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Xie Chuyue: [** (System) Jiang Shuying is too boring. I won’t bring her to play next time.]

Jiang Shuying: ………You big sieve, I heard everything you said. I risked my reputation by accompanying you to visit brothels and look at beauties, and you are so disloyal, huh!

System... [Host, I am a pure ancient person. You should give me some time to adapt. Wouldn't I get used to it after a few more visits? This is your only friend. Don't destroy him.]

Xie Chuyue: [Hehe, I'm just talking. I'm still very satisfied with this friend. It seems I have to bring her here more often in the future.]

Jiang Shuying: Still—coming—? More coming???

While the two were talking, the madam was already standing in the audience. She was wearing a red and green dress, holding a handkerchief in her hand, and said in a low voice, "I would like to thank all of you for coming to Piaoxiang Courtyard. Today is the last show of our Piaoxiang Courtyard's courtesan Pianpian. If you are lucky enough to be noticed by Pianpian, you can chat with her for two hours. Next, please invite the courtesan Pianpian to come on stage."

Xie Chuyue and Jiang Shuying looked towards the stage in the direction of the sound. In the rain of flower petals, a courtesan in red was dancing gracefully. Her facial features were soft and delicate, and it was difficult to tell whether she was a male or a female.

She danced in the air like a flying goddess in the Dunhuang murals. Her fox eyes were particularly captivating.

Her jade-like fingers gently lifted up the strands of black hair, which made countless men fall in love with her and scream for her.

After a moment, she slowly landed on the ground, turned around and waved her sleeves on the stage. Her dance moves were graceful, her eyes were moving as she looked around, her sleeves were fluttering, and her soft waist was twisting lightly, as if it had no bones. The layers of her skirt swayed as she turned around, and she looked back, dazzling the eyes of all the men in the audience.

Xie Chuyue was dazzled by the sight and could not help reciting a poem, "Beautiful! So beautiful! Warm Fragrance Pavilion, Yuanyang Terrace, willow waist that cannot be grasped, graceful steps like lotus! Jade neck, red lips, fox eyes, face that is as stunning as frost and snow!"

Jiang Shuying also looked lost in thought, and unconsciously began to continue the sentence, "After the dance of the water sleeves and red skirts, the whole hall was filled with red flowers like rain, the candles were bright, the wine was full, the cloud sleeves and flowery clothes were singing poems, and the nobles from all over the world competed to be the guests. The music and dance, the phoenix danced all night long!"

"The beauty of the peony is so great that its name spreads across a hundred miles. The gods come to earth when they see it, the saints smile when they see it, the leaders raise their eyebrows when they see it, and it is like a fairy from heaven!"

"What a poem, what a poem!"

"My two brothers, you are so talented in writing!"

"........."

There was a lot of praise from the audience, which made the two of them feel a little uncomfortable, and they all shrank their heads back.

Pianpian in the audience smiled, looked in the direction of Xie Chuyue and the others, and finally continued dancing.

When the dance was over, the audience cheered in unison.

"Pianpian choose me, choose me!"

"Pianpian, I love you, Pianpian is mine! Choose me, choose me!"

"Pianpian, I'm going to spend a fortune so that you can chat with me all night long."

"Vulgar! How can elegance be measured by money?"

Xie Yunshen almost fell off the stage after hearing this. Wasn't it for money? For these stinky men? Isn't that nonsense?

Absolutely ridiculous!

Someone had already stuffed silver into the madam's hands, just to stay with Pianpian for two hours. The madam took the silver with a smile.

Seeing that they had made almost enough money, the madam said, "Tonight, whichever young man Pian Pian takes a fancy to, I will have a long chat with him. I cannot decide. It depends on which young man is the lucky one."

As soon as the madam said this, the audience was in an uproar, with people screaming and shouting, each showing off their own skills, and the noise gave Xie Chuyue and Jiang Shuying a headache.

They had come to see the beauty, and after seeing the beauty, the two of them got up and prepared to go back home.

But when the two of them walked to the stairwell, they happened to run into the courtesan Pianpian who was going upstairs.

When Xie Yunshen saw that they were the two people who recited poems today, he deliberately sprained his ankle in front of them. Jiang Shuying took a few quick steps with a red face. Xie Chuyue directly embraced her in her arms, but she was small and was almost crushed.

The moment Xie Yunshen was embraced by someone, a voice came into his mind, "Fuck, this beauty is so beautiful that it's hard to tell whether she is androgynous. Wow, her waist is so soft."

Xie Chuyue was thinking this in her heart, but when Xie Yunshen heard this, his whole body stiffened, not knowing what to do.

Isn't this his little sister? Why did the little witch come here? Did she recognize him? No, no, she probably didn't recognize him.

After making sure that he was not recognized, Xie Yunshen became increasingly angry when he saw Xie Chuyue dressed as a man.

At such a young age, he actually went to a brothel? ? ? I must teach him a lesson when I get back.

At this time, the faint voice of the system in Xie Chuyue's mind came, [Host, the courtesan in front of you is none other than your fourth brother Xie Yunshen. ]

Xie Chuyue suddenly felt a chill and goose bumps all over her body, and quickly retracted her hand.

When Xie Yunshen felt the hand around his waist being retracted, he almost fell down the stairs. Fortunately, he knew martial arts and was able to steady himself.

Xie Chuyue: [Fuck, you bastard (system), why didn’t you tell me earlier? Aren’t you trying to trick me? What were you doing earlier? ]

System: [Host, you didn't ask. You were only thinking about looking at the beauty at that time. How could you care about me? ]

The system is still wronged, humph! The host who values ​​color and forgets the system!

Xie Chuyue looked at the androgynous Xie Yunshen in front of her, put her arm around his waist again, and whispered in his ear, "Ah~, what a charming man~"

Xie Yunshen: His little sister wouldn't recognize him as a man, would she? No, he has been playing the role of the oiran for more than three years, and no one has recognized him. How could she recognize him?

As a result, the next sentence almost made him want to disappear on the spot.

"Xie Yunshen, what a pity you were not born a girl."

After Xie Chuyue said this, Xie Yunshen, who was shocked and panicked, was left standing there in a daze, and she followed Jiang Shuying out of Piaoxiangyuan.

By the time Xie Yunshen reacted and turned around to look, the two had already walked out the door.

He thought about the money he earned today, gritted his teeth, and accepted the first customer of the day.

Xie Chuyue was rubbing the goose bumps all over her body the whole way. It was horrifying to think about it. She actually teased her own brother and held him in her arms as if he were a beauty.

It's over, it's over, she is a pervert.

Jiang Shuying saw Xie Chuyue shivering and rubbing her arms. She thought she was cold and asked worriedly, "Are you cold? I'll give you my coat, put it on first, or you'll catch a cold and it won't be good."

Xie Chuyue: ………What are you talking about? How is she cold?

"It's not cold, it's just that after hugging a beautiful woman, my mentality is a little bit like that, you know?"

Jiang Shuying's eyes widened, and her voice became a few decibels higher. "Xie Chuyue, don't forget, you are a woman. Don't really like women. Wait, you don't have some kind of fetish, do you?"

Jiang Shuying finished speaking and took a few steps away from Xie Chuyue, looking at her as if she were a pervert, "You don't keep touching these arms because you've hugged a beauty before, do you?"

Xie Chuyue:………………

She finally understood that people's joys and sorrows are not shared.

What does it have to do with anything? They are totally unrelated.

"Fuck you, I don't have any. How could I have a quirk? Don't look at me like I'm a pervert."

Jiang Shuying still had an expression that said, "I don't believe you."

Xie Chuyue: …………

"When I went downstairs and hugged that beautiful woman, I found out that he was a man. Then I was shocked and felt goose bumps all over my body. I rubbed my arms. What were you thinking?"

"What?!!! That beautiful courtesan is a man?!!!" Jiang Shuying was so shocked that she almost jumped up on the spot.

What's even more terrifying is that this handsome man is her fourth brother. It's over. How will she face her fourth brother in the future? "Yes, it's a man. What do you think? What a charming man, right?"

So the two of them went back to their respective homes, rubbing goose bumps all the way.