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Chapter 76: Adulterated apology, chocolate pills with sugar fillings.
Liu Bailu was too enthusiastic in wanting to be a matchmaker.
Shen Youning was forced into a corner and had to reveal her criteria for choosing a partner.
When Liu Bailu heard this, she was stunned.
It took me a long time to react.
"Girl, what do you want from them with your mate selection criteria?"
Shen Youning placed his hands on his knees and answered honestly and obediently.
"I want them to die quickly so I can collect the inheritance and sit back and wait for death."
"Marriage is about living together for a lifetime anyway, so I let them live their whole life in advance."
"I'll always be someone's mother-in-law when I'm old, so I might as well be their mother-in-law from now on."
"My son raised me for 30 years, and my grandson raised me for 30 years. This is how I spent my life."
"If they are too poor to support me, I can always go to another one."
"Girl, are you looking for a nursing home here?" Liu Bailu was shocked and puzzled.
"How young are you to have lost interest in men?"
She has mentioned many matchmakers, but this is the first time she has met someone as weird as Shen Youning.
"Finding a man is also raising him, finding a group of sons and grandsons is also raising them."
"If I find a man, I will have to take care of his food, clothing, shelter and transportation."
"Unlike my sons and grandsons, who are trouble-free, they still have to take care of my food, clothing, housing and transportation." Shen Youning explained slowly.
"It's not that I've lost interest in men, it's just that their looks and personalities just don't interest me."
"It's not that I have high standards, it's just that they are too sloppy."
"I have suffered a lot, and now I can't stand even a little bit of hardship."
"Hehe, sister, I'll try my best." Liu Bailu raised her hand to cover her forehead because of indigestion.
"Puchi~" Xie Yuanzhou, who was playing chess with He Longfei, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Sister-in-law, don't bother to arrange a matchmaking for her." Xie Yuanzhou turned around with a bright smile.
"Do you know what kind of partner this lesbian asked me to find for her last time in order to avoid going to work?"
"What kind of object?" Liu Bailu put down her hand, and curiosity filled her calm eyes.
"It can't be more outrageous than what happened just now, right?"
"Hehehe..." Xie Yuanzhou laughed heartily.
“Sister-in-law, what she just said is not her bottom line.”
"She last time~" Xie Yuanzhou deliberately lengthened his voice and looked at Shen Youning.
The bright and shining eyes are charming and dazzling.
"She asked me to find her a wounded man who can't be cured, and we can get married today and have a memorial tomorrow."
"Ah? Puchi~" Liu Bailu was the last one who couldn't help laughing.
"Girl, why are you so weird all the time?"
"But don't worry, this won't be a problem for my sister-in-law."
"Sister-in-law will try her best to find a suitable one for you."
……
During the lunch break the next day.
Suddenly, the voices of Lee Da-mi and Mrs. Li were heard from the activity square, amplified through loudspeakers.
Li Duomei's voice, "Comrade He Yuling, I'm sorry, we bullied you yesterday. I apologize to you."
"We shouldn't have taken your chocolate and wanted to hit you. We were wrong. We will reflect on our thoughts..."
Then, the intermittent and unclear voice of Old Lady Li was heard again.
"Congratulations, comrade, we were wrong, wrong."
"Please, sir, forgive us..."
When He Yuling heard the sound coming from the activity square, her bright almond-shaped eyes widened immediately.
"Comrade Shen, listen, it's Li Xiangqian's sister and mother apologizing." He Yuling said happily.
This was the first time in her life that she heard someone publicly apologize to her.
Facing He Yuling's excitement, Shen Youning was very calm.
“A pig knows where to shit after being taught three times, and a cow knows where to turn after being taught three times.”
"If they still don't apologize today, I don't know how to apologize. Their heads must have been kicked by a donkey countless times."
"But their tone is worse than athlete's foot, they may not say anything good."
"Just listen carefully."
Shen Youning had just finished speaking when there was a knock on the door of the archive room.
"Dong dong dong..."
Shen Youning took a step back and quickly looked up.
It’s Li Xiangqian.
No wonder she felt a foul smell suddenly wafted into the archive room.
"Li, Comrade Li, why are you here?" He Yuling said in a restrained voice.
"Comrade Shen."
After saying this, He Yuling took a step back and secretly hooked Shen Youning's hand.
She asked in a low voice, "Is it because you bullied me that my son is here to help me?"
Shen Youning, "He's probably here to apologize."
"Look, he's holding a box of chocolates that he got from somewhere."
"Maybe his mom and sister opened it in the middle of the night and secretly spit in it."
"You can't accept it." Shen Youning reminded.
"No way, it's so disgusting, and he even spit in it." He Yuling suddenly felt unwell.
"Comrade He, you have to know that bitches have no bottom line, especially when they are old bitches."
"Shen Youning, what nonsense are you talking about here again?"
Li Xiangqian heard everything they said at the door.
The distance between the door and the archives office is very short, so it is easy to hear even if you speak in a low voice.
Li Xiangqian, who came to apologize, felt humiliated.
Now that Shen Youning had provoked him like this, his expression became even uglier.
"I am here now specifically to apologize to Comrade He Yuling."
After saying this, Li Xiangqian turned to look at He Yuling and walked forward with chocolates in both hands.
"Comrade He, this is the chocolate as compensation for you."
"Although it's not the same brand, it's still a token of my apology."
Shen Youning glanced silently from the side.
"No-name brand, your apology is fake."
"If Comrade Li can't afford the compensation, there's no need to come out and embarrass himself."
"After all, this is not a recycling station, and we don't recycle all garbage."
"You said your sister and your mother didn't spit. Try eating one yourself."
Shen Youning was standing next to He Yuling, and his soft little mouth could speak sharp words.
Shen Youning knows Li Duomei and Mrs. Li too well.
With the character of these two women, would they be willing to let Li Xiangqian take out delicious food to please others?
Especially when they both have nothing.
"Just eat it!" Li Xiangqian was stimulated and directly opened the box, peeled one and put it in his mouth.
At first his expression was quite determined, but as he ate more, his expression changed more.
Shen Youning noticed the expression on Li Xiangqian's face and took another look at the chocolate in his hand.
"It can't be made of flour balls and soot from the bottom of the pot."
"How is that possible? I must have taken the wrong thing!" Li Xiangqian retorted loudly, feeling guilty like a little mouse caught in the act.
As a result, when he opened his mouth, he saw a mouth full of black teeth.
He Yuling who was standing by couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Ha ha……"
"Comrade Shen, look, his teeth are all black."
"Not only is it black, it also smells like poop." Shen Youning waved her hands in disgust.
Li Xiangqian's already ugly face suddenly turned into charcoal.
He seemed to have thought of something, turned around quickly, held onto the door of the archive room and scratched his throat.
With a sound of "yue~", he spit out a large puddle of liquid.
The chocolate that hadn't been digested yet was still sweet.
The sugar inside is golden and sticky...
"Yue..." Li Xiangqian vomited even more violently.
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