Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Unfortunately, no matter how powerful Tang Seng was, it was useless when he hit the surface of the water in Yingchou Stream.

Sun Wukong just went through the motions and acted according to the original plot. Guanyin Bodhisattva hurried over and turned the little white dragon into a white dragon horse.

Giving it to Tang Monk to ride on, he was also considered a member of the team to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

But Tang Seng was not happy. He was so big and his handsome off-road vehicle was gone. Should he get a horse instead?

Indeed, the further you go back, the more difficult it is to walk on the wild and mountainous roads, but the basic comfort level and the comfort level of riding a bike are two completely different things, okay!

Little White Dragon had no choice but to use his transformation skills to turn into an off-road vehicle for Tang Seng to ride.

This off-road vehicle has no tires, but four horse legs!

Tang Monk: Disdainful face (*￣m￣)

As the team grew larger, Guanyin Bodhisattva flew into the sky and hid her body.

Sun Wukong noticed that the halo of merit behind Guanyin Bodhisattva's head was gone.

Combined with the information from the Four Valued Officials of Heaven, he rolled his eyes, chuckled, and prepared to find an opportunity to test Guanyin.

The Journey to the West project continues to consume a large amount of Buddhist merits and incense, and it really costs money everywhere.

Now the Heavenly Court and various forces are desperate for incense, and Guanyin serves as the guide and manager of the Journey to the West.

He became more and more haggard day by day, and as the days passed, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared at Gao Laozhuang, revealed her identity, and asked Marshal Tianpeng, who had been reincarnated as a wild boar, to recognize Tang Seng as his master.

The guy just didn't recognize it. Guanyin coughed for a long time, but the damn Marshal Tianpeng Pig Demon actually said it directly.

"What are you coughing for? If you have an illness, get treatment. Coughing here!"

Then, he took another closer look, recognized the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara, and said with a look of horror.

"Ah! Guanyin Bodhisattva, why are you like this? Your face is pale, your eyes are bloodshot, and where is the halo of merit behind you?"

This sentence almost broke the defense of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but as a strong woman, she kept her composure, and according to the plan, she finally let Tang Seng accept the pig demon, the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, as his second disciple.

And asked Tang Seng to give him a name.

Tang Seng was not vague and started thinking directly, "Five kinds of meat, three kinds of disgusting things, ~"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong added, "Then let's go with Bajie!"

Tang Monk: On this journey to the West, I always feel like I am living under the shadow of Sun Wukong!

Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and felt that the time had come to win her over!

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When people get serious, time flies quickly, not to mention that Li Youqian is in heaven, so the speed is even faster.

Soon, a few more days passed in heaven, and a few more years passed underground!

"The three-year period is over. Welcome the most awesome and handsome Li Youqian out of confinement!"

Ah Guang felt very uncomfortable and shouted weakly, cursing the dog host in his heart!

Li Youqian could tell at a glance that there was no sincerity in what he said, so he punched him twice.

Beat the dog's head angrily!

Afterwards, he used his telekinesis to sense the current situation of the world and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

At this time, the Journey to the West team had almost completed the journey, and the success of obtaining the scriptures seemed just around the corner.

But at this moment, the Great Leiyin Temple on Lingshan Mountain in the West, which should have been shining with golden light and full of Buddha's light, was now a little dim.

Many Arhats and Bodhisattvas, and even the halo of merit behind the head of Tathagata Buddha, are gone.

It's normal for it to look a little dimmer without so many glittering things!

Originally, Buddha Tathagata was happily counting the days with his fingers to see how long it would take for Sun Wukong and the others to arrive.

There is no way. A large amount of Buddhist donations, merits, and various treasures have been spent, and life is too difficult.

But Guanyin Bodhisattva walked into the Great Leiyin Temple with a slightly heavy expression, which made Tathagata have a bad premonition.

"Guanyin, what happened? Why are you looking like this in the Great Leiyin Temple?"

"The Journey to the West is almost over, but we Buddhists don't have any more merits to offer!"

"There's no need to mention this matter anymore. Just keep on persevering. Perseverance is victory!"

Tathagata waved his hands. He hated hearing this kind of words the most now. Guanyin was really something. She didn't even know how to say anything auspicious.

Unfortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not shut up, but continued with a firm look in his eyes: “But the growth of luck is far lower than expected.

Moreover, it will probably take hundreds of years for Buddhism to flourish and the merits of incense burning to be successfully realized.

And these, with the current rate of growth of luck, a little speculation will show that after the merits of the incense are successfully converted into cash,

At most, it can make up for the shortfall of crowdfunding. We in Buddhism have no money and are bankrupt!"

"What exactly do you want to say?" The bad premonition in Tathagata Buddha's heart became more and more intense.

Guanyin took out a halo of merit from her sleeve, put it behind her head, and spoke slowly under Tathagata's incredulous gaze.

"I'm sorry, if I follow you, I will be poor for 300 years out of 900 years. Now I'm following the Heavenly Court!

These merits were paid in advance by the Heavenly Court. Sorry, they gave too much!"

When she finished speaking, a large number of Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the Great Leiyin Temple changed their clothes and put on halos of merit.

He looked at Buddha Tathagata with regret on his face, feeling a little embarrassed, and turned his head away!

Stop pretending, let’s be honest. Now everyone in Buddhism is from heaven!

The Buddha was looking at himself and a few other insignificant people, who seemed out of place and did not have the halo of merit.

His body involuntarily collapsed backwards, and his powerful cultivation enabled his brain to immediately understand what was happening.

He shouted angrily, "You have a part in what Buddhism has done in the past. I really hope that Heaven will sincerely accept you!"

"We will form a new department together in the future, similar to the Dragon Clan.

Although it is not a direct lineage of the Heavenly Court, the benefits are too tempting!"

The Bodhisattvas and Arhats nodded involuntarily.

Guanyin thought of something and added, “We have all contributed our own incense and merits to the Buddhist crowdfunding before.

We are leaving now, please give it back to us!"

"Humph! Buddhism is now completely worthless, what's the point of returning it? Do you want the IOU?"

The Buddha's brain was working rapidly. In fact, after the success of Journey to the West, Buddhism did not make any money, but suffered losses.

Doesn't he know? He must know! But as the direct beneficiary, as long as he is a little greedy, he will not lose anything!

What do these guys want to do? They actually change jobs. Damn it!

Guanyin and the other Bodhisattvas and Arhats smiled at this answer and said, "It's okay, we can move it ourselves!"

In a short while, the entire Leiyin Temple was moved clean by the Arhats and Bodhisattvas, and it became a dilapidated temple.

And they flew towards the heaven with their things in a mighty manner.

The Buddha wanted to stop it, but he had sworn an oath in the name of heaven when he was doing crowdfunding before.

Now they have quit their jobs and want their things back. Buddhism doesn't have them, so they just take them themselves. There's nothing wrong with that!

He was not in the right place for his action, and he could feel the many malicious gazes!

The two saints did not take any action either, probably because they were stopped by someone!

Tathagata and the remaining part of the Buddha stayed where they were for a long time without making any movement.

It was not until a long time later that the Buddha, who had thought it over, hurriedly ran down from the golden lotus.

An arhat who did not turn against the Buddha looked at him and seemed to have some hope in his heart.

He asked aloud: "Buddha is in such a hurry, does he have any more cards?"

Tathagata Buddha ignored Arhat and shouted in the direction of heaven: "Guanyin, take me with you!"