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Chapter 83: The Arrogant General
The emperor also looked at his fourth child with a gloomy look. The fourth child was already sixteen years old, but he still wet the bed? He had lost all his face.
Xie Yunqing and Xie Yunqi, the two good brothers, looked at Xie Yunshen with gloating eyes.
The whole court couldn't believe it. How could the fourth prince still wet the bed when he was so old? They didn't understand and were shocked.
After seeing the looks of his two brothers, Xie Yunshen glared back. These two were too arrogant. Things will change, and this leaky little sister will sooner or later embarrass them.
Thinking of this, Xie Yunshen calmed down and was no longer angry. Thinking of what Xie Chuyue had just said, he remembered that the toilet in his dream was fake. No wonder he wet the bed every time. He must remember this next time.
Suddenly, Xie Chuyue smelled a foul odor. She was a little bit unconvinced and sniffed hard, "Oh my god, who farted? It's so stinky, it almost made me faint. 】
There was no one standing in front of Xie Chuyue. She looked at the adults standing on her left and right and found that they were also smelling the stench and were frowning and taking deep breaths.
All the civil and military officials wrinkled their noses and sniffed it. Those who were close to Xie Chuyue also smelled it and frowned instantly.
Those who were far away didn't smell it and looked ahead with curiosity.
Xie Chuyue: [** (System) Check to see who farted, it stinks. If this continues, I will really pass out from the stench. ]
After checking around Xie Chuyue, the system said, "It's the general behind you. He just farted three times in a row."
Xie Chuyue: [What??? Was it the Taiwei who farted? He farted three times in a row. Isn't the Taiwei too wicked? He doesn't care about our lives at all!]
Xie Chuyue couldn't help but turned her head and looked at the general and said, "General, can you hold back a little? If you keep going like this, I'm going to faint from your stinking fart."
The Grand Marshal was still hoping for the best, thinking that it was okay for Xie Chuyue to say it in her heart, since no one else would dare to say it out loud anyway.
But he never expected that Xie Chuyue would not play by the rules and told him directly in front of everyone.
At this moment, the Grand Marshal's face turned red as blood, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
The brothers Xie Yunshen and Xie Yunqing, who were standing not far from the Grand Marshal, instantly moved away from him, with sinister expressions on their faces.
Since Xie Chuyue had spoken out, Emperor Mingde could not ignore it and asked in a deep voice, "Master Taiwei, you have been disrespectful in front of the palace. Do you admit your guilt?"
At this moment, the Grand Commandant just wanted to get this matter over with as soon as possible, so he fell to his knees and said, "I hope the emperor will punish me for my crimes."
Seeing that the Grand Marshal was quite sensible, Emperor Mingde's angry tone finally softened a bit, "I will deduct one month's salary from you as a warning!"
"Yes, thank you, Your Majesty." The Grand Marshal quickly expressed his gratitude and then stood back in his original position.
When Xie Chuyue heard that it was a salary deduction, she was so happy, [Hahahaha! ]
System: [Host, what are you laughing at? ]
The system couldn't understand why he was laughing for no apparent reason while accelerating.
Xie Chuyue: [I am laughing at the Grand Marshal. The Grand Marshal’s salary has been deducted by my father. As long as they don’t deduct my money but deduct others’ money, I am still happy to watch it.]
System: [Host, you are gloating over other people's misfortune! ]
Civil and military officials: Good, good, good, you have a good conscience. You yourself are stingy, but you were happy to see their money being deducted. How immoral!
Xie Chuyue: [System, this Grand Commandant has never made this kind of mistake before, what happened today? ]
At the same time as Xie Chuyue asked, the system had already checked, [Host, actually the Grand Commandant ate soybeans last night, so he has been farting since last night. I'm afraid it will take a day or two to get better.]
Xie Chuyue sighed in her heart: [Alas, I just can't figure it out. Why does the Grand Commandant want to eat soybeans? I wonder if eating too much soybeans will make you fart? ]
Civil and Military Officials: Remember, never eat soybeans again. This is too embarrassing!
Xie Yunqing looked at his little sister with admiration in his eyes. This little girl has grown up a lot and even knows that eating soybeans will cause farting.
Xie Yunshen's face fell instantly. He loved eating soybeans the most, but it seemed like he couldn't eat them anymore. He finally found out why he farted every day.
System: [Master Taiwei didn't know, so it's too late. ]
Xie Chuyue: [Okay, you can’t blame the general for that. He didn’t know that eating too much soybeans would cause farting. In fact, it’s not just soybeans that cause farting. As long as it’s soy products, you will fart if you eat too much. For example, bananas are good for digestion and are prone to farting.]
The civil and military officials, as well as the father and son of the Xie family, were enlightened. So that's how it is.
The morning court session is still going on.
Suddenly Xie Chuyue asked the system, [** (System), do you still remember the last time a village in the suburbs of West City was burned down? ]
Civil and military officials: Didn't we already accept it? Why are you bringing it up again? Are you trying to cheat them out of their money again?
Emperor Mingde: How come you are related to this village again?
The prince also looked towards his sister silently.
Only Xie Yunqing and Xie Yunshen were still in a daze.
The system recalled and replied, "I remember, at that time, you went door to door to collect money. I can't forget this. What's wrong?"
Xie Chuyue: [It’s okay, just guess why the village was burned down. Do you know why it was burned down? ]
System: [Host, do you know? ]
Xie Chuyue: [Of course I know. The reason for the burnt down was simply too outrageous. Let me tell you, at that time a group of people in that village said they were going to the back mountain to look for treasure. They said they were looking for treasure, but actually they were out to play. They were playing in the back mountain.
But one of them tripped over a white stone. When they came over to take a look, they thought they had found a treasure. After all, white stones are rare. So they joined their friends in digging hard. Finally, they dug out the white stone.
After digging out the stone, they found a box underneath, so they thought it was someone's secretly hidden treasure, so they dug again. After digging it out and opening the box, they found a pile of bones inside, but next to the bones were gold and silver jewelry.
The group of guys were so scared when they saw the white bones that they lost their souls. Only then did they realize that they had dug up someone's ancestral grave. But it was too late. In order to prevent others from discovering, the man buried everything back and then buried the white stones in the same place.
The traces of digging on that piece of land were particularly obvious. They were afraid of being discovered by the family members of this ancestral tomb, so they found a pile of grass nearby and set it on fire. As long as it burned, the traces of their presence would be burned away, and there would be no problem.
As a result, the fire burned from the back mountain directly to the village. The village was burned down.
The system was shocked. This guy is simply a living ancestor! He has learned to dig up ancestral graves at such a young age.
All the civil and military officials in the court were also shocked. After all, which family was so unlucky that their ancestral graves were dug up?
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