Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

Ji Bai subconsciously raised his hands and hugged his neck. After the feeling of weightlessness disappeared, he tilted his head to look at Ah Han who was grinning foolishly, and frowned slightly.

Ah Han lowered his head slightly, rubbed his face gently, and said happily: "Amu cares about me."

Ji Bai looked away, loosened his arms around his neck, and got off him.

As soon as his feet touched the bottom of the water, he heard Ah Han mumbling softly in his ears.

"It's not small, how come I can't feel it?"

Ji Bai: ........

He was not polite at all and slapped her in the face with his hand.

Ah Han covered his face and lowered his head in front of him with grievance.

Ji Bai glanced at him coldly, then turned around and looked into the distance.

This world has not been polluted too much by humans, so everything is still in its purest form.

It is a full moon today. The big, round and bright moon hangs in the sky, illuminating the world, but it does not cover up the light of the stars in the sky. The starlight is connected into pieces, swirling and intertwining, forming a galaxy.

The branches and leaves around were rustling in the breeze, and the loose hair on Ji Bai's forehead was blown up.

This place is really beautiful, the kind of beauty that can make people calm down.

The thoughts that had been tightly entangled together also relaxed and became less of a headache.

Another gust of wind blew, and Ji Bai felt a slight chill.

He lowered his eyes and was about to walk towards the shore, but the big hand climbed onto his waist again.

Ah Han found a few leaves from somewhere, rubbed them with his hands, made foam, and then smeared the foam on his body.

"It's still a little cold, take a shower quickly, don't get sick!"

Ah Han muttered while giving him a bath.

Because they had held hands, Ji Bai's palms were stained with blood. He carefully scrubbed each of his fingers until they returned to their slender and fair appearance as when he saw them during the day.

Because they were closer, Ah Han discovered that his fingernails were faintly pink, which was incredibly beautiful.

Ah Han stared blankly at the hand in his palm, his rough fingertips unconsciously rubbing the smooth white back of the hand. After a long time, he lowered his head and kissed the beautiful hands. After raising his head, he looked at his hands and muttered softly, "I want to keep them in my mouth forever."

Ah Han's voice was very soft, but Ji Bai heard every word.

He calmly pulled his hand out from his palm.

A Han came back to his senses, then tried hard to restrain himself from looking away before he continued to wash him.

After a while, Ji Bai raised his hand with a gloomy face and grabbed the hand that had not moved down, and said patiently: "I will wash it myself."

Ah Han stared at the redder spot than the reddest fruit in the mountains without moving his eyes away. He did not feel guilty about being caught. "Amu, I will wash you and make you fragrant."

Ji Bai pulled his hand away a little, his eyes indifferent: "No need."

At this time Ah Han was a little anxious and swore to the sky: "I promise to wash you obediently!"

Ji Bai looked up at him with a serious expression, and only let go of his hand after a while.

Ah Han didn't dare to do anything rash and washed him carefully.

When the big palm covered his soft buttocks, Ah Han paused for a moment, his protruding Adam's apple rolled slightly, and his fingertips unconsciously used some force.

Feeling a pair of cold eyes looking at him, Ah Han blinked and tried to wake up.

Because he sat on his shoulders during the day, there were some blood stains on the inside of his thighs.

A Han tried hard to suppress the uncontrollable thoughts in his mind and washed seriously without blinking.

Finally, Ji Bai couldn't stand it anymore and pushed him away. Looking at Ah Han who was stunned and didn't know what happened, he said, "Come back to me after you solve it."

After saying that, he turned and left, leaving Ah Han, holding up the pillar of heaven, standing stupidly in the middle of the water.

After Ji Bai put on his clothes, he walked back to the campfire. The first thing he saw was Yi Meng and A Shui sitting together, crying and hugging each other, with a man sitting next to Yi Meng to comfort her.

He looked around, then walked to a towering old tree that was less crowded and sat down at its foot.

The tip of his nose was filled with the scent of vanilla belonging to Ah Han. He raised his hand and sniffed his wrist, only to realize that the scent was emanating from his body.

I guess Ahan always uses that kind of grass leaves when taking a bath.

Ji Baitou leaned against a tree, looking at the twinkling stars in the sky. After staying alone quietly for a while, he felt a little bored, so he released 818 who was locked in the small dark room.

[Ahahaha! The stupid wolf can't catch the sheep again!] 818 laughed so hard that he fell backwards and stumbled to the ground accidentally. He immediately stopped laughing and quickly got up alertly, shaking his head left and right to check the surrounding situation.

Not seeing anything dangerous, it slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and when it looked up, the breath suddenly stopped.

It looked at the pair of indifferent and beautiful eyes, and the alertness on its face immediately changed into flattery: [Ah——! Isn’t this my super invincible, most handsome, charming and generous boss in the universe? ]

Ji Bai withdrew his gaze from it: [Has the small dark room become your vacation spot? ]

818's heart was filled with alarm, and he subconsciously retorted: "Of course not! Boss, you don't know how painful it is for me in that little dark room! How uncomfortable it is!"

Ji Bai: [Wipe the oil off your mouth. ]

818 immediately wiped the corner of his mouth, and when he saw that there was nothing on his paw, he realized that he had been deceived. He pressed down his paw and said guiltily: [I was locked up in a small dark room, how could I eat? You think too much, Boss.]

Ji Bai looked at it with a smile: [What else is missing from the small dark room? ]

818 didn't notice the knife behind Ji Bai's smile, and looked at him excitedly and said: [Boss, do you want to put all the things I'm missing in there? ]

Ji Bai paused for a moment and couldn't help but twitching the corners of his mouth.

818 suddenly got excited: [The small dark room already has a bed, a TV, and chicken legs, but I'm getting tired of eating chicken legs all the time, so how about this, Boss, give me some hairy crabs and chicken legs...]

It ordered 108 dishes, and at the end its fluffy white fur turned pink, and it became shy: [If... if I had a wife, it would be even better. ]

"Duangduang——"

818 held his head and said aggrievedly: [Then I just want the one before, and I don’t want my wife anymore. ]

Ji Bai was silent.

He thought that the Chu Xuan he had met was the dumbest, but he didn't expect that there was another king.

Henry Chu could at least see the meaning of his smile.

"Amu——!"

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.