Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

The soft and sweet breath came so vividly, and the taste was much sweeter than what he had imagined, causing Xiao Xiechuan's fingertips to tremble slightly deep inside and out, and a numbing electric current ran up along his spine.

All sanity almost collapsed.

The dagger at his waist was already unsheathed. Xiao Xiechuan stood beside the bed, lowering his head and looking at his arms, which were darker than the black clothes around him.

The dagger was very sharp and could draw blood with just a slight scratch, but he used a lot of force just now.

Because he knows himself.

Only in this way can we wake up from the depravity just now.

The blood on the arm flowed quickly, and Xiao Xiechuan looked away as if he didn't see it, and his eyes fell back on the fair face of the sleeping person.

He gently took his hand, placed the weak, slender fingers on his heart, and whispered in a hoarse voice: "General, it started beating again the moment it saw you."

I haven't waited for an answer, and I won't wait for an answer.

He put his hand back into the quilt, bent down and kissed the corner of his lips lightly for a moment, then stood up and left.

818, which I watched from beginning to end: !!!!!! ??? ??? ??? ???

In the past, it always went to bed early, but tonight it happened to be the case.

It was already late at night because it was so obsessed with a new cartoon.

Just when it was looking at the picture, someone pushed the door open. After seeing who it was, it didn't take it seriously at first.

Because the greatest evil will not harm the greatest.

So it changed its posture, put its right leg on top of its left leg and continued watching.

"You humble servant pays homage to...my Lord General."

A voice brought its thoughts back to reality. It took the time to look over there and saw the Great Evil kissing its boss!!!

When has the great evil ever been so bold?

wrong.

The Great Evil has always been extremely daring, but in three consecutive worlds, the Great Evil appeared to be well-behaved in front of the Boss, making it forget about this matter.

818Breathe a sigh of relief.

The great evil is still the great evil.

Normal, normal, normal...

The next second, it saw Xiao Xiechuan slashing its arm with a dagger.

it:....!!??!!

"General, it started jumping again the moment it saw you."

After he came to his senses, he heard these words. 818 patted his chest and tried to breathe a sigh of relief.

Normal! Normal! Normal! Normal!

The love of the big evil for the boss has always been normal!!!

But... logically speaking, the boss would be woken up by such a loud noise.

818 glanced at the screen in confusion.

Three seconds later...

It beat its chest and scratched its head, then knelt on the ground and slapped the ground with its hands, shouting silently:

Normal bean!!!!

The great evil of this world is a pervert! He is a lunatic! He is a complete lunatic!

After going crazy for three minutes, 818 gradually calmed down. It hypnotized itself and said, "Tamad, don't worry too much. He is just a lunatic. As long as the boss is here, it doesn't matter if he is a lunatic or a big villain. It's just the boss's butt that will suffer. You just need to watch the cartoons and be fine."

[Eat well and sleep well, and even if the sky falls, the boss will support it! That's right. 】

818 slowly breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could completely relax, he became irritable again.

Ahhhhh!!! But it doesn’t want the boss to suffer!!!

No, we must tell the boss everything tomorrow and then run away together.

The soul fragments of this world's great evil are so terrifying!!!

........

When Ji Bai woke up the next day, he saw 818 with dark circles under his eyes and a constipated look on his face beside the bed.

He was silent for a moment, then asked: [What's wrong? ]

818's mouth was chattering like firecrackers as he recounted what he had seen last night, embellishing it.

After he finished speaking, he didn't even take a breath.

Ji Bai lowered his eyes and looked at it, [Have you become stronger? ]

818:Σ(⊙▽⊙“

[Boss! How did you know? ? ]

Ji Bai withdrew his gaze and got off the bed. The maid heard the noise inside and came in carrying toiletries.

[We talked for a long time without taking a breath.]

818 became excited: [My strength has really grown a lot! At this rate, I will definitely be able to transform into a human before I return to the Starry Sea! ! ]

Ji Bai responded lightly.

818 has been obsessed with his own fantasy: [I think I will be as handsome as the boss in the future, and there will be many girls around me! But the Lord God will introduce me to someone, and I should break the hearts of those girls. ]

[Aaaaaaah!! What if those girls’ hearts are broken because of me! Then I will be a sinner for eternity!!]

818 scratched his head, and after a while he pinched his face with his paws, looking helpless: [I can't help it, she's too pretty, she's a sinner, so I'm a sinner. I can't give every girl a home. ]

Ji Bai: ........

818 had another guess, but was interrupted by the boss's voice just as he was about to say it.

[Xiao Xiechuan stabbed himself in the chest, then what? ]

818 was stunned for a moment, then quickly came to his senses and realized that the scene of Xiao Xiechuan stabbing himself in the chest with a dagger was exaggerated by himself.

It lowered its head and continued with a guilty conscience: [Then he tore off your clothes and kissed you...]

Ji Bai: ........

[818, do you think I'm a fool? ]

818 quickly shut up.

After a long while, it raised its head and looked at the indifferent boss, and cautiously admitted: "Boss, although I exaggerated a bit, it is definitely close!"

Ji Bai glanced at it.

Seeing this, 818 pinched his nose again, lowered his head quickly and said in frustration: [Okay, it’s a bit exaggerated. ]

It had guessed that the boss already knew what Xiao Xiechuan had done to him last night, but was puzzled as he did not say anything.

[Boss, are we really not leaving? The soul fragment of the great evil in this world is a perverted lunatic. ]

Ji Bai's expression remained unchanged: [Ah Han wants to mate with me, is that a pervert? ]

818 paused for a moment, then shook his head.

Ji Bai tilted his head to look outside the door and said calmly: [He just scratched his arm, why don't you struggle and let me grind him to pieces? ]

818 is not sure because it does not know about this matter.

But if the complete evil is really as the boss said, and allows the boss to kill him personally...

Now the madness of the soul fragment is really not enough.

Hey?

Wasn’t it the Lord God who shattered the soul of the great evil?