Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

It was getting darker and everyone sat together around the fire.

Gu Zhen looked up at the sky: "This time the report said there will be a meteor shower tonight, I wonder if it's true."

818 held a piece of grass in his mouth, turned over and lay on the ground, looking at the sky: [It must be fake, the sky is full of layers of clouds, it’s not a meteor shower, it should be a thunderstorm. ]

Ji Bai took a bite of the strawberry that Song Bojian handed to his mouth, then looked up to the sky. His final thought was the same as 818's.

He turned back and wanted to finish eating the strawberry, but found that Song Bojian had already eaten the remaining half of the strawberry and handed a new strawberry to his mouth.

He paused slightly, then opened his mouth and continued eating.

Gu Zhen turned his head and saw the two of them. He was slightly stunned, and then asked: "Li An, I see that you are always sticking together, so have you ever left each other?"

Ji Bai: "No."

Like a clingy person, you can't get rid of him.

Song Bojian: “Yes.”

Ji Bai tilted his head and looked at Song Bojian.

Song Bojian's voice sounded aggrieved: "When I was in kindergarten, my baby went to my grandmother's house in the countryside to escape the summer heat. He stayed there for seven days, three hours and twenty-eight minutes, and he didn't take me with him."

Ji Bai:......

Gu Zhen:......

other people:.......

Gu Zhen laughed out loud, then praised: "No wonder you have achieved what you have now, it turns out that it is because of your powerful memory."

"I don't think I've seen you guys quarrel in the past six months. Have you ever quarreled?"

Ji Bai: "No."

Arguing is too childish, so he usually just resorts to violence.

Song Bojian: “Yes.”

Ji Bai: ......

Song Bojian: "Because I didn't allow my baby to eat ice cream the night before, he didn't let me dress him the next morning."

Ji Bai: .......

Gu Zhen:............

other people:........

Gu Zhen twitched his lips and laughed, "It seems like you two really have a good relationship."

But he didn't give up, and continued to ask: "Have you ever been annoyed with each other?"

Song Bojian answered quickly this time: "No."

He doesn't even have time to love you, so how could he be annoyed?

Ji Bai: “Yes.”

Song Bojian was stunned for a moment, then tilted his head to look at him with a hurt expression: "Baby, you... hate me?"

Ji Bai: ......

He said, "Annoyance and dislike are different."

Song Bojian sniffed, tugged at the corner of her clothes, and said "hmm" softly like a wronged wife, but the grievance on her face increased instead of diminishing.

Ji Bai: ......

He tilted his head to look at Gu Zhen, "Ask again."

Gu Zhen was confused, but still said obediently: "Have you ever annoyed each other?"

Song Bojian still answered quickly: "No."

Ji Bai: "No."

Song Bojian put away the aggrieved look on his face, then hugged him, put his face close to him and rubbed it gently on his cheek, his voice was obviously much happier: "I knew that baby was lying to me just now."

Gu Zhen:............

Others: .......

818 chewed something in his mouth and spoke vaguely: [The great evil fragment (chew chew chew) in this world is the dumbest (chew chew chew) one I have ever seen (chew chew chew). ]

The boss's trick of coaxing children was so obvious that he fooled him. If the boss sold him out, he might still be counting money for the boss.

Gu Zhen opened his mouth to continue asking, but was stopped by others.

They don't want to eat dog food anymore.

Finally, they formed a team to play Truth or Dare. Ji Bai felt it was too boring, so he went into the tent to rest first.

However, after sitting and reading for a few minutes, Song Bojian also came in.

Ji Bai took the time to look up at him, then continued to look down at the contents of the book in his hand.

Song Bojian just sat quietly beside him at first, but after a while, he began to touch him.

First she pulled at the corner of his clothes, but he ignored her.

Then she put her arms around his waist, but he still ignored her.

The next second, Ji Bai reached out and grabbed the hand that had slipped under the hem of his clothes, and looked at him with a slightly frown.

Song Bojian: "Baby, I'll just touch your belly."

Ji Bai pushed his hand away: "No."

Song Bojian lowered his head, moved it close to his neck and sniffed carefully. After a while, his hand touched his belly lightly through a thin layer of cloth, and his long, bony hand curled up slightly.

There was no meat.

He frowned slightly and muttered quietly: "Why can't I get fat by feeding her?"

The heat from his words hit Ji Bai's neck, causing an itch.

Ji Bai tilted his head to the other side, frowning slightly: "Have you touched enough?"

Song Bojian shook his head: "No."

Ji Bai: .......

Song Bojian's deep gaze fell on his red lips again. He raised his hand to check the time. It was just past eight o'clock.

There are still more than three hours until the baby reaches adulthood.

too long.

Song Bojian lowered his head slightly and wanted to move forward for a kiss, but the person in his arms blocked his way with a book.

Ji Bai put the book down.

Although he didn't sweat after walking all day, he was still covered in dust. He felt a little uncomfortable and did a body cleansing gesture before lying down to sleep.

Seeing him lying down, Song Bojian panicked a little, because after the baby falls asleep, he will not wake up no matter how much you call him.

He hurriedly reminded: "Baby, it's your birthday after twelve o'clock tonight!"

Ji Bai hummed softly and closed his eyes.

Song Bojian looked at Li An who had completely forgotten their agreement, pursed his lips and continued to remind him: "This is your eighteenth birthday."

Ji Bai was just about to ask what the difference was when a light bulb suddenly flashed through his mind and he remembered what Song Bojian had been looking forward to some time ago.

He fell silent, and tried to pretend to be asleep, when suddenly a thunder sounded in the sky.

The next moment, he was hugged into someone's arms and his ears were covered.

"Don't be afraid, baby, I'm here." Song Bojian's low and gentle voice faintly reached his ears, and he was held very tightly in his arms.

After the thunder, the sound of raindrops falling on the ground and leaves could be heard outside the tent.

The screams of escape outside also disappeared, leaving only the sound of dripping rain.

Song Bojian patted his back gently like coaxing a child, sighed softly, and said in a helpless, low and hoarse voice: "Go to sleep, baby."