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Chapter 65: The Grand Commandant's Journey to the Toilet, Part 4: His Highness's Golden Ho
The servants outside the Taiwei Mansion saw their Taiwei Lord hurriedly carrying his court robes and running into the mansion. They were puzzled. What happened to their Taiwei Lord? Was he chased by a dog?
When the butler passed by and saw the general running at full speed, he quickly stopped him and asked worriedly, "Master, what's wrong with you? Why are you so anxious? If you have anything to say, just tell me and I'll do it right away."
"Get out of here!" the Grand Marshal roared.
Seeing that his master was angry, the butler thought the matter was serious and continued, "Master, don't worry. Anything can be solved."
"Bullshit, what's the hurry? I'm in a hurry, very anxious, I'm looking for the toilet, get out of here." The general cursed, his face flushed red, and pushed his butler away and rushed to the toilet.
The housekeeper reacted belatedly and realized that his master had been suffering from diarrhea since last night and might be suffering from diarrhea again, so he quickly ordered people to go to the toilet.
Judging from the old man's appearance, he might have already pooped in his pants. He had to go and see if he needed their help.
The general rushed to the toilet, unbuttoned his pants, and defecated again.
After I finished, I felt refreshed and breathed a long sigh of relief.
Because he went straight to the toilet, he didn't take any toilet paper. He was so angry that he started to curse, "Fuck your grandma's leg!"
The housekeeper who heard the scolding outside hurriedly approached the toilet door and shouted inside, "Master, do you need help from the palace guards? If you need anything, just let me know."
Hearing someone outside the door, the commander was delighted again, and then shouted outside, "Bring toilet paper."
"Ah?" The butler hasn't reacted yet.
This question made the general furious again, and he shouted at the door, "Get toilet paper!"
This time the butler finally heard clearly and quickly replied, "Hey, hey, hey, okay, okay, the master is waiting for me and I will go right away."
The butler here didn't let the commander wait too long. He quickly brought toilet paper and handed it over through the crack in the door.
The Grand Marshal did wipe his butt, but does he have to go back with his lower body naked?
Then, he suddenly thought of something, and called the housekeeper in, then said awkwardly, "Take off your pants."
The housekeeper was horrified and quickly covered his waistband, "Master, you must not do this. If the Madam finds out, she will kill me."
Lord Grand Marshal:………….
The general was angry and anxious, but in order not to go back naked, he could only explain,
"I told you to take off your pants and let me put them back on, but you walked back in your underwear. What were you thinking? Hurry up, hurry up."
Hearing his master say this, the butler was half-believing and half-doubting. He stared at his master while slowly taking off his pants. Finally, the commander could not wait any longer and pulled them off himself.
The housekeeper looked at his master in horror, put on his pants, and then left the toilet. Only then did he react and ran out with his underwear in his hand.
After returning to his room, the Grand Marshal washed up and changed his clothes. When he came out again, his face was very dark, and he asked someone to call the culprit who caused his diarrhea.
The wife of the Grand Marshal was originally pleading for her grandson, but after hearing her master's explanation, she became extremely angry.
When the boy returned to the main hall, he was beaten up by his parents.
Originally, the Grand Marshal was very fond of his grandson, but now he gritted his teeth and let his son and daughter-in-law beat him.
The Grand Marshal suddenly felt that his childhood without being beaten was incomplete, so he had to beat him when necessary.
Meanwhile, Xie Chuyue arrived outside the Fourth Prince's Mansion and looked at the four big characters "Fourth Prince's Mansion" on the plaque. She smiled brightly.
The servant at the door looked at the little princess standing at their door and laughing strangely with a confused look on his face. He felt that the little princess' laughter made their scalps tingle.
After Xie Chuyue entered the door, she walked in with a swagger. When the old housekeeper in the Fourth Prince's Mansion heard that the little princess had arrived, he hurried out to greet her.
"This old servant pays respect to Princess Chunyang."
"Stand up, Uncle Lin, is Fourth Brother at home?"
The housekeeper stood up and followed Xie Chuyue and answered, "The Fourth Prince is not at home. How did Princess Chunyang have time to come to the Fourth Prince's mansion today? Are you here to see the Fourth Prince?"
Xie Chuyue smiled when she heard that Xie Yunshen was not at home. Whether he was at home or not, she had to act according to the plan, but she couldn't show her hand, so she said to the housekeeper, "Uncle Lin, did Fourth Brother say when he would be back?"
The butler thought for a moment before answering respectfully, "I don't know. I should be back later. Princess, the Fourth Prince is not here. Why don't you go back first? When the Fourth Prince comes back, I will ask him to look for you."
"No, no, I'll just wait for him at fourth brother's house. Uncle Lin, you don't have to worry about me, I'll just walk around the house." Xie Chuyue waved her hand and said to the housekeeper.
She deliberately sent the housekeeper away so that she could explore more conveniently.
The housekeeper had no guard against Xie Chuyue. He responded and left. After all, she was the Fourth Prince's sister, and the Fourth Prince doted on her very much. Now the Fourth Prince's Mansion was like the little princess' own home. There was no need for them to stop her, so they let Xie Chuyue go.
And Xie Chuyue went straight to Xie Yunshen's yard.
She searched Xie Yunshen's yard, room by room, until she had checked all the rooms, but she didn't find anything belonging to the woman.
This is strange. Could it be that all of her royal brother’s strange costumes are in Piaoxiangyuan and not in his mansion?
Xie Chuyue was completely puzzled.
Xie Chuyue, who couldn't find anything, crossed her arms over her chest and observed every place. She really didn't believe that there was nothing there.
As she backed away and observed, Xie Chuyue fell into the closet, which had the door open when she was checking.
The closet was pitch black, and Xie Chuyue was so scared that she fumbled around everywhere. Finally, she touched something and fell out of the closet.
Xie Chuyue went down and looked at the place in front of her with her eyes wide open.
"Fuck, a golden house made of gold, this fourth brother is too rich, he deserves to be the richest man in the four countries."
Xie Chuyue: [Is this system reasonable? I am poor as hell, but he lives in a luxurious house here.]
System: [Host, should we take some points back with us? ]
A certain system was also envious of the golden house at this moment. If it had a physical body, it would have drooled a long time ago.
After Xie Chuyue got up, she touched here and rubbed there, her heart and eyes filled with gold.
This is a golden house, a real golden house!
Xie Chuyue was afraid that she was dreaming, so she hugged a golden pillar in the room and bit it hard.
"I gnaw, I gnaw, I gnaw, I gnaw again, I gnaw again, okay, I can't gnaw it!"
Everyone was so excited when they saw this. Xie Chuyue suddenly saw golden cakes on the table. Her eyes widened. Her brother was eating gold? ? ? ?
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