I rely on gossip to save the country
Chapter 96 Where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks
In fact, all the civil and military officials were a little surprised. No one expected that Xie Chuyue would sober up so quickly, and he would be so active in attending the morning court.
The morning court was as lively as usual. In order to avoid more trouble, Xie Chuyue did not cause any trouble to the officials. She was looking forward to the end of the court as soon as possible so that she could pack up and rob the silver.
Xie Chuyue was too quiet at the morning court session. All the officials felt a little uncomfortable and looked at Xie Chuyue from time to time.
After being stared at so many times, Xie Chuyue felt something was wrong. [Master, are these people peeking at me? Why are they peeking at me? Are they attracted by my beauty? ]
Everyone who had glanced at Xie Chuyue immediately withdrew their gaze. They just thought that the little princess was a little too well-behaved today. She was not like the little troublemaker they knew. Why did she think that she was coveting her beauty in her mouth?
After hearing Xie Chuyue's inner voice, the three brothers Xie Yunqing, Xie Yunqi and Xie Yunshen glared at those who looked at Xie Chuyue from time to time. Xie Yunshen had an expression that said, "If you peek at me again, I'll pop your eyes out." It was scary.
Emperor Mingde also looked around coldly and concluded that no one was worthy of his little Yue'er.
So the emperor went to court again in a happy mood.
System: […Host’s narcissism is a disease and must be cured! ]
Xie Chuyue: [The way they look at me makes me feel cold. Wait, they are not going to plot against me again, are they? And I just saw Xie Yunshen glaring at me.]
Civil and military officials: “……………….”
Xie Yunshen: ………So frustrating!
Xie Yunqing and Xie Yunqi: I want to laugh, what’s going on?
The system was speechless and almost rolled its eyes: [Host, are you suffering from paranoia? ]
Xie Chuyue seemed to be trying to make sense, [General, you must be on guard against others! ]
Everyone: That makes sense, but your defense is a bit weird.
System: [Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, host, you are right.]
After the system finished speaking, it quickly changed the subject, [Host, tell me any gossip you have, I've been bored to death lately. ]
Xie Chuyue was just wondering if anyone was trying to harm her, but her attention was instantly diverted when she heard this. [Gossip? Yes, I have a lot of it here.]
Civil and military officials: Here it comes, they said, as long as this little trouble is still there, the morning court can't be so peaceful, isn't it here? I just don't know which unlucky guy is being targeted.
System urges: [Hurry up and tell me, what gossip? Whose gossip? ? ]
Xie Chuyue: [Tong, do you know that where there is a Crouching Dragon, there must be a Phoenix Chick? I have seen fathers and daughters not getting along, but I have never seen fathers and daughters who are not familiar with each other.]
System: [I know, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, but what do you mean by father and daughter are not familiar with each other? What kind of gossip is this? ]
Everyone listened attentively, and Emperor Mingde also sat up straight. As long as it was not from the royal family, he was happy to listen.
Xie Chuyue: [It was the wife of Song Shian, the governor of Jingzhao Prefecture. Yesterday, Mrs. Song took her daughter out for a walk. When they passed by a clothing store, her daughter liked a dress in the store. Mrs. Song did not hesitate and asked her to buy it directly. She believed that her daughter must be raised in luxury. So the young lady went to the fitting room to change clothes. Then guess what happened? ]
System: [Met your lover? Fell in love at first sight? Was you seen naked? ]
Everyone: That’s right, daughters should be raised in wealth, is there anything wrong with that?
Jingzhao Prefecture Yin: What did you think of? His face turned red instantly. Could this little princess know about it again?
Who on earth is this little princess? How come she knows even these trivial matters?
Everyone was waiting for Xie Chuyue's next words.
Xie Chuyue didn't keep everyone waiting for long. [No, no, no, Tong, you guessed wrong. Let me tell you, when the girl changed her clothes and came out to show her mother, she ended up walking around her mother and turning around. Madam Song didn't recognize her own daughter at all, and she even pulled her own daughter and asked her to help find her daughter. The girl was speechless at the time.
After that, the little girl quickly explained that she was Mrs. Song's daughter. Mrs. Song refused to believe it, and the two argued endlessly. Finally, after the little girl changed her dress back, Mrs. Song hugged her daughter and cried on the spot, saying that someone was impersonating her.
The system said, and he was speechless: […………Host, this Madam Song is indeed a phoenix chick! ]
Civil and Military Officials: They suddenly felt that what the little princess said made a lot of sense. When you live long enough, you can see everything. It is outrageous that there is a mother who cannot recognize her own daughter!
Emperor Mingde looked at his daughter, and then said silently in his heart, 'Even if this awful thing turns into ashes, he will recognize it.'
The three prince brothers also looked incredulous. They didn't recognize her after she changed her clothes. Who would believe this? After all, the mother and daughter had seen each other every day. How could they not recognize each other? Could it be that the mother and daughter were really unfamiliar?
When everyone thought that was the end, they heard Xie Chuyue continue, "No, no, no, it's not over yet. Madam Song is Fengchu, and there's also Wulong. Our Lord Song, the prefect of Jingzhao Prefecture, actually the couple went out at the same time yesterday. Madam took her daughter to buy a skirt, and he took his son to the bookstore to buy books.
Here, he just bought a few books he liked, and then left the bookstore naturally, leaving his son behind. 】
System: [It really is true, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix are a perfect match. Madam Song and her daughter are not familiar with each other, and Lord Song and his son are not familiar with each other. This couple is really a perfect match. ]
Xie Chuyue: [Of course, as they say, where there is a Sleeping Dragon, there is a Phoenix. In fact, after that, his son didn’t bring any money, so he didn’t buy any books. When he saw his father leaving the bookstore, he followed him. As a result, they met Madam Song and Lord Song on the street, and then they took their daughter to a restaurant for dinner.
Poor Young Master Song just followed his father into the restaurant, and then he saw the three of them eating with gusto after ordering their meals, and even glanced at him a few times without paying any attention. 】
System: I can imagine the scene at that time. [Hahaha, this little Master Song is really a poor little thing with no one to love him. ]
All the civil and military officials looked at the Jingzhao prefect, who quickly pulled up his sleeves to cover his face. He didn't do it on purpose.
The four members of the Xie family tried to hold back their laughter and looked at the prefect of Jingzhao from time to time. What a weird family!
This is not the end, Xie Chuyue continued, [Afterwards, Mrs. Song saw a young man at the next table staring at their food, so she felt pity and handed him a big chicken leg. Young Master Song ate the chicken leg with tears in his eyes, thinking that his parents would remember him when he left, but he ended up forgetting someone again.
It was not until he got home and took out the book he had bought that he remembered that he had taken his son with him when he left. 】
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