Sasuke and Naruto's secret love recorder

When Jiraiya woke up, he was lying in a simple wooden house. He opened his eyes dazedly, but felt a heavy chest and a furry thing hitting his face. He thought... had he already reached heaven? Then he heard a voice in his ear saying

"Wake up, wake up meow, go call the young master meow"

Jiraiya then saw clearly that it was a chubby cat. He wanted to move his hands, but something was holding him back.

? Move your hands? No, didn't he break his arm?

"Hey, who are you? Let me go. Is this heaven or hell? How could I, Jiraiya, have such a great reputation in my life end up being punished in hell? How about you investigate again?!" Jiraiya finally had a little strength to speak.

"Meow. This is Meow Planet, meow." The little fat cat turned around, no longer facing Jiraiya with its butt, but still pressed against his chest. "Our young master will be here soon to punish you for your sins, meow, you just wait for a while."

"..." Still a cultured cat. Jiraiya stopped struggling, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Why did he feel some pain in his body? Could a dead person feel pain?

of course

will not

As soon as this thought came out, Jiraiya opened his eyes suddenly "Am I still alive?"

"..." Xiao Sanhua placed her warm paw on Jiraiya's head and murmured to herself, "This human doesn't have a fever. Is he stupid?"

"Let me go, I have important things to do." Jiraiya began to struggle again. "Yes! Pein, I don't know what's going on in Konoha, you clown cat, let me go, I have to go back to Konoha."

"Meow?" There was danger on the little Sanhua's round face. Sharp claws emerged from the soft pads of flesh. "You said I'm ugly? I'm the most beautiful woman in the cat world. I came to take care of you. You said I'm ugly. Are you going to die?"

"No no no... Beautiful cat, beautiful cat, please have mercy on me. Don't touch my handsome face. Ah! Ah! Ah!" Jiraiya's eyes blurred, and the little cat's claws had already grabbed Jiraiya's face.

“Xiaohua, Xiaohua, calm down!” A black leopard grabbed the scruff of the kitten’s neck and tried to stop the fight. “This was brought by that human. This is the one that my young master focuses on. Ahhh, if this dies, I’ll be finished.”

There was a trace of pain on his face. Jiraiya listened to their words and was sure that he was not dead, but why? He appeared here, and who was that human?

With his wrist exerting force, Jiraiya turned his head and found the delicate equipment and the person lying on the bed beside him.

"Uchiha Itachi" Jiraiya was stunned and frowned.

"Here they come, the young master and his companions are here." The little black panther held the little cat in its mouth, which was waving its claws and teeth, and it landed on the ground. The one who came in was Yue, who was a little big and could barely fit in. Then came Bai Li, and the chubby little fat boy, Tuanzi.

"Human, wait here obediently." Yue exhaled hot air and had a slightly threatening look in his eyes. "In that world, you have been declared dead. There is no need to even think about escaping. You can't do anything now."

"What's going on outside?" Jiraiya recognized the black panther and became even more worried. This fell directly into the hands of Akatsuki. It was over.

"It seems like a world war is about to begin?" Bai Li sat elegantly.

"? What? Let me out" Jiraiya was confused and started to struggle again "Akatsuki started a world war?"

"Xiao? Oh, is it the inner organization that Xiaorou joined before? It seems that the outside world said it was Uchiha Madara." Yue remembered the strange living dead that the two had encountered before.

"Tuanzi knows that Nagato had started the cycle of reincarnation and resurrected some dead people. Xiaorou took his body to Konoha and took a part of the power of reincarnation. Now we don't know what to do with it." Tuanzi said cutely.

"Is that so?" Yue nodded. "Keep an eye on him first, and wait for Xiaorou to come."

...That's what I said, but you can't tie me up and lock me up...

In the huge iron cage, Jiraiya wanted to cry but had no tears. There was also a giant eagle around him, staring at him with eyes bigger than his own. It was very scary, okay?

When Xiaorou came, Jiraiya was crushed by the heavy pressure and could not move. Xiaorou looked at Jiraiya, who was lying on the ground, motionless, and stroked Xiao's feathers. Jiraiya felt his body lighten and stood up tremblingly. What came to greet him was the attack, well, it was acupressure.

The vines turned into strange characters and wrapped around Jiraiya's wrist. Jiraiya really couldn't feel the chakra. His acupoints were all sealed. It was obvious that this strange symbol was also a special sealing technique.

"There's no need to be so cruel..." Jiraiya sighed as he looked at the smiling girl.

"It's not time yet. When the Lecherous Immortal appears, just be quiet and stay here. The rest will be left to us young people." Xiaorou said with a smile, "The ninja world is going to reform. Maybe next time, the peace that the Lecherous Immortal hopes for will really come."

"Before that, my Lord, please behave yourself."

The girl had a cute little black and white creature on her head, which was not very intimidating. But behind her were a ferocious black panther, a white tiger with white wings, a ferocious golden lion, a huge eagle with only a pair of glowing eyes, and an elegant but dangerous white cat.

Everyone is threatening

Forget it...you're right, it's time for his old bones to take a rest and leave everything to these young people.

"Master Jiraiya, it's good that you can figure it out. If you can't figure it out, the seal will be activated and the technique I left behind will be activated. Master, you can only stay in bed until the end." Xiaorou nodded, and everyone left

Now let's talk about Itachi. His soul was taken away. Generally speaking, the ones who are resurrected by the Impure World Reincarnation are all dead people, but Itachi was magically summoned by Kabuto. It's really magical. Or maybe it's the power of the plot that can't be changed. After all, Sasuke still needs Itachi's guidance. This is the best. When Itachi's soul leaves, he can really live.

Jiraiya felt a little emotional when he heard about Itachi.

Just like what the girl said, Konoha also needs a thorough reshuffle. Everything should belong to them, the world of the young people.

Xiaorou stayed for two days and then left. She still had some things to do.