I rely on gossip to save the country

Song Jiaojiao stared blankly for a long while, then called out uncertainly: "Dad?"

"Pfft, cough cough cough..." Xie Chuyue's expression broke down when Song Jiaojiao called her dad.

Please forgive her for her insincere smile, she really couldn't help it.

The system's mocking voice sounded in Xie Chuyue's mind: [Host, she calls you daddy, the heroine calls you daddy. Hahahahaha.]

Xie Chuyue also tried to suppress her laughter, the corners of her mouth twitching and she couldn't stop laughing, but she didn't forget to reply to the system: [Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, could this heroine be the one who slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education? ]

System: [Congratulations to the host, you have a daughter. ]

Xie Chuyue's disdain was too obvious: [Don't do that. If I had a daughter like this, I would shorten my life. I am dying of laughter. Where is your father? I declared war in vain. It feels like I am talking to a cow. No one understands it at all.]

Everyone in Nanyue Kingdom had solemn expressions on their faces. They totally did not understand what the little princess meant by this sentence. What did she mean by "a fish that slipped through the net"?

But, was this the little princess's doing? Declare war? Declare war on whom? The girl of destiny?

A series of questions lingered in everyone's mind, but no one could answer them.

The system also expressed helplessness. Could it be that this heroine really did not receive nine years of compulsory education?

Song Jiaojiao was full of confusion. After hearing Xie Chuyue's laughter, she glanced at Xie Chuyue and then looked at the red words behind the plaque.

Isn't it right?

Yes, Dad.

No problem.

The Emperor of Beiqi had a gloomy face. He felt that his dignity had been challenged, so he ordered a thorough investigation. He even ordered people to search the whole palace for the little white ball, but the system had already turned into a person and returned to someone.

This little episode was soon forgotten by everyone.

Song Jiaojiao continued to dance, and Zheng Qingchen's eyes were full of admiration. She was worthy of being his Jiaojiao. She was indeed different from all other women. The love in his eyes was so obvious.

Song Jiaojiao's every frown and smile was so attractive that people couldn't take their eyes off her. Her novel lyrics and melody that they had never heard before made everyone obsessed with her.

In fact, everyone was attracted by her peculiar dress at first, and then the never-heard-of music and Song Jiaojiao's own dance made everyone like her unconsciously.

This is because they have never seen this kind of music and dance, so it aroused everyone's emotions.

After it was over, everyone came to their senses and felt that it was nothing worth showing off, just a novelty.

Emperor Beiqi was also fascinated by Song Jiaojiao's dancing. He liked beautiful women, so he was not stingy with his praise and love.

"Good!! Good! Good!!" He said several good words in succession.

During the banquet, everyone clapped and praised those who deserved praise, but Xie Chuyue was the only one who rubbed her hands awkwardly.

She was so embarrassed that she thought she could dig out a magic castle by digging her feet into the ground.

In fact, the song "Poor but Happy" has a cheerful tune and Da Zhangwei's unique voice, which makes it really nice to sing.

But when Song Jiaojiao sang it, it felt inexplicable and very strange.

Coupled with her self-created dance, it was really awkward.

"Miss Song's dance really opened our eyes. No wonder we have heard so many rumors about Miss Song along the way." The envoy of Xiye Kingdom said with a smile.

The Dongguan envoy also nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I have never seen the dance Miss Song performed before. It is really wonderful."

When Ye Qiansu heard Song Jiaojiao being praised, he was also very proud: "That's right, Miss Song is the daughter of destiny of our Beiqi country. Miss Song knows a lot more, much more than this. She understands poetry, songs, and the philosophy of life."

Xie Chuyue wanted to speak, but she held back. However, Xiao Hongye was not convinced. He was very unhappy with this woman: "Such a girl of destiny, why don't you show us all your other talents? Dancing skills alone don't mean anything. After all, even those in brothels and small restaurants can do this."

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw a young man wearing a white fox mask. This young man was sitting behind the eldest princess of Nanyue Kingdom.

So it was not difficult to guess, and they soon found out who Hongye was. After all, when Xie Chuyue first arrived, all their countries had conducted an investigation. The eldest princess came to Beiqi Kingdom with four male favorites, and this was probably one of them.

However, in such a grand occasion, the male favorite could not speak. But the eldest princess had acquiesced, and they did not dare to speak out in rebuttal. After all, the princes of the Nanyue Kingdom were not easy to mess with. They slapped the Emperor of Beiqi in the face as soon as the banquet started.

Song Jiaojiao's face was full of arrogance, with a faint smile on her lips. How could a group of ancient people be better than her? Any of the three hundred Tang poems could instantly crush this group of people.

Zheng Qingchen's mouth curled up, thinking to himself, isn't this Jiaojiao's strong point? His Jiaojiao is talented and can speak eloquently.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Song Jiaojiao was neither humble nor overbearing, but calm and generous. She clasped her fists to the envoys and said with a smile, "Then I will show you my ugliness."

Xie Chuyue had no interest at all. She was poking at a piece of cake in front of her and arguing with the cake because she didn't want to eat it with her hands. She wanted to eat it with a fork, but she always missed the point.

"Today is a palace banquet, and envoys from various countries have come to our Beiqi Kingdom. So I will write a few poems with our country as the theme." After Song Jiaojiao finished speaking, she pretended to think for a while.

Afterwards, Song Jiaojiao touched her chin, turned around on the spot, and then spoke, "The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and the scenery is always new. The dragons and tigers are leaping and showing their might, and everyone is united to build a deep dream."

Everyone was really shocked. There were cheers throughout the banquet.

Xie Chuyue scratched her ears, a little impatient: [The heroine is so shameless, she stole the poems of those great poets openly, it's hilarious. If you play it this way, I can also recite one poem in one step, and recite a hundred or ten poems for them in an instant, it won't be a problem. ]

The people of Nanyue Country, who originally admired Song Jiaojiao, raised their hands, and they didn't know whether they should put them down or keep them raised.

Are they going to continue clapping or not?

According to what his little princess said, the poem written by the girl of destiny was stolen from someone else, and the little princess can also do it?

While they were puzzled, Song Jiaojiao continued to recite the poem: "The national dream is long-lasting and the heart remains unchanged, the mountains and rivers and the country will always be with us. The dragons and phoenixes are flying and dancing to show the grand plan, and the eternal foundation is waiting to be established.

The national hymns will be passed down through the ages, and the country will be glorious forever. The people will live and work in peace and contentment, and the prosperous times will always sing praises of peace. "

Xie Chuyue: [Isn't this heroine going to stop? This is too shameless, isn't it? I'm going to copy four poems at once! ]

System: [This heroine relied on these things step by step to become the girl of destiny, but there is more to it than this. ]

Everyone in Nanyue Kingdom felt very bored in an instant. They thought that this girl of destiny was a real talent, but they did not expect that she actually plagiarized other people's works. This was an extremely despicable behavior among literati and scholars. The civil officials instantly looked down on this person, and their respect for her instantly vanished.

The people from Beiqi, Xiye and Dongguan were completely immersed in it, savoring the charm of this poem.

Song Jiaojiao's expression was full of calmness and confidence. Seeing everyone's admiration for her, she almost felt like floating in the air.

But she saw that the envoy from Nanyue Kingdom looked strange, and she guessed that maybe the princes of Nanyue Kingdom had not expressed their opinions, and they were too embarrassed to do so.

But why didn't the prince of Nanyue express his opinion? Was it because of Xie Chuyue? When he looked at Xie Chuyue with this in mind, his face showed a bit of disdain.

Although the performance of the people of Nanyue Kingdom did not achieve the effect she wanted, they were all discussing something with their heads down. They were probably shocked by her own poems, so they discussed it quietly.

Envoy from Nanyue Kingdom: ...What a shame!

The poems I memorized were all written by famous people, and none of these people knew them. Now that I say I wrote them, no one will doubt it.

But when he saw that Xie Chuyue didn't take her seriously at all and was eating very seriously, she cursed her in her heart and said provocatively: "I heard that the Princess of Nanyue Kingdom has been very talented since she was a child. Why don't you write two poems to cheer us up?"

Song Jiaojiao was very confident at this moment. She had heard that this person was arrogant and domineering in Nanyue Kingdom and was spoiled to the point of lawlessness. What knowledge could he have?

Xie Chuyue, who thinks she is of noble status, looks down on other women and is jealous of those who are more talented than her.

Oh, how pitiful and sad.

She acted so hypocritically, maybe she was jealous of me.

Xie Chuyue raised her head, looked at Song Jiaojiao, then turned to look at the system behind her: [System, is this heroine provoking me? ]

System: [Yes, host, she is just provoking you. She thinks that as a woman of this era, you must be envious and jealous of her.]

Xie Chuyue: [Ah, bah, I'm jealous for nothing. What is there about her that I'm jealous of?]

Xie Chuyue was not so shameless as to take the poems of the great poets such as the Immortal Poet and the Sage Poet and pretend that they were her own. If she couldn't write it, then she couldn't write it. Why wouldn't she admit it? "Haha, this princess is not talented. I have been spoiled and arrogant since I was a child, so my literary talent is average. I can't compare with you, the girl of destiny."

When Xie Chuyue said this, there was a hint of sarcasm in her tone, mocking someone for being shameless and using other people's poems.

But Song Jiaojiao was determined to embarrass Xie Chuyue, so how could she let go so easily?

Song Jiaojiao looked at Xie Chuyue with a smile on her face, like an older sister educating a younger sister: "Princess, why do you have to be so modest? I don't believe it. How about I say the first sentence and the princess continues? This will also reduce the difficulty."

The faces of the three brothers of the Xie family darkened. This woman was deliberately making things difficult for their sister. Just as they were about to speak, they heard some of Xie Chuyue's inner voice.

Xie Chuyue: [Tong, this heroine won't die unless she seeks death. I didn't intend to expose her, but she insisted on provoking me. If I don't tear off her disguise, wouldn't it be a bit unfair to her provocation? ]

No one in Nanyue Kingdom was worried about their little princess at all. The princess was well-known for debate among scholars in Nanyue Kingdom, so when the daughter of destiny was performing just now, their little princess was just too lazy to perform. Now that she has been angered, the daughter of destiny will be ruined.

Everyone in Nanyue Kingdom was watching the show, while the three brothers of the Xie family sat back down.

Xie Chuyue: [Tong, what should I do? I want to curse someone, can I slap her in the face after I curse her? ]

System: [You have to wait for them to give you time to curse. How could Song Jiaojiao wait for you to finish cursing? ]

Xie Chuyue agreed when she thought about it. Song Jiaojiao should never have come to provoke her and was seeking her own death. So she couldn't be blamed.

Xie Chuyue also stood up from her seat, walked to the center of the hall, and stood side by side with Song Jiaojiao, with a smile on her lips, but the smile did not reach her eyes, "Then I'll trouble Miss Song to teach me!"

Song Jiaojiao also smiled dignifiedly and elegantly, "That's good. If you lose, Princess, please don't cry."

Xie Chuyue's lips twitched when she heard this. It was not certain who would be crying then.

Song Jiaojiao touched her chin with her hand, and after thinking for a while, she slowly spoke: "Bashan and Chushui are desolate places."

After Song Jiaojiao finished speaking, she raised her chin and said arrogantly: "It's your turn."

Okay, okay, is this how we play it? Xie Chuyue knew what the original text was, but she didn't plan to take it seriously.

"In the desolate land of Bashan and Chushui, oxygen is made from potassium permanganate!"

After listening to this, Song Jiaojiao widened her eyes and said in disbelief: "Beyond the mountains, there are green mountains, and beyond the buildings, there are buildings."

Xie Chuyue: "The mountains beyond the mountains are just buildings beyond the buildings, and the mountains and rivers are not as gentle as me!"

Song Jiaojiao: "Palace Jade Wine,"

Xie Chuyue: "Eight hundred and eighty per cup, how about this wine? Let me tell you about it."

Song Jiaojiao: "I was born to be useful."

Xie Chuyue: "I won't use it if I can!"

Song Jiaojiao: "The spring breeze is blowing, and the horse's hooves are galloping."

Xie Chuyue: "Ibrahimovic!"

Song Jiaojiao: "Friends come from afar,"

Xie Chuyue: "Even if he is far away, he must be killed!"

Everyone was still not able to react to the stare between the two. They just felt that Her Royal Highness the Princess's words were so sophisticated that they couldn't understand them.

Song Jiaojiao's eyes were filled with complex expressions, and it was unclear whether she was sad or happy: "You too?"

"So what if it is? So what if it isn't?" Xie Chuyue crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows.

This time Song Jiaojiao confirmed it. She felt something was wrong when the die appeared. As early as when Xie Chuyue laughed, she guessed that there must be other time travelers. But what she didn't expect was that this time traveler was actually Xie Chuyue.

Thinking about the two times she and Xie Chuyue had fought each other, both were unpleasant, she wondered if she could win her over. "Since we are from the same hometown, how about cooperating?"

"It's nothing. I value my life and I'm afraid of death." Xie Chuyue didn't give her any face at all. This guy wanted to kill her, so why did he think he was willing to cooperate with her?

Given this guy's character, if she succeeds and kills herself, who can she cry to?

There was a ruthless look in Song Jiaojiao's eyes. Since she couldn't win him over, then let him die!

There can only be one time traveler and one destined girl in this world.

Xie Chuyue: [Tong, how did this heroine survive in this world? Does she have to show her murderous intent so obviously? ]

Anyway, the two of them were destined to be enemies, so Xie Chuyue broke up with him directly, and was too lazy to continue pretending with this guy. "A teammate like you is so stupid that I'm afraid I'll be pissed off by you before I get anything done. People like you are not worthy of being with me."

Song Jiaojiao pointed at herself, her face full of disbelief: "You scolded me??? Try scolding me again."

Xie Chuyue: "Use seven out of ten of your abilities, I will fart and hit your heels; since ancient times, bitches have had many miserable lives, I will gnaw on your head to fill my stomach; hydrogen, ammonia, lithium, potassium, boron, carbon, and nitrogen are too much for you; firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and tea, I will break your mother's front teeth; music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, and flowers, your second uncle uses his mouth to poop when he goes to the toilet."