I rely on gossip to save the country

The Minister of Revenue could not bear it any longer and suggested to the emperor, "Your Majesty, you should send the little princess back to Changle Palace. She has been falling all over, and I'm afraid she will be covered with scars and bruises tomorrow."

Emperor Mingde rolled his eyes at the Minister of Revenue, and then said, "Do you think I don't want to send her back? Do you think I like to see her fall? Look at this rotten thing, did she listen to me? She didn't listen to a word I said just now. Except for the point about withholding money, she had some reaction."

When Xie Chuyue heard that the silver was withheld, she pulled the emperor and said, "I heard it. Who said I didn't hear it? You wanted to rob me of my silver, I heard it. Please return my silver, father. Please return my silver."

Emperor Mingde gritted his teeth and said, "I don't owe you any money!"

Xie Chuyue: “Oh!”

Everyone: ………This guy is so fucking drunk!

Someone who was not concerned about the money noticed the water tank not far away and suddenly became very interested. He went straight to the water tank and said as he walked, "The loyalty of this son to the emperor is known to all. I will show you how to fish for the moon in the water."

Before the emperor and everyone else could react, Xie Chuyue had already staggered to the water tank and jumped in without saying a word.

After a while, he poked his head out and stretched out his hand, "Father, look, I caught the moon."

Everyone looked at the sun silently, which had not yet set, and were speechless!

The sun hasn't even set, so where does the moon come from?

The moon hasn't come out yet, so how can there be a moon in the water tank? You're still trying to fish for the moon in the water.

It's outrageous, so fucking outrageous, it's really outrageous, it's outrageous to the extreme!

The hearts of Emperor Mingde and the Minister of Revenue were beating wildly. This damn thing would dare to do anything when drunk. What if he jumped into the water tank and drowned? What would they do?

This is simply playing with your life!

It really proves the saying that a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger!

Emperor Mingde felt that it was really embarrassing, so he asked all the officials to return to their respective residences first. They would discuss state affairs tomorrow. He needed to settle Xie Chuyue first.

The ministers originally wanted to watch the show, but they could tell from the unfriendly look of their own emperor. They would have plenty of time to watch gossip and the show in the future, but they only had one life, so saving it was the most important thing. So they all left the palace in shame and returned to their own homes.

After returning home, he told his family what he had seen tonight. As a result, bursts of laughter broke out in the ministers' homes.

The embarrassing things happening in their families are always seen by the little princess and used as gossip. Now they also have something on the little princess, and they bring it up whenever they have time.

Emperor Mingde picked up his troubled daughter and went to Changle Palace. Xie Chuyue cursed all the way, and then sang after cursing. She was so crazy that she couldn't be too crazy.

"Why am I so beautiful? What should I do if I am so beautiful?"

"Five words floating in the sky are nothing. It only takes a while, and then it's fine."

Emperor Mingde: …………

After Emperor Mingde brought Xie Chuyue back to Changle Palace, he thoughtfully sent her back to her bedroom. Afterwards, Emperor Mingde asked the palace maids to prepare a sobering soup for Xie Chuyue.

Emperor Mingde fed Xie Chuyue personally. Xie Chuyue was in a daze and spit out every mouthful she drank.

His Majesty the Emperor discovered that he had never been in such a good temper.

After Emperor Mingde left, Xie Chuyue fell into a deep sleep.

Of course, Xie Chuyue missed the morning court the next day, and she slept until noon the next day.

When Xie Chuyue woke up the next day, she was still in a daze.

The system looked at her confused expression and sighed helplessly, [Host, do you still remember what you did yesterday? ]

Xie Chuyue: [Let’s go drink some wine, and then make Second Brother fall down drunk. ]

The system held its forehead with its hand: [Host, you almost lost your life last night. ]

The system still felt a lingering fear after it finished speaking.

Xie Chuyue was still confused. It was obvious that she had drunk too much and had no memory of what she had done. [What does the system mean by that? What does it mean to have your life ruined?]

The system let out a long sigh, and then recalled to her: [Host, if you can't drink, let's not drink. You said you drank so much last night, and I said you were drunk, but you insisted that you were not drunk, and wanted to show everyone a snake-like movement, crawling from the private room to the corridor like a caterpillar, but ended up being surrounded by a fence. You said that the fence dared not stop you, and you jumped directly from the third floor of Wangchuan Pavilion along the fence. Fortunately, you hit the Fourth Prince who just entered the door, otherwise you would have been smashed into a pulp. Just tell me, is your life floating in the air? ]

【Not only did you hit the Fourth Prince, you also stood up and pulled him to shake, and while shaking, your hair was disheveled and messy. I had no choice at that time. Xie Yunshen kindly sent you back to the palace, but you vomited, jumped, and cursed in his carriage. If Xie Yunshen hadn't been considering his own sister, he would have thrown you out long ago. After arriving at the palace, you acted like a tiger, frog jumps, penguin steps, and everything else.

Host, you became even more awesome after that. Your operation was god-level. You hugged Zhuzi, who was not far from the palace gate, and insisted on calling him "little brother". You kissed, hugged and embraced him, and you couldn't separate them no matter how hard you tried. You even scolded Xie Yunshen for being a bad guy and for breaking up you and Zhuzi. Later, the Emperor came, and I reminded you.

You didn't take it seriously at all, and your logic was very clear at the time. You immediately expressed your loyalty to the emperor on the spot, and said you would perform a trick of catching the moon in the water for the emperor. You jumped directly into the water tank not far away, and almost drowned in the water. And you were drunk, staggering and either bumping into the pillars or falling to the ground. You didn't disfigure yourself, thank God. Host, if you really can't do it, you can quit drinking, right? 】

Xie Chuyue almost fainted after hearing this. How could she do such a thing? How could she do such a thing?

Is she that kind of person? She is not, so who was the drunk person last night?

System: [Host, let's just leave it at that for now, and we'll talk about the rest later. If you can't drink, then don't drink. And it won't be long before the Emperor comes to see you, so you'll have to pray for your own good fortune. You scolded your own father last night, and you even scolded him for asking for money.]

Xie Chuyue hid herself in the quilt and refused to come out. She didn't want to admit that she did all this.

Xie Chuyue: [System: I didn't drink much last night, how could I be so drunk? Did someone poison me? Could someone have given me drugs? Otherwise, how could I be drunk? ]

system:【………………】

Xie Chuyue made a panicked decision to just continue pretending to be unconscious.