Quick Wear: Saving the Heroine Isn’t Too Easy!
Chapter 75 The Heroine of Liaozhai and Her Painter of Truth 5
Gu Xici was silent for a while, adjusted his attitude, and then began to teach patiently.
"If your savior is of the same sex as you, how can you have children? Use your brain to think about how to repay the favor correctly."
Xiaoli, a top student, raised his hand again.
Gu Xici looked at Xiaoli suspiciously and said, "Well, Xiaoli, tell me what you think."
Xiaoli stood up and answered: "Marry her son."
Gu Xici took a deep breath: "Zero points!"
Xiaoli sat down dejectedly. At this time, Zhuzhu, our Chinese class representative, raised her hand.
Gu Xici also looked at Zhuzhu with suspicion: "Then, please tell me what you think, Zhuzhu."
Zhuzhu stood up and answered, "To bear children for her son."
Gu Xici took another deep breath: "Negative points!"
Zhuzhu sat down dejectedly, and the opportunistic Huacaocao raised his right hand high.
Gu Xici looked at Huacaocao in disbelief: "Very good, Xiaocao, tell me what you think."
Hua Cao Cao stood up confidently and answered, "Marry her son and bear children for him."
Look at the two soldiers.
After Gu Xici adjusted his mentality again, he revealed a terrifying smile.
"What if your lifesaver never gets married and has no offspring? How do you plan to repay him? You don't need to raise your hands, just stand up and answer."
Xiaoli: "That's impossible."
Zhuzhu: "I have never seen a human being who doesn't get married."
Hua Cao Cao nodded, agreeing with the two friends: "I have never seen a human being who didn't get married."
Gu Xici blinked his eyes. Such a living example is standing in front of you, and you say you have never seen it?
"Your husband is still single. Humans of your age usually have several children."
Xiaoli stood up with sudden realization: "I know."
Gu Xici nodded in appreciation, and she said that there were no students that she couldn't teach.
Xiaoli continued, "Sir, are you looking for a wife?"
After listening to the whole story, Gu Xici was petrified.
Zhuzhu then retorted: "You are not right."
Gu Xici ordered a purification for himself. Could it be that Zhuzhu was a teachable child?
Zhuzhu pointed out Xiaoli's mistake: "Mr. is a girl, so Mr. needs a husband."
Gu Xici covered her chest with her hands, took a few steps back and leaned against the wooden board. She should still be able to be rescued.
Hua Caocao stood up excitedly: "Sir!"
Gu Xici looked at Hua Caocao with difficulty. She wanted to see if Hua Caocao would say anything else outrageous.
Huacaocao spoke excitedly: "Sir, please consider me. I can reproduce asexually."
Gu Sanpeng.
"Sir, are you all right?"
"Sir, are you okay?"
"Sir, please consider me."
The three little silly demons left their seats and ran up to look at Gu Xici worriedly, wondering why the gentleman fainted for no reason.
Gu Xici lay on the ground and opened his eyes with difficulty, looking at the three silly monsters. It seemed as if the world was coming to an end. May it be destroyed?
She was too conceited and thought that the silly monster could understand the truth.
She was careless and forgot that the flower grass is... a grass.
"You should copy all the words we taught today three hundred times, especially you, Hua Cao Cao! You should copy them a thousand times."
Gu Xici stood up and staggered into the cabin. It seemed that the task of teaching those silly monsters was a long and arduous journey.
However, nothing can defeat Gu Xici. One day, her three silly monsters will be able to stand on their own.
By the way, after the three silly demons ate the meal made by Gu Xici for the first time, they stayed in the cabin and refused to leave. Gu Xici looked at the silly demons and couldn’t bear to refuse them, so he agreed to their request.
Now there are three demons in the cabin, each with two beds. Xiaoli and Zhuzhu sleep in one bed, while Gu Xici and Huacaocao sleep in another.
night.
After Xiaoli and Zhuzhu fell asleep, Huacaocao spread the quilt and sat on the bed.
"Sir, are you still awake?"
"Go to sleep first, I have something else to do."
Gu Xici came and sat down next to the desk, determined to let the three silly monsters know the dangers of human society.
Gu Xici picked up the pen and began to write the script. She wanted to let the three silly demons know the consequences of committing themselves to each other, hehehe.
As the sky gradually brightened, Gu Xici put down his pen. He had finally finished. Tomorrow, no, today he would make those silly demons completely abandon the four words "commit myself to you".
After eating steamed buns in the morning, the three studious silly monsters sat upright at their desks, ready to learn today's knowledge.
"Instead of learning new characters this morning, let's do a practical exercise."
Gu Xici held the manuscript he had been writing all night in his hand and rubbed the dark circles under his eyes. He decided not to stay up late in the future as it was too harmful to his health.
"Great."
Xiaoli jumped up with excitement. It was so boring to learn characters every day.
"Sir, what is a combat drill?"
Zhuzhu asked curiously.
"Regarding the topic from yesterday afternoon, this time we will not just talk about it on paper, but let you directly experience the process and results of repaying gratitude correctly and incorrectly."
After Gu Xici read the script to the three silly demons, he directly announced the start of the rehearsal.
"Hua Caocao will play the little demon, Xiaoli will play the scholar, and Zhuzhu will play the Taoist priest. If you have no other questions, let's get started."
Gu Xici was very satisfied with his arrangement. No one was more suitable than Hua Caocao to play the role of the little demon who repays gratitude.
Hua Caocao seemed dissatisfied with this arrangement and suggested: "Sir, sir, why don't you play the role of the scholar?"
"You wish." Gu Xici tapped Huacaocao's head. "Your teacher will be the narrator, and you will act according to the narrator's words."
"Everyone, take your positions. The first scene of Little Demon's Return of Favor and Seeking Death begins."
"Once upon a time, there was a fox demon who had been practicing for a thousand years."
Hua Caocao then paddled to the center of the stage imitating the fox gait, and it turned out that she imitated it quite well.
"One day, a Taoist priest appeared in front of the fox demon."
Zhuzhu appeared on the stage.
"The Taoist priest immediately picked up the sword in his hand and stabbed the fox demon, and they started fighting."
Zhuzhu took a branch in her hand and hit the flowers and plants, and they hid here and there.
"In the end, the fox demon was defeated by the Taoist priest and escaped after being injured."
Hua Caocao walked quickly around the stage and then fell to the ground.
"A scholar who was going to Beijing to take an imperial examination happened to pass by and saw the injured fox demon. He couldn't bear it and took the fox demon back to his house."
Xiaoli walked onto the stage and went straight towards the flowers and plants, and finally carried them off the stage.
"The second scene of Little Demon's Return of Favor and Seeking Death begins."
"Under the scholar's care, the fox demon recovered from her injuries. In order to repay the scholar for saving her life, the fox demon decided to marry the scholar."
On the stage, Hua Caocao and Xiaoli stared at each other, but it was harmless.
"The fox demon washed clothes and cooked for the scholar, and prepared money for him to go to Beijing for the imperial examination, and then watched him leave."
Hua Caocao squatted on the ground pretending to wash clothes, then stood up and waved her hands in the air, probably imitating cooking.
Then Huacaocao took out a handful of air and stuffed it into the confused Xiaoli's pocket. Xiaoli picked up the air and left.
"The scholar passed the imperial examination and became the top scholar. The emperor wanted to marry the princess to the scholar, so the scholar divorced the fox demon."
Xiaoli threw a piece of paper to Hua Caocao. Hua Caocao picked up the divorce letter on the ground and started crying loudly on the ground. She acted well.
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