Diandian, the cute group pet has a dragon Kaka to kill

Looking at her silly smile, Mrs. He has become accustomed to it and knows that she is chatting with Lord Chi Yan.

By the evening, Mr. He and his wife had also been forced to drink several bowls of the Stream of Life. They squatted in the corner and farted non-stop. Only when Mrs. He was satisfied did she give them a few more bowls and let them go.

She also said happily: "A family should be neat and tidy, and no one should laugh at each other."

Fortunately, the He family is some distance away from the village. The nearest one is a dilapidated house a few hundred meters away. There is no one inside at the moment, otherwise the noise would definitely attract onlookers.

The next day, the He family got up early and were busy in the kitchen, kneading dough and making dumplings. When Xu heard someone knocking on the door, she asked nervously, "Who is coming so early?"

Mrs. He said silently, and quickly said to Mr. He: "Go and open the door quickly. It should be your uncle and aunt who are here. They must be worried that they can't handle the family affairs."

It was already five o'clock in the morning, and it was pitch black everywhere. He couldn't see the house when he stretched out his hand. Fortunately, he was familiar with his yard, and Boss He walked very quickly and opened the door.

Looking at the two people at the door, he smiled innocently and said, "It is indeed my uncle and aunt. What my mother said is absolutely correct."

As he spoke, he responded to the two people entering the house. It was dark just now, and the He Di couple didn't see what He Lao Da looked like. Taking advantage of the firelight in the kitchen, they saw the appearance of a family of four, and they took a step back at the same time.

Look at the kitchen, then look at the yard, it's right, it's that stinky brother's house, but...

"!!!"

Looking more closely, he looked at their young faces in shock, with an expression of disbelief, and asked with trembling lips: "Did you see a ghost?"

Old Man He: “…”

The family had already discussed this matter, and Old Man He boasted to his eldest brother, "Lord Chiyan is still the best. He said that we are the first to sincerely worship him, so he gave us a few bowls of holy water. After drinking it, we fart a lot, but we will be younger."

"Hehehe...Brother, look at me. Are you more handsome now?"

He Di had not yet recovered from the shock. Looking at his cheeks, which were even rosier than when he was young, her eyes turned red with envy.

"!!!"

Without saying a word, he stumbled to the front of Chi Yan's portrait and knelt down, muttering, "Master Chi Yan, I am also willing to sincerely worship you. I will go to the town to ask for your portrait today. I also hope you will give me a few bowls of holy water."

Old man He touched his face, looking younger and more attractive. He looked at the steady elder brother, who was kneeling there muttering something. But this water...

I sighed silently and decided to listen to what Ning'er said. If it didn't work, I would find an excuse to get away with it.

After recovering from the shock, Zhang quickly pulled her old man up and scolded him, "You are so impatient. This offering must be approved by the immortal master. Be careful not to make Lord Chiyan unhappy if you act so recklessly."

Then he put his hands together and said, "I am also willing to sincerely worship Master Chiyan. If you are willing, please send me a dream and I will go to the town to ask for your portrait. I will offer the best incense every day."

Hearing her say this, even Mrs. He breathed a sigh of relief. She took her hand and said, "Don't worry, sister-in-law. When you burn incense in the next few days, you must mention it to Master Chiyan more often."

"that is···"

"The matter of the holy water is too bizarre. If it gets out, I'm afraid it will bring disaster to my family. Please keep it secret."

"We can tell others that our business is doing well and we are in a good mood, so we naturally look younger. During this period, we will also be more careful when we go out and try not to meet people from the village."

Knowing her worries, Zhang patted her hands and said, "You are thoughtful. This is indeed the way to go. There is a saying that goes, 'A man is innocent but guilty of possessing a treasure.'"

"If we are targeted by powerful people, our He family will all be destroyed."

Everyone in the kitchen understood the seriousness of the matter, and the more they thought about it, the more scared they became. Then they saw Mrs. He wrapped her face with a headscarf and smeared her face with black paint. It looked a little dirty, but it was better than losing her life.

As for Old Man He and Boss He, they are the only ones who are responsible for making fire, they are both grown men and it doesn't matter if they have some black spots.

Seeing their blackened faces, the old couple He Di breathed a sigh of relief, looking much better than before, and urged anxiously, "It's good that you know what's going on, so hurry up and do it."

In fact, my heart is not at peace. You must know that the people are the most religious people, and their respect for gods comes from the heart.

Now, the greatest miracle is right in front of the two of them. How can people not be excited? If they hadn’t just seen the two of them yesterday afternoon and truly seen the contrast, they wouldn’t have dared to believe it even if they were real brother and sister-in-law.

With two people helping, the speed was particularly fast today. By the time all the things were loaded on the cart, it was already full with almost no space left.

Looking at the noodles and dumplings in boxes, Old Man He shouted, "Work hard, make money and rent a house in town to sell them."

The sudden noise startled everyone. Mrs. He angrily slapped him and shouted in a low voice: "With such a loud noise, if you disturb Ning Baoer, you will be dead. You will definitely be beaten."

Even He Di didn't tolerate him, and stepped forward and kicked him, cursing, "You are so old, and you are still so unstable. You are so noisy."

Only Zhang stood aside calmly, looking at him with unfriendly eyes and said in a cold tone: "Forget about the others, but if you disturb the little girl's sleep, you will definitely be in danger of life or death."

The gods fight and the devils hide.

Mr. and Mrs. He hid aside timidly, not even daring to look, and hid in the kitchen.

Ruo Ruo said: "Look at Dad, he was courting death and got punished."

"Wife, today I finally realized the status of my family. Only my little sister is at the top, and my father and... I are at the bottom."

That pitiful expression almost made Xu laugh out loud, but her shaking shoulders betrayed her emotions, and she undoubtedly received another resentful glare from Boss He.

After dealing with his brother, He Di felt much better. He kicked him again and said, "Get lost now. Go to the town to sell food and be careful. If anything happens, ask someone to come back and take care of it."

Old Man He rubbed his buttocks and complained, "Sh ...

"I'm already a grandfather. If someone sees me like this, I'll lose all my dignity. Humph!"

"Don't think that I will forgive you just because you came to help me this morning. It's impossible. Absolutely impossible."

Mrs. He's head was full of black lines, and she looked helpless. She held her forehead and said to the old couple He Di: "Brother and sister-in-law, don't be angry. This guy is just an idiot."

Seeing his wife's fierce look, which made it clear that she was here to punish him, Old Man He pulled the cart and walked away quickly, saying, "Look after Ning'er at home, don't go to town."