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Chapter 258: One is really stupid, and the other is really dumb.
"You, you guys don't take me and the Yan family seriously enough!" Qin Yuru asked angrily.
Shen Youning raised his eyes and asked, "You became a member of the Yan family so quickly?"
"Does Xie Tingkai know your restless heart?"
"Oh, there's one more thing." Shen Youning pinched his fingers embarrassedly.
"You are not young at this age."
"Does this Fatty's father allow you to come in?"
"Out of courtesy, Xie Yuanzhou, should we prepare some gifts?"
Shen Youning said this, looking at the man curiously.
"This, I think." Xie Yuanzhou said after careful consideration.
"Didn't Qin Yuru say that he could block my promotion and disturb my sister's job search?"
"Hehe~" Shen Youning suddenly smiled.
"Then we should give a big gift."
"I'll sue him for accepting bribes and have the police arrest him."
"Well, wife, this is a good idea. I will give this fat guy 1000 yuan and sue him for extortion."
"What are you talking about?" Yan Chunsheng was completely confused.
His brain capacity is limited and he can't think of so many things.
"Fatty, right?" Shen Youning walked towards him with a smile.
Yan Chunsheng frowned unhappily.
"My dad told me not to let anyone call me Fatty."
Shen Youning pinched her fingers, looked at him, and said slowly.
"Spring is born fat."
Yan Chunsheng continued to be unhappy, "There is still a fat guy here."
"Yan Chunsheng is fat."
Yan Chun was furious, "You scolded me, you are not a good person."
"Yan Gun Gun."
Yan Chunsheng bit his fingers and thought, and suddenly became happy.
"There's no Fatty in this one."
"Then you can just call me Yan Gun Gun."
"Yan GunGun." Shen Youning smiled and called out.
"Come on, tell your sister, who asked you to come to the border to marry a wife?"
"Tell the truth, or your wife will turn into a bird and fly away."
Yan Chunsheng was startled and said quickly.
"Wife, wife, wife, don't fly away."
"I want to take it home to have a baby, hehe..."
This big fool is happy again.
After feeling happy, he glanced at Qin Yuru beside him and whispered to Shen Youning.
"You are Xiaohui's sister-in-law, we are family."
"I'm telling you this in secret, don't tell anyone else."
"That's what the old woman said."
"She said if I don't come, my wife will no longer be mine."
"But when I came, she asked me to pick her up."
"How shameless."
"I don't like her at all. She always bullies my little Huihui."
"Sister-in-law, I'm here now. When will you let me take Xiao Huihui back home?" Yan Chunsheng asked with a chubby face.
Shen Youning pinched his fingers and thought about it.
"Yan Gungun, I feel your sincerity."
"You must like Xiao Huihui very much."
Yan Gungun's eyes lit up when he heard this and he nodded quickly.
"Yes, yes, sister-in-law, I like Xiao Huihui so much. I hope she can give birth to a son. Hahaha..."
"The fortune teller said that Xiao Huihui can give me three sons, hehe~"
"Then you must like what Xiao Huihui likes too?" Shen Youning asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I like everything Xiao Huihui likes." Yan Gungun nodded vigorously, as if to show his loyalty.
"Look." Shen Youning argued with him.
"You like Xiao Huihui. You also like what Xiao Huihui likes."
"That's what you like about Xiao Huihui."
"Xiao Huihui likes beautiful clothes, and you like beautiful clothes too."
"Then Xiao Huihui can give birth to a child, which means you can give birth to a child."
"Then Xiao Huihui likes hammers, so you like hammers too."
"This hammer is called Xiao Huihui. If you marry Xiao Huihui, it's the same as marrying the hammer Xiao Huihui."
"Okay, this hammer will be your wife from now on."
"Go later and show it to your father."
"Don't let your dad bully Hammer Huihui."
“Mmmmm…” Fatty Yan looked at the hammer in his hand and started crying.
How did his wife turn into a hammer?
Uh huh...
"I don't want Hammer Xiao Huihui, I want Xiao Huihui." Yan Chunsheng said aggrievedly.
"Don't you like Xiao Huihui?" Shen Youning continued to induce him.
"Xiao Huihui also likes this hammer, Xiao Huihui."
"Xiao Huihui likes Hammer Xiao Huihui, which is equivalent to you liking Hammer Xiao Huihui."
"You've touched the hammer, Xiao Huihui, it's not clean anymore."
"If you don't marry it, you're a hooligan."
"If you act like a hooligan, you'll go to jail."
"Xiao Huihui won't like you either."
“So, this is your daughter-in-law.
"This, this, this is my wife?" Yan Chunsheng looked at Shen Youning with tears and snot on his round face.
"But it can't give me a baby."
"Yes." Shen Youning nodded seriously.
"Wait till spring, and then you bury it in the soil."
"In autumn, it will give birth to a bunch of babies."
"Really?" Yan Chunsheng was a little fooled by Shen Youning's serious look.
"Really." Shen Youning nodded seriously.
"Then I'll take Hammer Xiao Huihui back home. My dad won't beat me, right?" Yan Chunsheng asked seriously.
"You don't have to worry about that at all."
"As long as you hold it up, Hammer Xiao Huihui will protect you."
"Then I'll take my wife back to see my dad." Yan Chunsheng was successfully fooled by Shen Youning.
If even a fool can't lie, then she is worse than a fool.
Qin Yuru, who was watching from the side, was almost dumbfounded.
Seeing Yan Chunsheng, whom she had finally coaxed to come, he was actually coaxed back so easily by Shen Youning.
She was so angry that she slapped the small hammer in Yan Chunsheng's hand and dropped it to the side.
"Are you stupid?"
"How could that be your wife?"
"That's a hammer!"
Although Yan Chunsheng is stupid, he hates being called stupid the most.
He looked at his wife Xiao Huihui, who was holding the hammer in both hands, and was actually knocked to the ground by Qin Yuru.
His eyes turned red and he immediately rushed towards Qin Yuru like a raging lion.
"Brother-in-law, come on." Shen Youning's eyes lit up and he immediately added fuel to the fire, waving flags and cheering.
"If your wife is beaten, you have to fight back."
"Oh, poor Hammer Xiao Huihui, she was patted into the dirt on her wedding day."
"The head isn't smooth anymore, it's all muddy."
Shen Youning said this and went to pick up the small hammer.
Really, one is really stupid and the other is really dumb.
She didn't even have to think about it and pulled the two men down.
"Sister." Shen Youning returned to Xie Yanhui.
She reminded.
"This person is not only stupid, but also sick."
"You should use your brain to fool him next time."
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