I'm a spy in the film

"It's so hard for me!"

Rex Neubauer, the credit manager of the International Credit Bank, was hiding behind a column in the hall, holding an assault rifle and shivering, and he weakly uttered a lament similar to that he had two hours ago!

The difference is that back then it was a sigh of melancholy, while now it is a sigh of despair.

"How on earth did I end up like this?"

Rex Neubauer smacked his thigh in frustration.

"boom"!

A loud explosion frightened him so much that he dropped the HK416 in his hand and hugged his head, but this could not stop the trembling ceiling from shaking off dust that scattered all over his head and body.

“Oh my god, is the world going to end? I haven’t even wiped the shit off my butt yet. Am I going to die like this? Wuuuuuu”

Scenes replayed in Rex Neubauer's mind like a movie.

Two hours ago, at 5:55 p.m. on Friday, Rex Neubauer was sitting in the backmost stall in the unit's bathroom to relieve himself.

This is his exclusive territory, and at this moment he is sad that he cannot enjoy Tanya's "sunset carnival" service on the weekend.

Who can understand the pain of a middle-aged man who has been troubled by constipation for a long time?

It’s better here. No one will compete with him for the place, and no one will rush him. He can stay here peacefully until 6:10.

Because earlier today, I heard from Manager Gordon that the bank's security system would be upgraded at 6 o'clock in the evening, and wasn't the person who was talking to Manager Gordon in the corridor just now Mitchell, the security director from the head office?

Mitchell is such a greedy guy. He even wanted to apply for an interest-free loan from himself last week!

Hum, dreaming!

At this time, security guard Hector should have already started to persuade customers.

This guy, named after an ancient Greek hero, is actually a lecherous, dirty, short and fat man, even lazier than himself. Unless a beautiful customer comes in, he will never work overtime.

But what's with all the noise coming from the front hall? Can I still take a shit in peace?

Then, the toilet door was kicked open, and a masked and armed gangster rushed in, grabbed his collar and was about to drag him out of the toilet. Fortunately, he pulled up his pants in time. As for you saying that I didn't wipe it with paper, how do you know I didn't use my hands later?

Uh……

Let's talk about something else, like robbers, versus robbers.

Hey, who knows what the probability is of a bank being robbed by two groups of robbers at the same time?

do not know?

Well, we were robbed by two gangs of robbers at the same time today!!!

Aaaaaah, if I wasn't a certified post-robbery counselor I would go crazy!

Fortunately, I quickly calmed myself down and tried my best to help my colleagues and clients form a cooperative team.

If it weren't for that annoying Trip who interrupted my speech again and again, I would have really succeeded in becoming the leader of this team. Even Manager Gordon gave up competing with me!

But Trip, this guy who came out of nowhere, unexpectedly got the recognition of everyone except me, including the two robbers!!!

Can you believe that the robbers actually believed the hostages' mediation!

Okay, as long as I can get out, I accept it!

The robbers agreed that three of them in black combat uniforms would open the safe, and two in hip-hop style would blow up the ATM machine. Everyone got what they wanted, right? Everyone is happy!

However, Trip, who couldn't live without trouble, actually sneaked out of the room where they were held, saying that he was looking for the truth!

Fuck the truth, I wanted to live! I tried to stop him, but someone helped him, I won't say who it was, a young lady.

Well, Trip pissed off the robbers, but luckily two of them died, leaving only three. Because we were more in number, the robbers' attitude became much better and they no longer restricted our personal freedom. This is all thanks to me.

The rest of the things went smoothly. The robbers blew up the vault and packed up the cash. All they had to do was open the passage on the roof and leave. We waited until five o'clock tomorrow morning for the security system to open the door by itself and call the police, and then everything would be fine.

But, Trip did something weird again.

He said that there was a traitor among us, the mastermind behind this incident, and that mastermind was extremely vicious and wanted to kill everyone who had anything to do with him!

This scared everyone, but fortunately, although Hector had been in jail, he was clear-headed and got the weapon first, so no one could threaten us anymore.

We don't ask for much, just wait quietly for work tomorrow.

But, I fucking said but again, it was still Trip, this Trip, he really wanted to destroy me, he jumped out again and said that he already knew who was behind the scenes, that was - Wesler Drumm.

Who is this?

"Wesler Drum is the guy who ranks number one on the FBI's most wanted list of bank robbers. He has successfully committed 47 bank robberies and killed more than 20 people.

Just today, the FBI agent who was tracking him, the Swiss lady who laundered money for him, his computer hacker Mitchell, his former black subordinate Darian, and the Jewish Weinstein who killed the FBI, have all been killed by him, and the rest are also in his murder plan! "

Trip shouted excitedly!

So who is this Wesler Drumm and what does he want to do?

Trip said he hasn't figured it out yet!

Please, all you said was a battle of wits with the air?

I think you are a lunatic!

I was so angry that I scolded him, but he actually admitted it!

He said he had schizophrenia, and it was very serious. He had to take medicine every hour, so he set an alarm to go off every hour. I was really defeated by him. You can't argue with a mental patient!

If the above things are still normal, then what happens next becomes a bit magical!

First, the vault door was blown open, and the vault that was supposed to be empty actually had about five million in cash inside. You know, this is the Federal Credit Bank, how could there be so much cash? As a credit manager, I didn't know anything about it?

Then, it was Trip again. When the robbers were about to leave, he took advantage of the power outage and exposed the mastermind, who was manager Gordon.

He was the guy, Wesler Drumm, who had a perfect escape record, the highest average single robbery amount, a perfectly detailed plan, killed 20 people in Baltimore, and escaped with tens of millions.

I have long suspected this guy Gordon. You are an old man with diabetes. You have robbed tens of millions. Why do you still work? Wouldn't it be nice to travel and have a few hot girls? Now we have caught you. Your reputation is ruined!

Just when we pointed guns at Gordon and thought we had accomplished the mission, Gordon fell down on his own. The kind-hearted black sister Maggie asked the security guard Hector to give him an injection of insulin. We were really afraid that he would die here. The surveillance here was turned off, and we would have no way to explain ourselves.

But then, the most magical thing happened today!

Gordon has transformed!

Just like the Hulk in my son's comics, he turned into a muscular monster with a height of two meters and a chest circumference of two meters.

The first person the monster killed was Hector, the security guard who gave him the injection.

Oh, poor Hector, Gordon grabbed him by the neck, lifted him up in the air like a chicken, and snapped his neck as we watched, too frightened to even fire.

It wasn't until the monster Gordon threw Hector's body to the ground and someone shouted "Kill him" that we realized that we had to kill this monster, otherwise no one would survive, so we all shot at him.

However, Gordon not only became extremely strong, but also incredibly fast. He pounced forward and slapped the fattest robber away with one slap. Yes, he slapped him away, broke a window, and flew into an office inside. What was the name of this robber?

Yes, “fruit jelly”, who knows why the robbers named it this!

His companion, the guy in tattered clothes named "Peanut Butter", also ran in quickly. If he hadn't run fast, he would probably have been the next one to be in trouble.

Peanut Butter ran away, and the third person Monster Gordon went after was Trip. Although this guy looked nervous, he was as slippery as a monkey, jumping up and down, but he was finally caught by Monster Gordon.

Unfortunately, I hid behind a pillar early on and didn’t see how Trip was tortured by the monster Gordon. I think it must have been very miserable.

"Oh, I'm in such a difficult situation, someone come and save me!"