Diandian, the cute group pet has a dragon Kaka to kill
Chapter 79 Farting
Seeing that the two didn't look fake, Xia Yining asked Chi Yan, "Has the Stream of Life evolved on its own? Is it tastier now?"
Upon hearing this, Chi Yan in the space opened his dragon eyes and thought for a moment, then said, "Perhaps because you have undergone marrow cleansing, the Stream of Life can't have much effect on you, so the taste of the drink you drink is different from theirs."
Xia Yining: “???”
She was speechless. Why did this space discriminate against her as its owner?
The old couple drank happily and felt comfortable all over. The next second, they heard the sound of farting in the house.
The sound was deafening and their faces turned red instantly. They didn't expect such a sudden thunderous fart.
Not to mention the smell, it was so pungent that Xia Yining quickly covered her nose and stuck her head out of the window to avoid the disaster.
Old man He was completely speechless. Now he was standing far away, farting all the time, unable to control himself at all.
Even Mrs. He's face turned from red to blue, and from blue to white. She felt that the endless farts had completely disgraced her old face, and she was too ashamed to see her little girl.
Knowing what the two were thinking, Xia Yining shouted, "This is the holy water given by Lord Chi Yan. It is said that drinking it is good for the body and can expel toxins from the body, so you won't be easily sick in the future."
"This reaction... is normal, don't be afraid, Dad and Mom."
Old Man He: “!!”
He listened to the incessant fart sounds and had a bitter look on his face, but he was not afraid, it was just... too embarrassing!
Mother He: “!!”
The holy water given by Lord Chi Yan, what a kind-hearted dragon. It would be better if she wasn't so arrogant, but one should be content with what one has. Seeing her expression of despair on her face, he wanted to send himself away immediately.
The two of them each occupied a corner of the yard, and the noise was so loud that it woke up the eldest couple who were taking their lunch break. They were silent for a long time as they watched the scene before them.
Xu muttered, "My parents must have had a stomachache, otherwise how could they fart so loudly? It's amazing."
Even Boss He nodded in agreement, and then said, "That's right, it's almost as loud as thunder, it's awesome."
They happened to be standing in front of Xia Yining's window, so she could hear every word clearly. She shook her shoulders and tried to suppress her laughter, her little face flushed red.
The reaction of the Stream of Life was something she had not expected. In the novels she had read before, if one drank the spiritual spring water, layers of black mud would ooze out of the body. The smell was smelly and unpleasant, until the person was wrapped in it. It would be fine after washing.
Or maybe I just have diarrhea and need to go to the toilet more often, but I didn't expect...
There were constant fart sounds in the He family's courtyard. The two of them squatted in the corner helplessly, feeling only a dull pain in their stomachs and no urge to defecate. Granny He asked, "Ning'er, ask Lord Chiyan when these farts will stop."
She fanned herself with her hands and whispered, "It stinks, even stinkier than a toilet."
Chi Yan had been paying attention to the noise outside. He was also aware of the constant farting of the He family's old couple. After a moment of silence, he said, "You can only fight poison with poison. Drink two more cups to make the farts come out faster. Maybe it will be better."
Xia Yining replied: “???”
It's written all over his face, are you serious?
Chi Yan nodded and said seriously, "My memory is like this. If I don't stop, it means that the turbid air in my body has not been emptied."
Helplessly, Xia Yining looked at the two empty bowls, used his consciousness to mobilize the Stream of Life to fill them up, and repeated Chi Yan's words.
Hearing this, Boss He laughed out loud. Seeing the sinister look in his parents' eyes, he hurriedly sent water over and comforted them, "This is a good thing. It's worth it to fart a little to get a good body."
How could a daughter-in-law keep watching her father-in-law and mother-in-law make fun of her? Xu quickly handed another bowl to Mother-in-law He and said carefully, "Mother, drink it quickly, and you will feel better after drinking it."
Even though it was a bit embarrassing, seeing the two people's good attitude, Mrs. He could not lose her temper and just showed off the Stream of Life.
He felt a surge of air in his stomach, thinking to himself that something was wrong, and quickly said to Xu: "Hurry up and retreat, I'm about to use my ultimate move!!"
Hearing this, Boss He didn't need anyone to persuade him. He ran back with the bowl in his hand. The couple retreated into the main room and closed the door directly. They did not forget to lower the window in front of Xia Yining. The two adults and one child lay stealthily in front of the window.
Then there was a loud noise, comparable to the sound of a house collapsing, which lasted for several dozen seconds before stopping.
Xia Yining: “!”
He whispered, "That's awesome. The Stream of Life can be used to do evil things in the future. It can embarrass people."
Boss He: “!”
He lowered his voice and said, "The earth wall outside won't collapse, will it? This is a really big noise."
Xu: “!!”
The woman's sixth sense told her that today's matter would not end so easily, so she said weakly, "My parents lost face today, do you think we can get away with it, my husband?"
After hearing her words, the air froze and only silence remained.
"This... shouldn't be possible. Dad and mom are steady people. They wouldn't be so childish." Boss He's voice became lower and lower, and in the end he didn't even believe it.
Only when she felt her body was empty and she would no longer fart did Mrs. He breathe a sigh of relief. She stood up from the corner, smelled the odor on her body and couldn't help but "vomit~~~", it was so stinky.
At this time, she had no idea that after letting out a series of fatal farts, she looked a lot younger. The wrinkles on her face became less and her skin became much whiter. Although not as young as a teenage girl, she looked to be in her early twenties.
Until Old Man He on the other side stood up and glanced at her inadvertently, not caring about the stench around him, he pointed at her and said tremblingly: "Old woman, you...you...you have become younger, just like when you gave birth to your first child."
Hearing the voice, Mrs. He also looked at him, her eyes wide open in shock, and pointed at him and said, "You too, old man, your hair has turned black, and you've become more handsome!!"
The two men, who had been extremely hardworking for decades, had long become like the other villagers, looking like they were in their 50s even though they were in their 30s or 40s, and were all crushed by the burden of life.
Without caring about anything else, the two of them ran to the kitchen in unison, looking at themselves in front of the water tank. Mrs. He was so happy that she touched it left and right, looking extremely fond of it.
She boasted to Old Man He: "Huh~~~ When I was young, I was the most beautiful girl in the village. Look at this pretty face. When I walked out of the door, people would think I was a virgin."
Old Man He: “…”
His mother tongue is speechless, and he is still a little worried. Looking at his wife's face that looks many years younger, he thinks that it is better to stay at home for safety in the future, otherwise...
I felt very uneasy and wanted to close the door and hide the person at home to feel safe.
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