I rely on gossip to save the country
Chapter 55: The shocking events and dark history of the Taifu Temple Minister have all been exposed
Xie Chuyue: [Is his father the second son? This guy is crazy and did this. When his father was reincarnated, he looked at this rebellious son with a horrified look, and he was really scared to death. ]
Taifu Temple Minister's face turned red, even his neck was red. He wished he was deaf and blind, so that he could not hear what Xie Chuyue said, nor see the expressions of the people.
众人齐齐看向太府寺卿,太府寺卿整个人站立不安了,他不是故意的,他知道祖母最疼他父亲,所以不想看着他父亲那么伤心,他学着祖母的语气安慰一下父亲吧,谁知道这父亲不领情,非得揍他。
Civil and military officials: They have seen wicked people, but they have never seen someone so wicked. If this was their rebellious son, they would definitely beat him up severely.
Emperor Mingde: How come his officials are more immoral than each other? He just kept such a bunch of immoral people to protect the court???
System: [Host, then, did he receive a loving education? ]
谢初玥:【爱的教育是必须的,揍的他差点就跟着他祖母一起去了。要不是当时他爹腿软,估计恨不得跑到外面就跟柳条抽他,抽到废了。】
System: [Hahahaha, after becoming the Minister of the Imperial Household, you should be secretly happy. ]
Everyone: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good, good, good, the most filial son in the world!
Emperor Mingde also covered his lips and looked to the side, trying to hold back the tears that were about to come out of laughter.
The Minister of the Ministry of Finance was so ashamed and angry that he wished he could find a hole to crawl into.
What are you laughing at? Who hasn't had this experience? Next time it's your turn, I will also laugh out loud.
Xie Chuyue didn't care or know what Taifu Temple Minister was thinking, so she began to collect all the shocking deeds that Taifu Temple Minister had done.
She also felt that this Taifu Temple Minister was an extraordinary talent!
Xie Chuyue was getting more and more excited as she spoke. She could even imagine the scene at that time. [There is a sequel to this. Later, his father took him to visit the grave. He stood behind the tombstone and looked at his father and others kneeling in front of him, shouting, "My dears, please stand up."]
System: [Hahaha, if you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die! ]
Xie Yunqi: This Minister of the Ministry of Finance seems to be tired of living, and is jumping directly on his father's bottom line.
Emperor Mingde: He was not beaten enough. A filial son is born under the stick. He is not going to visit the grave, he is going to die.
Civil and military officials: Is this kid going to make a fool of himself? Without mentioning anything else, just based on that sentence "My beloved ministers have lived their lives", he has become the emperor. If the emperor were present, he might have played a game of elimination with him.
Xie Chuyue continued: [Yes, and then he was chased all over the mountain by his father and beaten. To be honest, his rebellious nature was not straightened out by him. It was his father's only paternal love that was at work.]
Civil and Military Officials: The father of the Minister of the Ministry of Finance is truly a kind-hearted man. He was able to show mercy under such circumstances.
Xie Chuyue became more and more excited as she spoke, and her sleepiness disappeared: [Also, and also, everyone in his family was in mourning, but he was the only one who had white paper wrapped on his head and went along, and as a result, he was beaten by his parents, and his butt was almost bruised.]
Taifu Temple Minister: It’s over, it’s over, all his dark history has been exposed, and he has lost all his face.
Civil and Military Officials: Hahahahahahahahahaha, is this kid here to make people laugh?
Everyone in the court tried hard to hold back their laughter, their lips were almost bitten through, but they still couldn't suppress their laughter. Although no one laughed out loud, everyone's mouth corners were raised in a perfect arc.
The corners of Emperor Mingde's mouth twitched wildly. He felt that this Minister of the Ministry of Finance was the greatest tribulation his father had ever experienced in his life?
System: [Hahahahaha, this kid is an expert at courting death. He was lucky not to be beaten to death by his father.]
Xie Chuyue: [From this point of view, I have to say that this kid really loves his grandmother. However, wrapping white paper on his head is a bit too much. Hahahaha! ]
After Xie Chuyue finished speaking, she still couldn't help laughing wildly in her heart.
Civil and military officials: Come on, with your kind of filial piety, you'd better do less. If you do less, everyone in your family will live longer.
Emperor Mingde thought it would be hilarious if someone with white paper wrapped around his head mixed in with a group of people in mourning. It was a rare person who could think of such a mean idea.
Just when everyone thought that it was over, Xie Chuyue spoke again with great enthusiasm, "Also, you don't know, the most annoying thing is that his five-year-old son stole the wreaths in the mourning hall, cut the paper flowers, and spread them around his bed. I lay flat on the bed for the whole day."
Taifusiqing: It’s over, it’s over. Now everyone knows that their youngest son is not very smart.
It's bad enough that he embarrassed himself, but even his own son embarrassed himself. Doesn't he think it's not enough that he embarrassed himself?
Everyone: Hahahaha! What kind of immortal father and son are these?
System: [Good fellow, this little brat is a tough guy, he did it to himself.]
Two living fathers, what sins must this Taifu Temple Minister’s father have committed in his previous life that he has to meet these two ancestors in this life.
Emperor Mingde: Why do the father and son of Taifu Temple Minister seem to be not very smart? Is his son planning to send me away?
But it's really funny that they can do such a thing.
You said you could use the wreath for anything else, but you had to figure out how to send yourself off.
Xie Chuyue: [The result is predictable. The child was awakened from his sweet dream by the Minister of the Imperial Household. I will continue with this and tell you something even more outrageous.]
System: [Okay! Okay!!]
The emperor, all the civil and military officials, and Xie Yunqi also pricked up their ears and listened. Only the Minister of the Ministry of Finance wished he could find a rat hole to crawl into.
At this moment, a world was created where only Taifu Temple Qing was injured.
Xie Chuyue didn't care what they were thinking, and continued to chat happily with the system, [After the son of the Grand Master of the Imperial Household was assassinated once, he became obsessed with assassins. In order to become an assassin, he used wood, small daggers and other things to poke holes in all the courtyards of the mansion, and almost poked holes in the eaves. In the end, he was chased by the Grand Master of the Imperial Household and beaten all over the courtyard, and he screamed! ]
System: [Hahaha, this little guy is amazing! ]
Xie Chuyue: [If this kid can't become a killer, it would be a shame for the three miles he howled. ]
Taifu Temple: The world isolates me and lets him ridicule me!!!
Why do you want to gossip about me? Of all the people in the court, why did you have to pick me to gossip about?
It was as if he was the only one who had done such stupid things.
The civil and military officials were now trying so hard to hold back their laughter that tears came out, but even so they still had to continue pretending to be discussing state affairs very seriously and intensely.
It's so difficult for them, it's really so difficult!
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