts: "But, among you humans, don't you call one husband and the other wife?"

"But aren't we humans one male and one female?"

Lu Sheng was so angry that he slammed the table and stood up and cursed at the big monster. Today, no one can call him wife:

"Are you blind? Don't you know that you married a man? How can you call a man wife?"

Bai Ji Lian..................................?

"But the couples I see every day are all men, and that's what they call it."

Lu Sheng.......................? Fuck!

What a big word! This world is so abnormal! He was speechless.

"I don't care. You can either call me by my name or call me husband. If you dare to call me anything else, I...I...I won't let you go!" Lu Sheng threatened.

Bai Ji Lian felt that this was not a big deal, so his smiling silence represented his compromise.

"Husband, it's time to drink the wedding wine!" After pouring the wine into the cup, Bai Jilian picked it up and walked to Lu Sheng, handing one cup to Lu Sheng and taking the other cup for himself.

"But I can't drink," Lu Sheng glared at him, "I get drunk once I drink."

Then, the demon performed some kind of magic on the cup, and a stream of white smoke fell into the cup. "Now you won't feel uncomfortable if you drink it."

This action made Lu Sheng not know what to do.......................................

......................................However, if you don't drink it, you will be forced to drink it. Why bother?

"Um.".

Soon, the two drank the wedding wine in a standard manner.

Lu Sheng's heart was filled with complicated emotions. He had grown up so big, but before he graduated, he was hit by a car and came here to complete the mission.................................................

...................................He had never been in a relationship before, but as soon as he arrived, he was grabbed by a man and married.

And...the person you are marrying may not even be a human.

Hey!

Even if she’s a young lady, that’s fine!

After drinking the wedding wine, Bai Jilian revealed his true nature. He picked up Lu Sheng like a princess and walked towards the bed.

"You, what are you going to do?" Lu Sheng, who had lost his memory, didn't quite understand what men should do.

However, judging from the big demon's anxious look, he must have known it.

"My dear husband, the next step is to consummate the marriage!"

"Mmm~" He kissed his little wife openly and deeply. Tonight, he could finally get what he wanted.

The first time he was kissed by a man, the straight man Lu Sheng's pupils trembled, until his wedding dress was taken off piece by piece.

Lu Sheng finally came back to his senses from his state of shock.

He pushed the person away, but how could such a powerful monster be able to push away the person?

However, Bai Ji Lian was tactful enough not to continue but instead let Lu Sheng's strength push him away a little bit, then looked at his little wife in confusion.

"Husband, what's wrong with you?"

He didn't understand. They were already married, so why didn't his wife practice dual cultivation with him?

But...this matter is not up to him.

"I...I'm not used to it...Can you please not ***?" Lu Sheng spoke in a low voice, begging.

But Bai Jilian would not indulge him.

"Husband, I feel so uncomfortable, can you please give me some?"

The demon's ice-blue eyes turned into vertical pupils that opened and closed. The beautiful eyes were like a deep lake, filled with strong desire.

This made Lu Sheng at a loss as to what to do: "But I still can't accept it, I can't do it."

"Could my husband bear to let our wedding night be incomplete?" Bai Ji Lian leaned on Lu Sheng pitifully.

Being very strong, he did not intend to force himself on her, but to wear her down to death......................................

.........................................But how could Lu Sheng, a straight man, be successfully persuaded by him?

If he had spiritual power now, the first thing he would do would be to kill this big monster to vent his anger.

"Don't you have so many wives? You have to marry two a month. Can't you go find them today and give me some time to relax?" Lu Sheng tried hard to find an excuse to avoid the bridal chamber.

But when Bai Jilian heard this sentence, it had a different meaning.

It is true that snakes are lustful by nature, but he has never married anyone.

Those people before were just some soul-nourishing foods that he picked when he went to various places in disguise........................................

.........................................He did not marry those people. He just asked his subordinates to take them away on the third day after placing the orchid flowers at their doorstep.

But what does Lu Sheng mean by this?

They were already married, but he was pushing his husband to someone else?

Is he so unwilling to accept himself?

"Lu Sheng, I tell you, you have to go to the bridal chamber today whether you want to or not. You will be mine for the rest of your life."

Lu Sheng...................................? Didn't we discuss this? Why are you so angry?

"Hmm~~". Just like that, Lu Sheng had no idea what he said wrong or what happened. He saw that the big demon was just like a docile and pitiful dog, but the next second he turned hostile............................

.................................Lu Sheng's clothes* one by one***,

......................This time, no matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't push the person away.

Bai Jilian's tongue tip invaded Lu Sheng's mouth wantonly, and he would not withdraw even if Lu Sheng bit him.

Instead, he reached out and pried open Lu Sheng's **.

Gradually, Bai Ji Lian's penis had reached Lu Sheng's buttocks, and Lu Sheng was still trying to struggle and resist.