I rely on gossip to save the country

The next day, Xie Chuyue felt groggy during the morning court session. She had eavesdropped on her father last night and was caught by Eunuch Fu. The failed eavesdropper went back in shame. She did not sleep well the whole night because of her curiosity.

At this moment, I was drowsy during the court session.

System: [Host, wake up quickly, wake up quickly, it’s time to go to court, it’s time to go to court! ]

Xie Chuyue was confused: [Hasn't it started yet? Let's talk about it after it starts. There's no rush. ]

Emperor Mingde: I'm already sitting on the throne, and it hasn't started yet? Not in a hurry yet? Then how can you be considered in a hurry?

Everyone: Everyone is waiting for you, and you say there is no hurry and that it hasn’t started yet. Then when does it start?

Seeing that Xie Chuyue had no intention of waking up, the system directly released its ultimate move.

System: [Host, sleeping during court hours will result in a fine. How much silver do you have to pay? ]

Xie Chuyue stood up straight in an instant, her eyes wide open.

[Sleeping during court is fined? That won’t do. Anything is fine, except silver. If the silver is gone, I’ll have to search everywhere for it.]

When everyone saw Xie Chuyue's spirit, they thought she was going to attend court seriously. However, when they heard what she said next, they were all speechless.

Silver, silver, her heart and eyes were filled with silver. She might as well fall into the silver cave.

Emperor Mingde curled his lips slightly. It turned out that this little girl's weakness was money!

Thinking of this, the emperor laughed so sinisterly and cunningly.

The morning court began, and after everyone paid their respects, they began to discuss state affairs.

The system has gone to great lengths to prevent its host from falling asleep. [Host, the morning court is here, and it's time for us to gossip.]

Xie Chuyue yawned and tried to force the computer to start up, but it failed. She was still very sleepy and her mind was blank.

Xie Chuyue: [Er Gouzi, it's your turn to tell me gossip today. My mind is blank and I can't think of anything. I'm so sleepy and want to sleep!]

Civil and military officials: Er Gouzi is a dog? ? This dog tells gossip to their princess?

How fucking outrageous!

Let's not talk about gossip first. Just based on the dog, can it speak human language? Gossip, this little princess must have a serious problem.

Everyone looked at each other, and then unanimously determined that someone was sick.

System: [Okay, wait a minute, I'll check if these officials have any recent issues.]

A sick person was waiting for the system to tell her gossip, but she almost fell asleep while waiting. She staggered for a moment, then stood up straight after she came to her senses.

Xie Chuyue: [Er Gouzi, are you okay? If you’re not, I’ll fall asleep. The quarrels among these officials are like a lullaby, making me drowsy.]

System: [Alright, alright, host, please cover your stomach, or you'll laugh until your stomach hurts.]

Xie Chuyue: [This princess has a high sense of humour, just go ahead and say it! ]

System: [Your Lord Taiwei fell into the toilet this morning and was covered in shit! ]

Xie Chuyue was silent for a moment, and the system was about to doubt whether it was really not funny anymore.

After Xie Chuyue heard the meaning of the system's words, she burst into laughter, [Hahahahahahaha, no wonder the Grand Marshal was late, it turns out he fell into the toilet, his body is covered in shit, whoever he touches will faint! ]

The few people standing next to the general had already smelled a stench, but they had not thought of going there yet. As a result, they were exposed by Xie Chuyue, and they all retreated and moved away.

The general was so ashamed that he covered his face with the board. It was not his fault. He had diarrhea all night.

Before going to court, he went to the toilet and changed his clothes, but suddenly he couldn't hold it and wanted to poop again. However, he was going to be late for court, so he had to go in his court clothes. As a result, when he stood up, his legs went numb and he fell down.

Fortunately, there were spare court robes at home, so I quickly changed into them and hurried over.

All the civil and military officials in the court wanted to burst out laughing, but they could only laugh in their hearts and did not dare to laugh out loud. They had a hard time holding back their laughter. Some of them even had their mouths twitching.

Some of them had their shoulders shaking, and some even pulled their sleeves to their mouths as if wiping sweat, then grinned secretly.

Some even bit their sleeves to stop themselves from laughing out loud.

Emperor Mingde couldn't help himself either. He clenched his fists and bit his lips to prevent himself from laughing.

Xie Chuyue: [We must stay away from the Grand Marshal today, otherwise whoever touches him will be knocked unconscious by the stench. OK, I got it. I will be the first to run away after the court session. But by the way, why did he fall into the toilet? ]

When the system heard the question, it just laughed so hard that it couldn't speak. [Hahahahahahahaha! ]

Xie Chuyue: …………

After the system finished laughing, it slowly spoke, "Last night, the general had a stomachache, so he asked his grandson to get him medicine. As a result, the laxative and stomach medicine were put together. His grandson mistook the laxative for stomach medicine and gave it to the general."

Xie Chuyue didn't understand why the system was laughing at first, but after hearing this, she also burst into laughter, and laughed directly in the court.

"Pfft hahahahahaha!"

Everyone looked at Xie Chuyue in unison.

Although Emperor Mingde was also curious about what his troublesome creature was laughing at, he still had to maintain order in the court. He cleared his throat and shouted, "Chunyang, what are you doing? You are being disrespectful in front of the palace. I will deduct your silver as a punishment."

When Xie Chuyue heard the emperor's call, she realized what she had just done and quickly covered her mouth.

Then he thought about the money he was going to be deducted from his possession, and he felt so painful that his eyes rolled around. He quickly said, "Father, I have used all my money to help the disaster victims in West City. Now you have hung me upside down, and not a single penny has fallen from my body. What are you deducting from me?"

Emperor Mingde: “………….”

Everyone: ………They really want to hang Xie Chuyue upside down and see if any silver will fall out.

His Majesty the Emperor rubbed his brows in annoyance and waved his hand, "Step aside, this will not happen again."

"Yes, I will never do it again." After hearing that there would be no deduction of money, Xie Chuyue agreed readily. After agreeing, he complained to the system in his heart,

[It's impossible not to laugh in the morning. I can only promise not to laugh out loud! ]

Emperor Mingde: ………Then what I said is bullshit!

Civil and military officials: This little troublemaker is rebellious and always wants to make trouble for them!

Finally, Xie Chuyue returned to the topic, but she still wanted to laugh. She laughed in her heart and said, "Hahaha, this little grandson of the Taiwei family is really a living father! Maybe the Taiwei is still holding back his shit now."

There were only two bottles of medicine, couldn't he have taken both? He had to give the laxative to his grandfather, and now the Grand Commandant has diarrhea and is exhausted. 】

The general's face, which was originally somewhat ashamed and angry, froze in an instant. What? It was his grandson who took the wrong medicine and mistook the laxative for stomach medicine, so he...

Thinking of this, the general's face turned black and white, and then white and blue with anger. You little brat really deserves to be punished.

After knowing the reason, all the civil and military officials tried hard to hold back their laughter. Their skills in holding back their laughter really improved rapidly, and all this was thanks to the little princess.

Poor general, he had been running to the toilet all night, no wonder he fainted and fell into the toilet. It’s also not the little princess’s fault that she couldn’t help laughing out loud, if it were them, they wouldn’t have been able to help themselves either.

They also wanted to laugh. This grandson is not a little grandson at all, he is simply a little ancestor!