I rely on gossip to save the country
Chapter 48: Tsk tsk tsk, I have never seen an emperor who is so suicidal
The system comforted its host: [Host, don't be angry. They are vulgar and don't know how to appreciate your talent! Ignore them. ]
Xie Chuyue: [Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore. There's no point in getting angry at a bunch of vulgar people. People who understand me will naturally appreciate my talent.]
The civil and military officials who were described as vulgar by Xie Chuyue: …………Ah, right, right, you are the only one who is noble! You are the only one who is not vulgar!
Emperor Mingde tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart. This lousy thing is full of talent? Full of evil is more like it!
Prince Xie Yunqi: My sister knows how to play on everyone's bottom line!
System: [Host, you have been wandering outside for so many days. Have you heard any gossip? This system is too boring. Please tell me some gossip to relieve your bad mood.]
After hearing this, Xie Chuyue began to think seriously. Suddenly, she said, "** (System) There must be gossip. I am the supervisor of all officials. I have all the gossip about the civil and military officials, as well as the entire royal family. I'll just tell you something funny that I accidentally knew."
System: [I'm all ears! But whose is it? ]
At this moment, all the civil and military officials were both excited and afraid. They were afraid because they would be talked about, and they were excited because they could hear about other people's embarrassing stories.
The emperor also perked up with interest.
Xie Chuyue: [It belongs to my father. I just found out about it recently.]
Civil and Military Officials: !!! The Emperor’s??? They can still hear gossip about the Emperor during their lifetime, they will die without regrets.
Emperor Mingde: …………, this troublesome thing of his is actually directed at him?
Who will save him? What should he do if his cotton-padded jacket is leaking?
Xie Yunqi: Father's!? What about Father? Is there any gossip about Father? How come he doesn't know?
All the officials, royal family members, the prince, etc. pricked up their ears to listen to the emperor's gossip, and from time to time they secretly glanced at Xie Chuyue who was not far from them.
Their emperor was sweating profusely at the moment. Could he just gossip about him? He was the emperor. Didn't he have any dignity?
Aren’t there enough civil and military officials for your own annoying girl to pick one to gossip about?
Xie Chuyue didn't notice the reactions of the crowd at all. She was still angry at the moment. She didn't want to pay attention to these ministers who were not as talented as her and were self-righteous, as well as her father who didn't need her but insisted on forcing her to attend court.
She happily chatted with the system about Emperor Mingde's gossip.
[That’s right. When my father was still the crown prince, he was so bored that he practiced martial arts in my grandfather’s bedroom. He accidentally chopped the Buddha statue that my grandfather had worshipped for many years. Then the statue fell down and broke into pieces.
My father was afraid that my grandfather would beat him after finding out, so he just picked up a piece of wood, carved my grandfather's name on it with a sword, and placed it back in place. He also considerately covered the wood with the red cloth that covered the Buddha statue. My grandfather worshipped there for more than a year without noticing.
But one of the emperor's grandfathers thought that he might not be sincere enough, so he decided to wipe the dust off the Buddha statue himself. When he lifted the red cloth, he found that there was a tablet with his name underneath the red cloth. He was dumbfounded on the spot. It turned out that he had been worshipping himself for more than a year. 】
System: [Hahahahaha, the late emperor is worshipping himself in advance, so that no one will worship him after his death. ]
Xie Chuyue: [Hahahahahahaha(?w?)!!! Worshiping my own tombstone in advance, hahahahahaha! ]
Emperor Mingde was instantly ashamed and angry when Xie Chuyue's bold laughter reached his ears. He was young and frivolous and didn't know anything. How could this bastard even dig up something from such an old time!!!
Civil and military officials: At this moment they were also laughing wildly in their hearts, but they did not dare to show it on their faces. It was very difficult to hold back their laughter, and their shoulders twitched as if they were electrocuted.
Although the prince didn't laugh out loud, his mouth was almost stretched to his ears. It turned out that his father was so naughty in the past!!!
Hahahaha! Poor grandpa, after worshipping Buddha for more than a year, it was still himself.
I'm afraid my grandfather was so angry that he died.
Some of the older ministers were all shocked. The emperor was indeed a martial arts fanatic when he was young, but no one expected him to be so fanatic that he would go to the previous emperor's bedroom to practice martial arts. It was a miracle he could think of that.
Everyone was thinking this and secretly glanced at Xie Chuyue, wanting to know what happened next?
System: [Host, what happened next? What happened next? What happened next? ]
Xie Chuyue lived up to everyone's expectations and continued, "What else could it be? He must have been beaten by the late emperor. He was beaten so hard that he had to lie in bed for half a month. To put it more seriously, he almost saw his mother."
System: [Xiu Er!!!]
All the civil and military officials looked at Emperor Mingde with pity. If you don't seek death, you won't die. I never expected that you would be such an emperor.
Emperor Mingde felt uncomfortable when he was looked at with pity by everyone. Something was wrong with him. Who hasn't made stupid mistakes as a child?
Moreover, he was just practicing it simply so that he could show it to his father when he came back. But who knew that he would end up making things worse. It was also because the Buddha statue was not reliable.
The prince also thought about it, if it was him who did this, would his father beat him to death? ? ?
As I thought about it, I started to tremble all over. I decided to say goodbye. It’s good to be alive.
Xie Chuyue continued to speak with great interest: [You don’t know, my father was so aggrieved at the time, and he was angry with my grandfather for a long time, saying that he was a son that money couldn’t buy, and that he was not as important as the Buddha statue that money could buy.]
System: [The Emperor is still feeling wronged? ? ? ]
Xie Chuyue: [Yes, it is conceivable that he was scolded by the emperor's grandfather after he said that. The scolding was terrible.]
The civil and military officials sighed, it turned out that the majestic emperor had also done these things, no different from them! But it was a pity that the emperor was not beaten.
Moreover, their emperor actually compared himself with the Buddha statue. I don’t know what was wrong with the emperor at that time.
People tried to hold back their smiles in their hearts and steal a glance at Emperor Mingde from time to time.
As they were laughing, they couldn't laugh anymore because Emperor Mingde was staring at them sinisterly.
When Emperor Mingde looked at the prince, the prince thought to himself: Don't look at me, it wasn't me who revealed it, it was your precious daughter who said it, if you are angry, go find her and vent it.
Everyone was tactful enough to see that the emperor had a gloomy face, so they held back their laughter and tried to regain their composure.
It’s over. They actually laughed at His Majesty the Emperor in public. Will His Majesty the Emperor execute all their nine clans?
Seeing Emperor Mingde's increasingly dark face, everyone stopped laughing. Can you just listen to the emperor's gossip? If you listen, you will have to pay with your life. Very good, they should think about where they want to bury him.
Wait, what if His Majesty the Emperor doesn't give them a chance to bury them? What if he kills all nine generations of their clan and throws them into a mass grave?
Wow wow wow, it’s all over!
After the court session, the emperor sent people to investigate the case of wrongful accusation at the Taichang Temple.
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