Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

Yi Meng felt better and stopped looking at him as if he were a fool. She then looked at him expectantly.

Ah Han said seriously: "During mating, I want to be on top of Ah Mu, but Ah Mu won't let me be on top of him."

Yi Meng: ...........................

She no longer wanted to acknowledge that Ahan was her child.

Finally, Yi Meng pulled Ah Han's ear and walked to the side, telling him little by little what mating was. She was afraid that this stupid thing would not only be disliked by Ah Mu for his poor kissing skills, but also be disliked by Ah Mu...

In the end, she still told him some tricks out of concern.

After that, Yi Meng patted his shoulder and said earnestly: "If you are scolded for your poor skills again, don't say I am your grandma in front of outsiders. Just say that your grandma died when you were born, and it was your Ada who acted as both a father and a mother to raise you."

A Han nodded seriously, then turned and left.

Yi Meng looked at his receding back, raised her hand and gently pinched her chin, then lowered her head to recall what she had just taught him. After making sure that she had not missed anything, she slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

But before she could finish her breath, a flash of inspiration came to her mind and she remembered the most important thing!

OMG!!!!

She forgot to tell that stupid Ah Han to listen to Ah Mu and stop if she told him to!!!

Yi Meng looked up quickly, but there was no sign of A Han, who was eager to go home.

She slapped her forehead hard to sober herself up.

Ahan is stupid, but not that stupid.

"Yimeng! Come and show grandma if these two pieces of animal fur are sewn together and if they are softer."

The old lady's voice suddenly sounded from the side. Yi Meng was startled and subconsciously looked towards the approaching old lady in the direction of the voice.

Grandma: "I think Amu is delicate, and one layer of animal fur is too thin, so I thought of sewing two pieces of animal fur together. Do you think it is enough? Will it hurt Amu?"

Yi Meng reached out and touched it, then thought for a while and said, "Let's use five. Amu's body is more delicate than we thought. His skin turns red when touched. Two layers are not enough."

The old lady nodded and walked back with the animal fur in her hand.

Yi Meng stayed where she was, thinking for a while, and finally asked a question:

What did she think of just now that she didn't tell Ahan?

She scratched her head hard, but still had no clue.

After a while, she put down her hand and walked towards her cave without distraction.

What you can’t remember shouldn’t be important.

As she walked, she even jumped up and down happily.

The older bachelor finally has a wife.

............

Ji Bai was sitting on a stone bench, looking at the books he had exchanged for points. Suddenly, his ears twitched slightly, and he calmly put the book in his hand away.

The next moment, Ahan's figure appeared at the entrance of the cave.

Ah Han rushed to him, looked at him and said, "Amu, what happened just now doesn't count. Let's kiss again."

Ji Bai fell silent after hearing this.

When he said "bad" just now, he definitely didn't mean to insult the person in front of him, he was just stating the facts.

He kissed him fiercely, and each time he deepened his kiss it was as if he was swallowing him into his stomach, causing the root of his tongue to hurt.

This was the worst kissing skill he had ever seen Henry Chu.

Ji Bai shifted his gaze elsewhere, not looking at him, and silently rejected him.

Ah Han saw him looking away, and instantly became anxious, fearing that he would never kiss her again, so he raised his hand and swore, "Let's kiss again, and if it's still bad... then..."

Ji Bai tilted his head to look at him and said calmly, "Then we won't kiss each other anymore."

Ah Han immediately refused: "No! We have to kiss!!"

Ji Bai was silent.

Ah Han pursed his lips, as if he was making some complicated decision in his mind. Finally, he slowly raised a finger and said, "If I can't kiss you well this time, then I can't kiss you all day tomorrow."

Ji Bai: ........

Seeing that there was no response from the other side, Ah Han tentatively moved closer, bent down, lowered his head little by little, and placed a kiss.

Two minutes later, Ji Bai frowned and covered his lips, while A Han stood beside him with his head down in frustration.

818 saw this scene when he woke up. He scratched his head and flew to Ji Bai's side. Just as he was about to speak, he saw the boss put down his hand, revealing his lips that were covered by his hand. He stopped in shock, his eyes suddenly widened: [Boss! You got stung by a bee on your mouth? ! ! ]

Ji Bai:.............

Sensing a hint of murderous intent, 818 immediately covered his head and quickly explained: [I wasn't stung by a bee, it's just a little red and swollen. ]

Ji Bai withdrew his gaze.

After 818 was sure that there would be no pressure on him, he slowly let go of his hand. Looking at Ah Han who was standing obediently beside Ji Bai, he immediately understood what was going on.

It flew angrily to Ah Han's shoulder, stretched out its short legs and kicked him several times: [This is too much! When you are hungry, you don't eat fruits or prey meat, but you actually bite the boss's mouth! Fortunately, my boss has a mouth as strong as a copper wall, otherwise...]

Before 818 could finish his words, several of his favorite pears finally fell on his head.

Ji Bai withdrew his hand with a gloomy face, and the blue veins in his temples stopped throbbing.

"Amu..."

Ji Bai: "Shut up."

Ah Han shut his mouth.

Ji Bai looked at the little girl who was crouching in the corner with her head in her hands, "Please check for me which soul fragment of Chu Xuan in this world is."

When 818 heard that the boss needed it, he immediately put down his hand and flew back happily with three bags on his head: [Here I come——]

Its claws scratched the screen for a long time, and finally looked at the data in front of it. Its cheeks were a little red, but it still said excitedly: [Lord God is really amazing! ]

Ji Bai:?

818 suppressed the excitement in his heart and said with a red face: [The Lord God smashed the soul of the Great Evil into pieces. This world... is... the piece without shameful experience. We collected this piece, so that the Great Evil will have the memory of his first shameful experience.]

Ji Bai: ......

818 closed the data board, looked at the boss's swollen lips for a while, and then comforted him: [The first time you kiss someone, you have no experience. For example, I'm years old! Let alone kissing, I've never even held hands. ]

Ji Bai paused.

He remembered that when he and Henry Chu kissed for the first time in Qingshuijing, his kissing skills were not so bad.

In a trance, he recalled the image that had appeared out of nowhere in his mind.