I rely on gossip to save the country
Chapter 72 Someone Goes Crazy with Drink
Xie Chuyue accompanied Concubine Rong in the harem, listening to them discussing some things that needed to be prepared and some precautions for the emperor's birthday.
It sounded like she was really drowsy, so she finally found an excuse to leave.
Xie Chuyue left the palace in a high-profile manner, bringing with her the guards given to her by her father, and also using her own luxurious carriage.
The emperor's eyes twitched when he received the news. This girl had been locked up in the palace for most of the day and she might have been unable to be kept there any longer. It would be strange if she didn't go out.
Inside the carriage…………
Xie Chuyue asked the system: [System, what did the original owner give my father on his birthday every year? What should I give this year? ]
System: [Host, the original owner sent some strange little gadgets, all from outside, you don't need to care about them. What your father needs now is good health, so you send medicine, which is more sincere. As long as your father is in good health, your Nanyue Kingdom can flourish.]
When Xie Chuyue heard the system asking her to deliver the medicine, she suddenly realized that she now had a medical mall.
Xie Chuyue: [System, is Father sick now? Or is he uncomfortable somewhere? I need to know where he hurts before sending him the right medicine. I can't just send a bunch of random things, right?]
System: [Host, you need to go find your father's exclusive imperial physician and ask him where the emperor is feeling uncomfortable or where he is sick, and then you can prescribe the right medicine.]
Xie Chuyue nodded in agreement and decided to go and ask after returning to the palace.
Xie Chuyue thought about competing with her second brother in drinking capacity, and she felt distressed again, "System, if I drink the sobering medicine and then drink, can I make my second brother fall down drunk?"
System: [Host, I am not trying to discourage you, the main reason is that the probability is 10%. Your eldest brother claims that he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, and your second brother is on par with him, so a rookie like you cannot compare with them.]
Xie Chuyue was successfully hit, and her whole body was lying in the carriage in a twisted state.
She looked through the original owner's memories and found that the way the original owner got along with her second brother was also very strange. The original owner clearly couldn't do anything to her second brother, but she provoked him everywhere.
And the second prince also went crazy with her.
In the original owner's memory, her second brother was just provoking her, and from an outsider's perspective, Xie Chuyue thought that the second brother was just playing with his sister, and he would accompany his sister no matter what she wanted to do.
No one could stop Xie Chuyue from making her decision. In order to welcome her second brother who was just discharged from the hospital, she went directly to her own Wangyou Pavilion.
The original owner's damn desire to win was also passed on to her. No matter what, she had to get her second brother drunk.
Along the way, the people were already used to it. Looking at the carriage and the scene, they knew that it was the little princess of their Nanyue Kingdom who was traveling.
After Xie Chuyue arrived at Wangyou Pavilion, she ordered the strongest wine. The system quickly persuaded her, "Host, you can't drink this. If you drink one glass, you will pass out. Then how do you practice your drinking capacity? You have to start from the lowest level and drink up slowly."
Xie Chuyue thought it made sense, so she nodded in agreement and started with the simplest fruit wine. Xie Chuyue drank quite a lot of fruit wine, but since she had drunk it both inside and outside the palace, she didn't have much impression of it.
Afterwards, the shopkeeper brought some more wine, which was new, at most one or two months old and not very intoxicating, and gave it to Xie Chuyue to taste. Xie Chuyue drank a glass and felt that it was nothing special, so she drank as she poured it, and her face turned red as she drank.
System: [Host, you are drunk and cannot drink anymore. . ]
Xie Chuyue: [I’m not drunk. How am I drunk? Do you think I look drunk? ]
System, if it weren't for her incredibly red cheeks, he would have really thought that this girl was not drunk.
It detected that the host was indeed drunk, but it did not show that on its host's face at all. It was like a normal person, and even its logic was clear.
So the system also wanted to try whether its host would be the same when drunk as when not drunk and would not go crazy, so it did not stop Xie Chuyue and let her continue drinking.
As a result, halfway through drinking, Xie Chuyue started singing, "Let's watch the moon rise together! ..."
Xie Chuyue: [System, I will take you to see the moon, walk, walk, walk.]
The system looked at the bright sky outside and felt that something was wrong. This guy was obviously drunk.
System: [Host, you are drunk. Let’s go back to the palace and watch the moon later.]
But he couldn't let his host get drunk outside. If he got drunk outside, his host would be embarrassed and exposed to the whole capital.
Xie Chuyue stood up, her eyes firm, [I'm not drunk, who said I was drunk? ]
The system could only worry, while Xie Chuyue continued to drink.
"Someone, come and get this princess some wine. The best wine you have."
The waiter came in and took a look. He saw that Xie Chuyue's face was just a little red and she spoke quite clearly. He thought she was not drunk, so he brought her a jar of good wine.
Xie Chuyue poured the wine and drank it at the same time, and the system shouted at the top of its lungs, but it was of no use.
System: Go to hell! Do whatever you want, he has tried to persuade me, but it is useless!
Fortunately, he is not a human, otherwise he would be so thirsty at this moment.
The system quietly watched someone drinking.
Half an hour later, Xie Chuyue, who was completely drunk, lay on the ground, crawling forward like a caterpillar.
"System, I'll show you a snake-like movement!"
"I climb, I climb, I climb, climb, climb!"
System: Damn, this is so embarrassing. If I had known, I would have let her drink in the palace.
Damn, he only knew that his host couldn’t drink much, but he didn’t expect it to be this bad!
Who will save him? Forget it, who will save his host?
Xie Chuyue crawled to the outside of the private room, grabbed the railing and shook it, "Ah, who do you think you are? How dare you stop this princess?"
Xie Chuyue cursed and rolled down from the upstairs!
System: [Ahhhhhhhhhhh, shit, it’s over, it’s over! ]
Xie Yunshen has been getting annoyed these past few days. His little treasury was stolen, and some shops appeared out of nowhere to steal his business, which made him extremely angry.
I heard that the Wangyou Pavilion was very popular, so I came to take a look. As soon as I entered the door, I was knocked to the ground by a heavy object falling on my head.
When Xie Yunshen reacted, the person on top of him had already been lifted up by the guards behind him. Xie Yunshen was about to curse, but when he looked up, he was shocked. Damn, isn't this his own little imperial sister?
The system's hanging heart finally died at this moment!
Fortunately, I met Xie Yunshen, otherwise my host would become famous all over the country tomorrow.
When Xie Chuyue saw Xie Yunshen, she rushed over and said, "Xie Yunshen, come here, let me show you how to shake one."
So he pulled Xie Chuyue and shook her head non-stop. Fortunately, she didn't like those hair accessories, so she simply tied her hair into a ponytail, and then after shaking it like this, her hair became disheveled.
Xie Yunshen:…………!!!
Xie Yunshen realized it later and said: What the hell?
This is his little sister???
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