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Xie Chuyue: [No, no, no, think about it, which is more exciting, robbing bandits or robbing officials? Life is too boring, let's do something exciting. You can imagine how devastated they will be after their money is robbed.]

Emperor Mingde rubbed his brows in annoyance. Couldn't he be more careful about this annoying thing of his? Why was it always trying to cause trouble?

The corners of the mouths of the civil and military officials twitched. All the bamboo shoots have been taken away by you, but everyone thought it was not impossible.

After all, such immoral things should be done by immoral people.

Crown Prince Xie Yunqi: Neither he, nor my father, the Emperor, nor my mother have such eccentric personalities. Who does this little sister look like?

Xie Yunshen was also very excited at this moment: He also wanted to go with him, what should he do? He really wanted to go, but he didn't dare to tell his father directly.

System: …………When he didn’t say anything, he couldn’t keep up with his host’s train of thought. [It’s a bit unethical for us to do this. ]

Xie Chuyue: [No, no, no, this is called a good deed, not a bad deed. Please call me the Good Man Xie from now on.]

Hearing this, the Xie family's father and son twitched their lips. Just her? He is also a kind-hearted man like Xie.

Everyone: If you are a kind person, there will be no unkind people in this world.

Although Emperor Mingde didn't know what the court officials were thinking, he was definitely against it. He couldn't let his precious daughter take such a risk. Just as he was about to refuse, a court official stood up.

"Your Majesty, I agree to let the little princess go. After all, the little princess has many strategies. She will definitely win against the governor of Jiangzhou."

"Your Majesty, I reconsider and allow the little princess to go."

"........."

Everyone was thinking that since this little princess was full of tricks, she should be allowed to go and let evildoers get their due.

Hearing this, Xie Chuyue looked at the adults with admiration, [Hey, they finally listened to my opinion for once. I thought these two people would come out to oppose it. ]

The two people who were praised for no reason had a bit of pride on their faces. What was going on? They were actually praised by the little princess.

Emperor Mingde: It's fine if this troublesome thing of mine is making trouble, but why are the important officials in the court following her to make trouble?

The important officials in the court all gave the decision to the emperor, and Emperor Mingde directly threw the question to the crown prince, "Prince, what do you think?"

Xie Chuyue quickly looked at her brother for help, "Brother Crown Prince, you must agree. This is a rare opportunity to make a fortune. Agree quickly, agree quickly!"

Prince: ………Father, how dare you push the problem to him? Isn't this just attracting hatred in front of the imperial sister?

Just when the prince decided to risk his life to help Xie Chuyue, Xie Yunqing stepped forward and said, "Father, I am willing to take my sister with me."

Hearing this, Xie Chuyue was so excited that she almost danced with joy, but she knew that this was the imperial court, so she held herself back.

[Hahaha, my second brother is the best. He is my savior! My second brother is my god! The one who knows me best must be my second brother. He is indeed my dear second brother.]

Xie Yunqing: ………If he helps, then he is my brother, but if he doesn’t, then he is not my brother, right? What kind of divine logic is this? However, he originally wanted to take the girl out for a walk, so this is just right.

Civil and military officials: Oh, what a fence-sitter, she goes whichever way the wind blows. I admire you.

Emperor Mingde was jealous and looked at his second son. If he had known earlier, he would not have let his second son come back. Look at this troublesome guy, he doesn't even take him seriously.

The prince was a little jealous. How about he go too? What? He was the elder brother from the same mother, and he remembered that the girl said he was the best last time, but now he was the second oldest.

"Father, I want to go too." Xie Yunshen also stood up. How could he not be taken to such a fun place? Moreover, when the second brother came, the younger sister followed him directly without even looking at him.

Last time, I gave her a shop, and this girl said that the fourth brother was the best. Now, she has completely forgotten about him. How can this be possible? Even if there is a second brother, he has to go and show his presence.

The prince clasped his fists towards Emperor Mingde and said, "Father, since my second brother is accompanying us, why don't you agree? After all, with my second brother here, my younger sister shouldn't make any mistakes."

Xie Yunqi originally wanted to say that the imperial sister would not be so wicked, but for the sake of his own imperial sister's reputation, he changed it to there would be no mistakes.

At this moment, everyone reached a consensus and clasped their fists and said, "I second the motion!"

Xie Chuyue: [Oh my, these guys finally agreed for a while. 】

Everyone: …………Everyone is happy to see you having a hard time, so we all agree.

System: [Host, why do I feel like they are trying to trick you? ]

Xie Chuyue: [No, system, don’t think too much.]

Emperor Mingde saw this and could not continue to refuse, so he agreed, "I agree, second brother, you can take Chunyang with you."

"Yes, your son thanks you, father!" Xie Yunqing and Xie Chuyue, brother and sister, clasped their fists together.

Xie Chuyue was so happy that she couldn't even express it in words. She was going to be a bandit and rob officials, and she would do it openly.

"Father, what about me?" Xie Yunshen pointed at himself and looked at his father in confusion. Did his father forget him?

Emperor Mingde rubbed his brows. The fourth brother looked upset. He frowned and said, "Since the second brother is here, don't go. You will only cause trouble if you go."

Xie Yunshen felt wronged: "Oh!"

Xie Chuyue: [Father raised his butt eight times during the morning court today.]

Emperor Mingde: …………This terrible thing of mine really makes me speechless sometimes.

Civil and Military Officials: ………We are all busy discussing state affairs, and you are thinking of counting the emperor’s buttocks?

The three brothers of the Xie family... Little sister, are you a pervert? Where are your manners?

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System: [What's wrong? Host.]

Xie Chuyue: [Do you think Father is tired from sitting or something? How about putting a cushion under the dragon chair under Father's buttocks for him to use.]

Emperor Mingde: What a troublesome thing, you observe very carefully. But who has nothing better to do than stare at his own father's butt?

The three brothers of the Xie family also looked at the dragon throne that the emperor sat on. It was indeed just a hard chair, so they decided to go back and buy a particularly soft cushion and send it to their father.

After all, anything they produce must be top quality.

System: [No, host, your father's butt is itchy. ]

Xie Chuyue: [What? My butt is itchy? What the hell is that?]

After hearing this, Emperor Mingde wanted to endure it without moving, but the itch was so severe that he moved again.

This time, all the civil and military officials also saw it: Could it be that their emperor has contracted some strange disease, or syphilis?

Seeing all the civil and military officials in the court staring at him, Emperor Mingde felt ashamed and angry. "Are you sick? Why are you staring at his butt?"

Xie Yunqing and his two brothers also stared at their father with naked eyes.