My God of Wealth is a Short-lived Ghost
Chapter 100 Host, you will tolerate me, right?
At this time, Ye Mianwan was standing behind Wu Yisa in the Wujin Palace, massaging Wu Yisa's shoulders and back. "Your Majesty, is this strength okay?"
Wu Yisa hummed and then took a sip of tea. "It's OK. Just say whatever you want to say."
Ye Mianwan smiled and stopped what he was doing. "I learned through the system that the original owner of this body of mine was a spy sent by Princess Mu of Zhao State."
Upon hearing this, Wu Yisa suddenly spat out a mouthful of tea and said, “Cough… cough… what!”
"Yo yo yo!" Seeing this, Ye Mianwan quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe the tea from the corner of Wu Yisa's mouth. "Their plan is to get close to you and climb into your bed, then poison you and finally threaten you with the antidote to attack Zhaoguo."
Wu Yisa placed the teacup heavily on the table. "How can this be possible! I am his uncle!"
Ye Mianwan sighed, "What are you going to do?"
Wu Yisa sneered after hearing this and said, "Of course I will find an opportunity to give my good niece a big gift."
Ye Mianwan was so frightened that his hair stood on end. "You are not going to chop off my head and send it over!"
Wu Yisa shook his head with a mocking smile on his face, "Don't worry, Tongtong told me to treat you well."
Ye Mianwan raised her hand and patted her chest. "I was so scared. I thought my life was in danger." After saying that, Ye Mianwan suddenly felt a strong stench in the air. "Hmm... Your Majesty, you haven't washed your feet for a few days... Hmm... Why are they so smelly!" After saying that, she quickly stepped back, trying to reduce the stench by staying away from Wu Yisa.
Wu Yisa frowned like a cat with its fur standing on end after hearing this. "I don't have athlete's foot! And I wash my feet every day! The eunuch who brings me water for washing my feet always passes by you. Are you blind?"
Ye Mianwan squatted down and retched continuously, "Huff... There are only you and me in this room... Huff... If it's not you, where does this stench come from... Huff..."
Wu Yisa snorted coldly, "The stench just now was clearly coming from you, and you still have the nerve to say it was me!"
Ye Mianwan covered her nose with both hands and stood up, then said confidently, "It's obviously you! I can't smell bad!"
Wu Yisa's eyes gradually turned cold. Just as he was about to speak, 0485 appeared on Ye Mianwan's shoulder and said in a very humble tone, "Stop arguing, it's my fault! My fault! I was hiding in the space and ate five pieces of stinky tofu. I was so busy eating that I didn't realize you two were arguing. I'm sorry!" After that, 0485 scratched his head with his claws in surprise, "You shouldn't be able to smell it? It seems that all the time travelers should be able to smell it."
After hearing this, Wu Yisa sneered and looked at Ye Mianwan complacently, "What did I say? It came from you." Ye Mianwan was instantly ashamed and immediately raised his hand to throw the stinky 0485 on his shoulder out of the window.
"Ahhh! Host, you are bad! I hate you!" As soon as the words fell, 0485 fell into the pond outside the window with a splash.
Ye Mianwan held his breath and shouted angrily, "Wash yourself well!" As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Yisa and Ye Mianwan looked at each other, then took a deep breath at the same time and said in unison, "The air is much fresher."
After the two of them paused for a while, Wu Yisa picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea. "Then are you in touch with Zhao Mu?"
Ye Mianwan quickly shook his head and said, "I don't have the original owner's memory, so I don't know how to contact him. This was told to me by 0485."
Wu Yisa nodded and then looked at 0485 who was slowly crawling into the house with his head down. "You bastard, are you sure my niece wants to use me to attack Zhao Kingdom?"
0485 raised his head immediately after hearing this. "I'm not a turtle! I'm a black tortoise!"
Wu Yisa raised his eyebrows after hearing this, and looked as if he could kill 0485 in the next moment. "Really? I heard that Xuanwu is a divine beast. If it is stewed into soup, wouldn't it be a great tonic?"
0485 saw this and repeatedly denied that he was a Xuanwu, fearing that Wu Yisa would eat him. "No, no, no, I'm a turtle!"
Wu Yisa put down the teacup and laughed, "Turtles are good for blood production! Very good!" Ye Mianwan covered his mouth and laughed secretly.
0485 After hearing this, he quickly crawled to Ye Mianwan's feet and said, "Host, save me!"
Wu Yisa slowly stood up and walked to Ye Mianwan's side, then squatted down and looked directly at 0485 with a low and coercive tone, "Next time you dare to eat stinky tofu around me, I will stew you."
0485 Climbed along Ye Mianwan's skirt and into Ye Mianwan's arms "Host, you will tolerate me, right?"
Ye Mianwan raised his hand and held the trembling 0485 in his arms. "Oh, don't worry. Who made me run into a system like you that loves to eat stinky tofu?"
At this time, Zou Yu was holding a letter written by Wu Yisa in the Zhao Palace. He opened it and saw that it was full of mamas, almost cursing his ancestors. One-third of the thousand words were saying that his professional level was not proportional to his quality. It seemed that she wanted to come and scold him in person. Zou Yu's head was about to explode. At this time, Su Yahui walked in and asked, "What are you reading?"
Zou Yu smiled awkwardly and handed the letter accusing himself to Su Yahui, then said aggrievedly, "Your son scolded me."
Su Yahui took the letter and then what caught her eyes were three sentences of traditional Chinese culture: "Zou Yu! It's an honor to meet you in another world. Beep, beep, I plan to take you back to Wujin Country in three months. I hope you are prepared to bear the anger I have suppressed for more than 20 years. Beep, beep! I am not like Feng Ming who has become gentle in character. I beep, beep, and my temper will only get worse after years of battle! If I knew you were Zou Yu! I should have scolded you when you asked me to go to Zhao Country!" Su Yahui chose to skip the swear words at the end, and then looked at the next paragraph: "I don't know why your business level is high, but your quality is so low that it's outrageous! You, a female star, spit shit as soon as you open your mouth, yes! Your low quality is not because you are mentally exhausted, but you beep, do you know how much trouble you bring to the company! You beep, beep" The words that followed made Su Yahui unable to bear to look directly at it, and she couldn't even believe that this was written by her own son
Su Yahui also smiled awkwardly and confirmed again, "This was written by my son, your brother?"
Zou Yu nodded and said timidly, "It was your niece who told me in advance that Mr. Xu had written a letter, and that only Mr. Xu could write such unbearable words."
Su Yahui wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into at this moment. "Haha, my Feng Ming's quality is not that high either."
Zou Yu sighed when he heard this, "Boss Xu knows when to use a certain situation, unlike me, who will curse back at me no matter what the situation is." Zou Yu shook his head, "Boss Zhao is the only one who curses in a roundabout way. I don't understand what he says, so I just stand there and never talk back. But one time I understood, and he called me stupid, and I was so angry that I was hospitalized."
Su Yahui raised her hand to her forehead in silence after hearing this, and complained in her heart, "I finally understand why I asked you to bring the script but not remember it."
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