Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

Ji Bai, who was standing not far away, looked at the child walking down the mountain in the distance and was silent for a long time.

The previous second, Chu Xuan was throwing himself into his arms and asking for a kiss, and the next second he came to this damn place, and that stupid guy Chu Xuan was not by his side.

[Boss! I don’t know what happened just now, time and space suddenly twisted, we are now....” The little dumpling flying beside him explained to him that it was 818. His little paws quickly flipped through the data board in front of him. After finding out where they were now, his eyes suddenly widened: “We are now five million years ago!! ]

It became a little anxious: [What should we do? We can't tear open the time and space yet, and we can't go back to the future! Will the Lord God and Brother Chu Xuan worry about us? What should we do, what should we do, what should we do...! ? ]

Ji Bai raised his hand and held the little ball that was spinning around beside his head in his palm. His dark eyes were still looking at the child not far away, his expression unchanged: "Then wait until you can tear apart time and space before going back."

818, who was held in Ji Bai's palm, felt relieved for some reason. Seeing his calm expression, he also slowly calmed down: [Time and space have been distorted. Maybe Lord God and Brother Chu Xuan have also gone to another time and space. ]

Ji Bai: "Yeah."

818 came back to his senses and noticed his gaze. He followed his gaze and asked, "Boss, what are you looking at?"

Before it finished asking its question, it saw the face of the little boy who was going down the mountain. It suddenly stopped asking questions and said with wide eyes: [Isn’t this Brother Chu Xuan!? ! ? How did he become so small! ! ]

Ji Bai: ......

818 reacted quickly: [No! It is five million years ago. Could this be..."]

Ji Bai took over its words: "Well, Henry Chu's childhood."

818's eyes widened: [We have come to the time when Brother Chu Xuan was almost born!?!]

Ji Bai did not reply to it, but looked at the little boy who was walking down the mountain step by step seriously not far away. However, after taking a few steps, he suddenly lost his balance and sat down on the ground, looking stupid.

Hearing 818's uncontrollable laughter, Ji Bai couldn't help but curl his lips slightly.

The child not far away seemed to have noticed it, and suddenly turned his head to look over, meeting Ji Bai's gaze. Ji Bai did not hide, and did not smooth out the raised corners of his lips.

With a goal in mind, little Chu Xuan quickly stood up and walked over. He looked up at the dazzlingly beautiful person and asked in a baby voice, "Who are you?"

Ji Bai was about to introduce himself, but before he opened his mouth, he heard Xiao Chu Xuan say, "You are very beautiful, I like you very much. When I grow up, can you be my wife?"

818 was somewhat moved and took out a handkerchief to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said sexy: [Boss, Chu Xuan brother really likes you. No matter if it is Chu Xuan brother who only has a small soul fragment, or Chu Xuan brother who has no memory of you when he was a child, he will marry you. ]

Ji Bai:.........

His legs were suddenly hugged, Ji Bai looked down and saw little Chu Xuan hugging his legs tightly, his almond-shaped eyes looking straight at him, his ears were red, and he seemed to be shy about his actions.

Ji Bai suddenly wanted to tease Chu Xuan when he was little. He frowned slightly and said in a serious tone, "Little guy, you don't even recognize your own father?"

After he finished speaking, he looked at the shock and rejection in little Chu Xuan's round eyes, and couldn't help but reach out and rub his face, almost laughing out loud.

818 looked at Ji Bai, who had completely overturned his perception of him: [Boss, you are becoming more and more like Brother Chu Xuan, both are cunning and treacherous. ]

“duangduangduang——!!”

After the three familiar "pears" of 818 fell, the little dumpling hugged the three big bags on his head and calmed down.

"Are you really my father?"

Hearing the trembling voice, Ji Bai lowered his eyes again and saw the red corners of little Chu Xuan's eyes and his eyes covered by a layer of water.

He said 'hmm' without any hesitation.

With a cry of "Wow——", little Chu Xuan burst into tears: "I don't believe it! You lied to me! You are so beautiful and young, you are not my father, you must be my future wife!!"

Ji Bai directly threw out the "evidence": "Your name is Chu Xuan, you like..."

He was slightly dull for a moment and couldn't even remember what Chu Xuan liked.

Now this little Chu Xuan has not met me yet, so he is not the Chu Xuan who likes to stick to me, likes roses, likes to cook for me, likes...

All of Henry Chu's likes seemed to revolve around himself, but facing the little Henry Chu at this time, he couldn't even say what he liked.

After a long time, under the wide-eyed and curious gaze of little Chu Xuan, he slowly uttered a feature that might have accompanied Chu Xuan since childhood: "... there are three small black moles on Ji Ji's head."

The air was quiet for a while. 818 reacted first and his face turned red. He covered his ears with his paws, and his fluffy white fur was dyed pink: [Boss, you are so shameless! ]

Ji Bai:......

The little guy who was holding his legs slowly reacted, raised his hand to grab the waistband of his pants, and quickly took off his pants without waiting for Ji Bai to react.

Ji Bai:.............

Little Chu Xuan looked down and saw the three small moles on his body. The last glimmer of hope in his mind was shattered, and he cried loudly towards the sky with a "wow" again.

"Why are you my daddy? I don't want you to be my daddy, I want you to be my wife--!!"

Seeing that he was crying so sadly, Ji Bai slowly put away his thoughts of teasing him. Just as he was about to explain, little Chu Xuan's crying suddenly stopped. At the same time, he seemed to have regained his mind. Crystal tears hung on his eyelashes. He looked up at him with a confused look: "But...but I am Dashan."

The implication is that he is a child conceived with kindness and has no father or mother.

Ji Bai paused slightly.

Little Chu Xuan's tearful eyes became brighter and brighter. He put on his pants and raised his head, as if he had thought of something. His eyebrows curved like a crescent moon hanging in the sky at night: "You know that my Jiji has three black moles on his forehead, so you must be my future wife!!!"

Ji Bai was choked, and couldn't find the words for a long time. He looked at his little Chu Xuan with sparkling eyes.

Suddenly, his legs were hugged by him again, and little Chu Xuan's excited voice came: "That's great! I will have such a beautiful wife in the future! It's great!!!"

818, with three large bags on its head, slowly approached and dropped a sentence it often said, like a human-machine: [It has to be Brother Chu Xuan. ]

After saying that, it quickly squatted back to its position as if it had greased its feet, and hugged its head.

Ji Bai: .......