Quick Wear: Saving the Heroine Isn’t Too Easy!
Chapter 172 Tong Zhangwen and her treasure pirate 3
They will just think it is a normal diarrhea, and when many people have diarrhea, they may realize that there is something wrong with the food.
Gu Xici grind the croton seeds into powder and threw them into the fresh water tank in the kitchen in a sinister manner. After shaking it well, he left the kitchen and strolled around on the Paohui.
Here are four sleeping soldiers, here is a soldier sleeping standing up, here...
Oh wow, in a dark room, Gu Xici saw a flash. Gu Xici sneaked in, rolled under a table, and then hid under the table, looking left and right.
In the darkness, two soldiers were sitting on the ground, back to back, sleeping soundly. Each of them was holding a scoop in their hands, and there was a bucket next to them.
Gu Xici quietly approached the flashing point, and when it was only one meter away, Gu Xici could clearly see that the flashing thing was a beautiful orange fish tail.
An orange-haired mermaid lay weakly on the water tank, staring at the bucket of water on the ground with longing eyes.
"Hello!"
Gu Xici came closer to say hello, looking at the mermaid that this beautiful guy loves so much with kind eyes.
"Bah! Evil villain!"
The orange-haired mermaid spat a mouthful of water at Gu Xici, but due to lack of water, only a bubble came out.
Gu Xici popped the bubbles spit out by the mermaid with his fingers, and gradually revealed an evil smile.
"Hehehe, what a beautiful mermaid, I'll take her home as an ornamental fish."
Gu Xici gently picked up the orange-haired mermaid and quietly walked past the two soldiers who were sleeping soundly.
"You evil villain! I won't say a word. Even if I become dried up by thirst, I will not betray my people."
The orange-haired mermaid had a fierce look in her eyes. Just as she was about to open her mouth to bite Gu Xici's shoulder, Gu Xici stuffed an apple into her mouth.
The orange-haired mermaid had never eaten apples on land. This bite not only quenched her thirst, but was also sour and sweet, very delicious.
"Humph! If hard tactics don't work, try soft tactics. Even if you bribe me, I won't betray my people."
The orange-haired mermaid ate the apple bite by bite, refusing to give in.
"Shh!"
Gu Xici signaled the orange-haired mermaid to keep her voice down, and taking advantage of the moment when the soldier dozed off, he quickly passed through the obstacles and arrived at the stern of the Paohui.
"Tell me if you are willing to submit to me, or I will throw you off the boat into the sea."
Gu Xici measured the height from the sea surface with his eyes. It should be no problem to jump into the sea from this height.
"No, don't throw me down. I won't submit to you, despicable human, woo woo."
The orange-haired mermaid was frightened by Gu Xici's "cruel" words. She shook her head frantically, hugged Gu Xici tightly with both hands, and refused to let go no matter what.
"They are really fish-headed and fish-brained, a clan of beautiful fools, their reputation is well-deserved!"
Gu Xici knocked the stupid head of the orange-haired mermaid, spun around, closed her eyes and jumped, then Gu Xici jumped into the sea holding the mermaid.
Plop ~
The sea surface was stirred up with waves. The orange-haired mermaid closed her eyes and waited for death. After a long time, she reacted: "I'm still alive! I'm not dead yet! I'm still alive!"
"Tsk, this is the first time I've seen a mermaid who is afraid of falling into the sea."
Gu Xici surfaced and looked at the orange-haired mermaid with a smile.
The orange-haired mermaid finally reacted, and she sank her head into the sea, blowing bubbles in embarrassment and shame.
"How did you get caught on this ship? Did you chase the moon and accidentally crash into the ship?"
The more Gu Xici spoke, the more he felt that it was possible. It was understandable that the beautiful and foolish people could do anything stupid.
"No, I'm not stupid. I was chasing a seabird and I accidentally hit the boat."
The orange-haired mermaid retorted that she would not be as stupid as Vera. What was so beautiful about the moon? Seabirds were interesting. They could fly and play with her.
"Haha, what a little cutie. My name is Gu Xici, a good friend of the mermaid. Remember to stay away from human ships when you see them in the future. I won't be there to save the mermaid next time."
Gu Xici knocked the orange-haired mermaid's stupid head again, then swam away.
The orange-haired mermaid looked at the receding figure, and finally dived into the sea and swam towards the mermaid tribe.
"Oh, you're back. I didn't expect there were so many ammunition on this ship. Fortunately, the boss was cautious and didn't launch an attack directly. I mixed a lot of water into the ammunition. Tomorrow, no matter how many artillery batteries they have, all they will fire will be duds."
A pirate saw Gu Xici swimming over and started showing off to his juniors.
"What's the big deal? I reversed their steering wheel. When the boss attacks them tomorrow morning, I wonder how much emotion the captain of the Cannon Hui will have on his face."
Another pirate also told about his masterpiece tonight. He didn't expect that the people on the Paohui were so lax and he succeeded so easily.
"I put croton in their fresh water. It will be a flavorful battle tomorrow."
Gu Xici was no less impressive in describing her achievements.
"Jie Jie Jie!"
The three pirates all laughed and swam towards the boat they came from.
The next morning, Woyebupe had a breakfast that mixed Chinese and Western flavors, taking bites of bread and drinking soy milk.
"Go and see if that mermaid is recruiting or not!"
Woyebupe ordered the soldiers behind him.
"Yes!"
The soldier, feeling a little uncomfortable in his stomach, walked out of the cabin and quickly went to the toilet to queue up.
"You have diarrhea too!"
"Yes, it must be due to acclimatization!"
"I think it might be due to eating expired food!"
"Aren't the people inside coming out yet?"
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Several shells hit the Paohui. The soldiers were frightened by the huge vibration and noise, and some soldiers' pants turned into shit yellow.
Woyebupe walked onto the deck, holding his stomach, in a bad mood: "What's going on, where's the captain!"
"Your Highness, it's a pirate. Look at the symbol on the pirate's flag. It's Madam Miao, who is feared by countless people."
A soldier who had just had diarrhea immediately reported the situation to Woyebupe, and a moment later he covered his stomach with a look of pain on his face.
But since His Royal Highness the Prince was still here, he could only endure it and not bloom.
"What are you afraid of? There are so many shells on the Paohui. Take them all out of the hold and aim them at these pirates. Blow them all upside down."
After Woyebupe finished speaking, he left the soldiers behind and hurried into the prince's private toilet, where he squatted on the toilet and started to bloom.
On the Paohui, several soldiers, holding their stomachs, carried out shells from the hold, and several soldiers, holding their stomachs, loaded the shells into the cannons.
The soldiers endured the protests of their stomachs, lit the fuse, and the shells were successfully launched.
roll roll roll.
Many cannonballs rolled onto the pirate ship, and the only person injured by a cannonball was when he accidentally stepped on a cannonball and slipped.
"Report to His Royal Highness the Prince~"
A soldier ran to the prince's private toilet to report the latest battle situation.
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