Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

818 looked at the camera in front of him excitedly while discussing the topic: "Dear viewers, dear readers, dear listeners, dear handsome men and beautiful women, brothers and sisters, and dear babies! Good evening everyone!!"

818 flew closer to the cameras, and the little ball filled the entire screen. An excited voice rang out: "I just received an important task, telling me to interview two celebrities in the Starry Sea - my dear boss Ji Bai and his husband Chu Xuan!!"

"You probably don't know what's going on here since you just turned on the screen. Let me explain it to you now. Now is the most exciting interview session, and today's host is me, who is lovely, charming, kind, generous, smart, and clever..."

"duangduangduang~~"

Ji Bai withdrew his hand indifferently, "Stop talking nonsense."

818 stepped back a little, farther away from the camera, with three big bumps on his head, and sat back in front of Ji Bai and Chu Xuan in a dignified manner, and opened the notebook in front of him seriously.

818: "Okay! First question, what is your name..."

Ji Bai: "Ji Bai."

Chu Xuan held Ji Bai's hand, lowered his eyes and said shyly: "Ji Bai's partner - Chu Xuan."

Ji Bai: .......

818 was silent for a moment, then wrote something on his notebook and continued to ask, "Next, gender..."

Ji Bai raised his eyes and looked at 818 without saying anything.

818 felt guilty about being watched, so he picked up a pen and wrote two "males".

Henry Chu: "I am whatever gender my wife likes me to be."

Ji Bai tilted his head and looked at Chu Xuan, silent.

Henry Chu came over and kissed him on the cheek.

818:......

After the drawings were done, 818 started to get down to business, "What do you like others to call you the most?"

Ji Bai: "Name."

Henry Chu: "Baby, dear, husband, husband, in fact, wife is also OK, wife is also good."

Ji Bai: .......

818 wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, hesitated for a moment when looking at the next question, and then boldly asked: "Has Ji Bai taken the initiative?"

Ji Bai was silent for a while and said, "Yeah."

Henry Chu looked proud: "This question is simply asking knowingly. My wife loves me so much, how could she not take the initiative? And you don't know, my wife always takes the initiative more times than you think. Just like last night, he drank water facing me, and then..."

Ji Bai: .......

818 was ashamed and couldn't help complaining in his heart: Could it be that in Chu Xuan's mind, the boss was taking the initiative to breathe some fresh air?

Seeing that what the person said was getting more and more outrageous, it quickly asked the next question: "What would make the other person happy?"

Ji Bai thought for a moment, then said slowly: "Beside me."

Chu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. Then his black eyes were stained with a thin layer of water light, and his voice became hoarse because of excitement: "Wife..."

Ji Bai: "Yeah."

After eating a meal of dog food, 818 wanted to finish the question in his hand quickly. He sped up a bit and asked: "What gift will you give to the other party on his birthday?"

Ji Bai: "Dinosaur toys."

Henry Chu: "Me."

Ji Bai:......

818, who was already used to Henry Chu not being able to answer normal questions, continued to ask: "What part of the other person's body do you like the most? Why?"

Ji Bai: "Hands, very skillful."

Chu Xuan: "I like them all. She has a beautiful face, fair skin, and long, slender hands with distinct joints..."

Chu Xuan praised Ji Bai from head to toe, and then his eyes stopped at Ji Bai's lower body.

Ji Bai had an ominous premonition in his heart and was about to raise his hand to stop him from speaking, but Chu Xuan was still a step faster than him and said: "...very gold"

Ji Bai: .......

“duangduangduang~~!”

818 looked at the three big bumps on Henry Chu's head, which were the same as his own, and silently asked the next question: "If the two of us exchanged souls for one day, what would we most want to do?"

Ji Bai: "Open your brain and see what's inside."

Henry Chu: "Take off your clothes and look in front of the mirror for a day."

818 glanced at Ji Bai, who was also used to Chu Xuan's answer, and cleared his throat: "If it's not great good or great evil, what identity do you want most?"

Ji Bai: "Ordinary people."

Henry Chu: "An ordinary person who loves his wife."

818 finally got a slightly serious answer and nodded. After seeing the next question, he asked with confidence: "How much older is Chu Xuan than Ji Bai?"

Ji Bai: "Five million..."

Before Ji Bai finished saying the last word "year", Chu Xuan said with a look of relief: "It's not bad, it's about three times bigger."

Ji Bai: ......

818:........

Finally, it came to the last question, and 818 breathed a sigh of relief: "Can you invite us to your wedding banquet?"

Ji Bai: "Okay."

Henry Chu: "How many people?"

818: "Hundreds of thousands."

Henry Chu: “Okay, everyone will save their place.”

The interview finally ended. 818 let out a long sigh and said a long closing speech before looking at Ji Bai and Chu Xuan. He handed the microphone to them and said, "Boss, Chu Xuan, do you have anything to say to the readers in front of the screen?"

Ji Bai: "May you be happy every year and have success in everything."

Chu Xuan and Ji Bai interlocked their fingers and said, "The future is like the sea, we have a long way to go."

—End of full text —