I rely on gossip to save the country

After Xie Chuyue's house search and confiscation, no one wanted to continue reporting those trivial matters. Now that they were in a hurry, they had no time to care about other things. The most important thing now was to get out of the palace quickly and think of a solution.

Xie Chuyue also took this opportunity to speak up: "Before I ascended the throne, General Su Qingyang was rewarded with the title of Second Rank National Defense General for his contribution in saving the emperor; General Jiang Shuying was also rewarded with the title of Third Rank National Defense General for his contribution in saving the emperor. Secondly, Princess Jianing was rewarded with the title of Princess Taiping for her contribution in dealing with the flood in Jiangcheng!"

"Your Majesty is wise!" At this moment, everyone was scared to death and wished they could just sit there quietly and become invisible.

Xie Chuyue had no intention of letting everyone off easy, and she chuckled when she saw how scared they were.

Xie Chuyue: [Did the system see that? They are all a bunch of cowards. Do you think they will be scared to death when the prime minister's house is raided and his people are brought up? ]

The system's furry little head could not be seen unless one looked closely. He nodded seriously. Although he looked like a ball without a head, he was extremely funny.

The civil and military officials who heard the inner voice thought, wait, when did this little devil in their family go to raid the prime minister's house, and why didn't they receive any news?

But when they looked at other officials, they seemed to be unaware of this matter, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Xie Chuyue: [Tong, I’m so sleepy. ]

System: [Host, do you want to hear some gossip? ]

Nanyue State official: They are sleepy too.

Xie Chuyue: [Any gossip? Tell me now, we haven't heard gossip for a long time, hurry up and satisfy my craving.]

System: [Okay! Host, you don't know, right? Your governor's butt was bleeding when he was attending court. The former Emperor Beiqi thought he was a woman dressed as a man because he was having his period. He thought he was deceiving the emperor and almost had his pants stripped off in public.]

Xie Chuyue put her hand to her lips and coughed, but she couldn't hold back her laughter. She couldn't laugh out loud in front of so many people, but she didn't say she couldn't laugh in her heart: [Hahaha, so why is the governor's butt bleeding? Wait, he doesn't have hemorrhoids? Is he better now? Is his butt still bleeding now? ]

The court officials of Nanyue State looked at the governor's buttocks secretly, but they were all wearing dark red court robes and could not see anything. They had no choice but to turn their heads away in disappointment and continue to listen to what his little princess said.

The governor made people feel that many eyes were staring at him, but when he looked over, he found that everyone was standing straight and no one noticed him. He thought to himself, was he having an illusion?

The officials who did not hear Xie Chuyue's thoughts also became curious after seeing the actions of the Nanyue officials. They all looked at the prefect's buttocks, but found nothing. They were very curious about what these people were looking at?

System: [Yes, the host has hemorrhoids. The hemorrhoids have not been cured. It is difficult to cure in modern times, let alone in ancient times? It has not been cured, but he used his wife's menstrual belt today, so he did not leak. ]

Xie Chuyue: [Hahahaha, system, I suddenly want to know how the governor got his wife's menstrual belt? Did his wife also know that he has hemorrhoids? But then again, the governor is not stupid, he even knew to use a woman's menstrual belt to fix it so that it wouldn't show.]

The civil and military officials who heard the inner voice said: This prefect uses a women's menstrual belt because he suffers from hemorrhoids.

They men have lost all their face.

At this moment, everyone's faces had colorful expressions, and they all looked at the prefect from time to time. Everyone thought to themselves, "Sir Prefect, you are really adaptable."

The system quickly explained to Xie Chuyue: [Oh, host, you think too much. He went to steal his wife's menstrual belt. Today he stole his wife's, and tomorrow he will steal the other concubines in the mansion. ]

At this moment, Xie Chuyue had already pictured a little old man in her mind, secretly stealing the menstrual belt used by his wife, and hiding it in her arms for fear of being discovered.

Xie Chuyue suppressed her smile and continued to ask: [No, he stole his wife's and those concubines' things. He stole them every day. Wasn't he discovered? ]

System: [The host did not do this, he did it very secretly, and his wives also found that the menstrual belt was missing from time to time. They thought it was their daughter, so they were embarrassed to take it and did not care.]

Xie Chuyue: [Well, this prefect’s wife and his concubines are really careless. They didn’t even notice this.]

The officials of Nanyue State who heard the voice stared at the governor with burning eyes. The governor stood there, feeling as if there were thorns in his back.

Finally, several officials who heard the voices thought about those scenes and couldn't help coughing a few times, and some even laughed.

Although the prefect didn't know what was going on, he felt that these people were laughing at him.

The governor looked at the man who had just laughed fiercely and asked in a bad tone: "What are you laughing at, sir?"

The person who was asked was a censor from Nanyue State. At this moment, he suppressed his smile and regained his indifferent expression: "My daughter-in-law is about to give birth. Isn't it okay for me to be happy?"

Everyone: Wow, this Mr. Fang is really good at talking.

The governor turned his gaze to another person, "What is this lord laughing at? You just laughed too."

The gentleman also spoke seriously: "The pigs I raise in my backyard are about to give birth, so I am happy."

He was so sorry, he really couldn't think of any other good excuse.

Xie Chuyue: Should she say it was a coincidence, or should she say these two people are talking nonsense? [Tong, are these two adults telling the truth or not? ]

System: [It’s fake. They made up this excuse just to make people laugh.]

Xie Chuyue: …………