Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

He raised his hand to support his head, unable to react.

What happened last night?

How did he end up being fucked outside all night without knowing what was going on?

However, before he could think more, a faint cry from the corner of the wall interrupted his thoughts.

Ji Bai sat up and tilted his head to look at 818 who was squatting in the corner and crying, frowning slightly: [What's wrong? ]

818 kept whimpering and refused to speak, with his face turning red.

Ji Bai stuffed two candies into its mouth, but it didn't stop it.

His expression became more serious, and a trace of divine power slipped out from his fingertips and wrapped around 818 bit by bit. After a while, after making sure that it was not injured, he returned to his normal expression.

After knowing that it was not injured, Ji Bai withdrew his gaze and planned to let it cry in the corner while continuing to think about his own things.

After a while, after he had sorted out everything, his face darkened.

He actually invited that bastard Henry Chu to take a walk by the river, and even agreed with what he said! ?

He just accidentally drank a sip of Yi Meng's wine, and he got drunk like this? And when Chu Xuan pinned him down in the wild, he didn't even slap him to death! ! ? ?

After Ji Bai thought about everything that happened last night, a terrifying aura emanated from his body and his face turned incredibly dark.

818's fat butt in the corner trembled. Thinking that the boss was angry with it, it immediately suppressed its crying and reduced its presence.

After a long time, Ji Bai retracted the aura that was emanating from outside, but his eyes were still cold. He bit his back teeth and said: [Exchange a poison pill, poison that Chu Xuan to death tonight, and then go to the next world. ]

818 sniffed, held back her tears and tried to make a “hmm” sound.

Ji Bai raised his eyebrows slightly and tilted his head to look at 818 again.

818 dropped the pearls silently while trying to open his eyes wide to see the screen clearly. He poked and poked with his claws, and then exchanged for two poison pills.

After the poison appeared, it finally couldn't hold back any longer and burst into tears: [Boss, just give me the remaining one and poison me to death! I won't live anymore!!!]

Only the host can control the items redeemed with points in the mall.

Ji Bai looked at 818 who was trying to commit suicide, and frowned slightly: [My wife ran away? ]

818 cried even louder: [It’s even sadder than this, so scary! ]

Ji Bai patiently asked: [What happened? ]

818 just cried and refused to speak.

Ji Bai showed the sharp sword made of divine power, and 818 stopped crying and said quickly: [I wet the bed. ]

Ji Bai:.........

818 looked at the boss and cried softly again: [Boss, you don’t understand me at all! I haven’t wet the bed since I was ten years old! But now I’m five hundred years old and I still wet the bed! ]

[You only know how to laugh at me. You don’t understand me at all. I want to find the Lord God!!]

Ji Bai understood the strange thing about the withdrawal of divine power just now, and said calmly: [It’s not bed-wetting. ]

818 gradually stopped crying and looked at him with her round, watery eyes.

Ji Bai: [You have grown up. ]

After experiencing the previous world, 818 immediately understood what he meant.

It stared with eyes wide in disbelief: [Did I...get up early in the morning with Song Bojian to wash the sheets?! !]

Before Ji Bai nodded, he heard 818's quick and loud rebuttal: [Impossible!! I'm only years old!!]

Ji Bai: [In this small world, more than four thousand years have passed. ]

818 was petrified on the spot, and tears gradually welled up in his slightly red eyes: [I...I am no longer a -year-old little dumpling.]

Ji Bai nodded cruelly.

818 held his head, not daring to accept all this. Finally, he rolled on the ground and said, "I don't care! I didn't celebrate my birthday, I didn't eat my birthday cake, I am just a -year-old little dumpling."

Ji Bai got out of bed, figured out what was frustrating 818, then walked to the stone table and calmly drank a sip of water.

After a while, the raging 818 suddenly stopped. It was unknown what he was thinking of. His round eyes became brighter and brighter. Finally, he looked at Ji Bai and asked excitedly: [Boss, can I find a wife now? ? ? ]

Ji Bai paused for a moment, looked at its stupid and foolish appearance, and finally nodded slowly.

I can’t find it anyway.

818 cheered: [Great! I am a -year-old big dumpling! I can find a wife! I want to find someone like the boss, no! I want to find someone like the Lord God! No no no! I want to find a wife who looks like both the boss and the Lord God! ]

Ji Bai:.........

Someone outside the cave brought food over. Ji Bai ate while listening to 818 thinking about what kind of wife to marry, when to get married, and having children....

He mumbled a lot of things.

After listening for a while, he gradually came to his senses.

He hasn't dealt with his own affairs yet! !

Damn Chu Xuan, he...

Ji Bai hadn't yet cut Chu Xuan into pieces in his heart, when a ethereal and vicissitudes voice suddenly sounded in his mind: [Ji Bai, 818 is still young and can't find a wife. Please talk to it for me, and I will give you another million points in the system.]

It’s that damn old Lord God.

Ji Bai lowered his eyes and looked at the claws that were counting the number of children he wanted to have one by one, 818, without saying a word.

The voice in my head sounded again: [Five hundred million.]

Ji Bai retracted his gaze and said calmly, "If I don't tell you, will you not give it to me?"

The voice in my head paused.

[Boss, who are you talking to?] 818 retracted his claws and looked around to make sure there was no one around before asking.

Lord God: [I will help you to resolve your loneliness. ]

Ji Bai's eyebrows moved slightly for a moment, and after a while, he lowered his eyes to look at the stupid 818 and asked: [Why do you want to find someone like the Lord God as your wife? ]

When mentioning the Lord God, 818's face became serious: [Because the Lord God is very good to me! Not only does he praise me every day, but he also gives me a lot of delicious food! And he also takes me everywhere to play! ]

Ji Bai: [The Lord God is very old and ugly. ]

818 suddenly widened his eyes and subconsciously retorted: [Lord God is not old! Not ugly!! He is the second most handsome man I have ever seen besides the boss!! He just used his divine power to cover up his true face! If you see the Lord God’s true face, you will definitely be greatly... shocked!!]

Ji Bai withdrew his gaze, and understood clearly.

After realizing what he had said, 818 immediately covered his mouth, his eyes filled with fear: [The Lord God told me not to tell anyone about this!!]

After 818 realized that the person in front of him was the boss, he breathed a sigh of relief: [Fortunately, the boss is not an outsider, boss! You must not tell the Lord God! ! ]

Ji Bai: [Well, I won’t tell the Lord God.]

The Lord who hears everything:..........