The little Fubao in the deserted village made all the dignitaries in the court go crazy with envy

"His Royal Highness is praying in the Royal Temple, and everyone in the world knows it! Xiao Biren, you old man, dared to use chicken feathers as a token of authority. No wonder you have the guts to massacre the villagers and use this place to raise troops and plot a rebellion. We will fight you today and will definitely capture you and hand you over to the Emperor for accountability!"

High-sounding words are just deceiving your own ears.

The man's eyes were filled with bloodthirsty murderous intent, and he shouted, "Shoot!"

They had made thorough preparations before coming this time. In addition to the first wave of horse bandits who attacked the village and the second wave of armored soldiers who assassinated in the name of suppressing bandits, there were more than 20 archers in the rear.

Just in case.

……

……

The expected rain of arrows did not come.

The crackling sound of burning torches was deafening.

The person who was shouting turned pale and his heart sank rapidly.

At this time, two figures emerged from behind the Yan family's door.

One fat and one small, squatting on the door in the same posture, in the dark night they looked like an owl with its cubs out foraging for food.

The autumn night was chilly. Jia Banxian put a cloth on his bald head to block the cold dew and fanned himself with a palm-leaf fan. "Hey, where are the archers? Isn't it strange? Humph, do you think you can deal with your poisonous ancestor by taking anti-poison medicine in advance? My little disciple, tell them and let them die in peace!"

The little girl with two buns on her head explained seriously, "Laxatives are not poisons. They can be eaten anything. They have diarrhea over there. Can you smell it? The medicine I put in - wow! It stinks!"

The kid's words didn't count. He seemed to really smell a stench and fanned his nose with his little hands desperately. Finally, he felt it was not enough and snatched the master's palm-leaf fan.

She waved the palm-leaf fan in her hand more than ten times, and the legendary stench finally spread to everyone's nose.

The murderous aura around him almost ruined his plan because of this move.

Xiao Birang laughed out loud again, "Xiao's army, kill!"

"Kill!" Xiao's army shouted in unison, their morale high.

In contrast, Yao Shen's men who were trapped in the middle all looked dejected and had lost their fighting spirit.

Everyone knows that in this game, either you die or I live, there is no other outcome.

This time, they lost.

The opponents had lost their fighting spirit, and Xiao's army easily captured them all.

"Hoo, hoo, hoo—Oh, my god, is it over? Is it over? Jiang'er, help me up, my legs are weak..."

"Wait a minute, ugh! Wait until I finish vomiting—"

"Hahaha, look at you wimps, this scene is nothing compared to the previous times when we killed enemies on the battlefield! This time, there was no blood on our hands!"

The torches were still burning, but inappropriate sounds appeared in the solemn scene.

Behind the high-spirited Xiao family army, people fell down one after another due to weak legs, and the hats on their heads slipped off, revealing their heads wrapped in cloth towels.

None of them have the iron-blooded aura of the Xiao family army. They are clearly all civilians!

Anyone with eyesight can tell the difference, but these people were hiding in the back to make up the numbers, and no one had the energy to tell the truth from the false in the situation just now.

The Xiao family soldiers standing in the front circle also tore off their "silver armor" at this time, revealing the black tights underneath. Half of them leaped into the mansion at the back and retreated silently - these people were the Yan family's hidden guards!

And that so-called silver armor was nothing but cloth embroidery, but the embroidery was so exquisite that under the cover of night, it looked like real armor at first glance!

The other half who stayed outside, after revealing their true faces, made people so angry that they almost passed out - some were half-blind, some were lame, and some had to strain so hard that veins appeared on their necks to speak. They were all remnants of the army!

Seeing this, Yao Shen's men, whose hands were tied behind their backs, wished they could spit out blood and die immediately.

Damn Xiao family army!

They were deceived!

Yan Lin and Xiao Birang are not only playing a trick of catching a turtle in a jar, but also using a fake to replace the real one! All is fair in war!

Except for the dozen or so people standing in the front who can fight, the dozens of people wearing helmets and armor in the back are all temporary actors who are here to make up the numbers!

If they had been more careful and tried their best, they might have been able to gain the upper hand. They have forty masters here, forty of them!

"General, what should we do with these people?" Cao Wu walked up to the silver-haired old man and asked respectfully, his blood boiling.

He never thought that one day he would be able to fight side by side with the old general he admired most. He was now burning with passion all over, even his hair was hot.

Xiao Birang patted him on the shoulder and said, "Tie them up tightly and keep them under guard. This drama is not over yet. When it is completely over, they will have their own place to go."

"Yes! We brothers will be standing guard nearby and will keep a close eye on them!"

On the roadside, the civilian men had not yet finished vomiting.

Jia Banxian squatted on the wall, smiling and teasing, "When we were recruiting people in the daytime, you all volunteered to come. Why are you so scared now? You are all too timid. You don't vomit like this even when you kill chickens and ducks on weekdays."

“……”Can killing chickens and ducks be compared with what is happening now?

Lin Jiang vomited so much that he turned pale and couldn't speak.

Li Fugui’s leg strength had not returned yet and he felt like peeing his pants.

Even Lin Dashan couldn't stand this kind of scene. He kept his lips tightly closed and didn't open his mouth, fearing that he would vomit if he opened his mouth.

They were not afraid at all during the confrontation just now, and each of them was very brave.

But once the crisis was resolved and I felt relieved, the momentum came back.

It's worse than drinking ten jars of Shaodaozi.

Thinking of this, Lin Dashan subconsciously looked at the little kid next to the fat Taoist priest.

His daughter had her hands on her cheeks, but when she made eye contact with him, she immediately changed her hands to her heart and complained in shock, "Dad, this is so scary! I'm scared to death!"

Lin Dashan, "..."

He sighed silently, turned his head and walked two steps away.

It saves my daughter the trouble of pretending.

Bai Xiang, "..."

Bai Xiang also felt that what he had just said was not convincing, so he moved his little hand from his chest to cover his little face.

She is so difficult.

At the steps below the door, the young man in brocade clothes looked up with a smile, and opened his arms towards her, "Bai Xiang, come down, I'll take you to the guest room, you can rest here tonight."

Bai Xiang jumped down without hesitation, "Okay! Dad, please tell Grandpa, Grandma, and Mom that I'm sleeping here, otherwise they will worry."

"Uncle Lin will tell them when he gets back that you are young and it is not time to go over the mountain so late."

Jia Banxian leaned lazily on the eaves, and no one stopped him.

His good disciple's mind is still too naive. It would be a good thing for him to spend more time with a cunning person like Yan Changqing and become more careful.

The mess outside was left for the adults to clean up, and Baixiang kept chattering on his way to the backyard.

"Brother Changqing, grandpa said the show hasn't finished yet. Does that mean there's still something else to do?"

"What is it? Am I useful? You see, I am useful!"

"If I'm still asleep and want to sing, you must wake me up!"

Yan Changqing held her hand, smiling slightly, and did not respond.

This matter will come to an end tomorrow, and there will be no need to hide his identity anymore.

This means that he will be separated from Baixiang and Yuxi Village.

The person hasn't left yet, but I already feel reluctant to leave.