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Chapter 91 1 crazy, 1 crazy pair!
"...A bit allergic to lies?" Xie Yuanzhou was stunned for a moment, then quickly reacted.
He immediately frowned and spoke seriously.
"How could Comrade Su lie?"
"She has always been a person of high character and disdains such tricks as lying."
"Deputy Captain Lu, did you know that your wife caught a cold and had a fever yesterday?" Xie Yuanzhou stared at her with his eyes like stars.
"Northern Expedition." Su Yunqing hurriedly called out in a low voice.
Lu Beizheng slowly turned his head and lowered his eyes to look at Su Yunqing.
Then he turned around and answered affirmatively, "Yes, Yunqing was sick with a fever yesterday and was very ill."
"She probably forgot about Comrade Shen because she was powerless."
"Maybe you have forgotten it? You will know if you review it." Shen Youning said silently.
"Review?" Su Yunqing was obviously stunned.
"How to review?" she asked.
"This is very simple," Shen Youning said while playing with his fingers.
"Just replay everything that happened since you came back yesterday."
"How is that possible?" Su Yunqing asked in surprise.
As if she realized that she was too excited and the people around her were looking at her, Su Yunqing explained again.
"I mean, it's all in the past, who would remember it so clearly?"
Shen Youning silently raised his eyes and glanced at Su Yunqing, with a hint of contempt in his eyes.
"You don't look that old, how come you can't remember what happened just yesterday?"
"Is he suffering from Alzheimer's disease?"
"Deputy Captain Lu, your wife is ill. Why didn't you check it out before getting married? You will be dragged down by her for the rest of your life."
Shen Youning said with a hint of meaning.
Lu Beizheng's cold and serious face was even more profound.
"Oh, I know, you are true love." Shen Youning continued.
"We can breathe through the same nostril and wear the same pair of pants."
"When she gets sick and has a fever, you faint. When she poops, you have diarrhea."
"You two have such a good relationship, just like a man and a chicken, inseparable."
"A woman and a dog are together forever."
“Garbage is garbage after all, and only garbage stations will recycle it.”
"The longer I know you two, the more I like dogs."
"You two are both adults, why bother becoming spirits?"
"I really want to spit at you two, but I'm a little afraid of wasting my saliva."
"Then take a bite."
"Pooh!"
Shen Youning does not act according to common sense.
He shrank his little body and moved forward, but his words came out steadily, accurately and ruthlessly, spitting out a mouthful of saliva.
He didn't spit on their shoes, but spit on Su Yunqing's shoe 1 centimeter away from the tip.
It's not very harmful, but it's very insulting.
Su Yunqing's expression changed suddenly.
"Shen Youning, how dare you insult me? Apologize to me now!"
Shen Youning glanced at her and said softly and harshly.
"You live by the sea, why are you so nosy?"
"That saliva is still 1 centimeter away from you."
"You said I insulted you, so I insulted you."
"If I meet a fool, I will definitely support all his views and try my best to train him to be a big fool."
"I'm so sorry for asking me to apologize to you. I've always been a polite person. I always kick the dogs I pass by on the street."
"If you think my words are harsh, I can say something harsher."
"If you don't know what you are, it's no use looking in the mirror."
"Just put a garbage bag over the trash can and you really think it's clean?"
"I treat you as a human being, but you bark like a dog."
"I don't like the idea that time will tell a person's true character. I prefer to be able to tell whether a person is a human or a dog at a glance."
"Shen Youning, have you scolded enough?" Su Yunqing was so angry that he gritted his teeth, his eyes were red, his fists were clenched, and his whole body was shaking.
"I'm scolding a dog, why are you so excited?" Shen Youning looked up at her innocently, with a little bit of cowardice in his expression.
It seems really shameless and naive.
"Okay, now you can tell me about everyone you met since you got back from yesterday."
“While it’s still early, I’ll use the loudspeaker to call them all to the event plaza for a review.”
Su Yunqing clenched his fists tightly, his chest heaving with anger, and his eyes were full of anger.
Her brain, thinking quickly.
She knew very well that if Shen Youning were to review the situation, her lies would definitely be exposed.
By then, she will definitely be even more embarrassed.
It’s strange that these three gangsters are useless.
He can't even kill a female comrade. It's such a waste of food to keep him alive.
"Hello, hello, hello..." Shen Youning had already taken out the loudspeaker he had prepared in advance and adjusted it in the direction of Su Yunqing.
"Stop feeding me!" Su Yunqing said angrily.
“You don’t need to review.”
"Blame me. I'm in poor health and can't stand being frightened." Su Yunqing lowered his head, and his voice suddenly became a little whimpering.
"No matter what, it's my fault. I accept the punishment and criticism from my superiors."
She raised her head again, bit her lips with a look of forbearance, tears in her eyes about to fall, quite beautiful like a Qiong Yao heroine.
"But..." She looked at Shen Youning angrily.
"If I am wrong, please let the law punish me, not this crazy woman."
"Yunqing, I'm with you." Lu Beizheng held Su Yunqing's hand, and the two of them had a deep love for each other.
Shen Youning suddenly lowered his head, turned around on the spot, and uttered a puzzled sound.
"Oh my, why do I suddenly get goose bumps? So many."
"Everyone come and pick them up, we can cook a big dish of them when we take them back."
"Puchi, hahahaha..." Xie Yuanzhou laughed without any hesitation.
We must support and applaud his partner!
"My boyfriend, come, I'll pick it up with you."
"Oh, that's a lot."
The two of them suddenly went crazy together, and Su Yunqing and Lu Beizheng were so angry that their faces turned as dark as charcoal and their eyes were as sharp as swords.
"Have you two had enough of the trouble?" Lu Beizheng held Su Yunqing's hand tightly and shouted angrily.
Even if his wife made mistakes, it is not someone else's turn to blame her.
"Captain, this time the problem was caused by my husband and I not handling it properly. We accept the punishment."
"You can tell them both to shut up!" Lu Beizheng said to He Longfei.
"Lu Beizheng, how can you talk like that?" The sharp coldness hidden in Xie Yuanzhou's deep eyes emerged.
His upright posture slacked off, and the corner of his mouth slowly curled up into a cool and handsome sneer.
He just stood there lazily, yet he had a sense of control and superiority.
The sudden aura of a king who had experienced blood and war emanating from him made Lu Beizheng's heart sink subconsciously.
"Your wife is your wife, don't let anyone talk about it."
"My partner is not my partner, how can you say that?"
"It's your wife who did something wrong, and you won't let anyone say anything?"
"Haha, Deputy Captain Lu, you really have great authority."
"Ningning, just say whatever you want to say."
"Don't worry, I'll be there to protect you."
"I wonder who dares to say that to you!"
"Well, okay, then I won't be polite." Shen Youning nodded and took a step forward.
The little head popped out from the side of Xie Yuanzhou's arm and started to scold Su Yunqing and Lu Beizheng.
"You two are the kind of people who want to save face even though you are putting on makeup before you go to your coffin."
"It doesn't matter if your heads are empty, the key is to keep them clear of water."
"Be a good person if you have the nerve, but be careful with your mouth if you don't have the nerve."
"You are just a toad jumping off a cliff, pretending to be Batman."
"Your stupidity is always so creative."
"Don't be so stubborn. You've done something wrong and you still refuse to change."
"You two are just like that toad lying on the ground, not biting anyone but disgusting them."
"You're grinding the millstone with your bare bottom, spinning in circles. How shameless!"
"..."
Any normal person would not be able to tolerate Shen Youning's intensive and repetitive attacks and insults.
And the key point is that her scolding is not completely unreasonable.
"Xie Yuanzhou, don't regret protecting her like this!" Lu Beizheng warned in a deep voice.
"Hehe..." Xie Yuanzhou laughed nonchalantly after hearing this.
"I'm not like some people who have a good stepfather."
"I regretted it a long time ago. I regret it so much."
"If you dare to mess with my boyfriend, I will take your pants off in a minute."
"You two are really crazy!" Lu Beizheng held back his anger.
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