Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

Looking at Heshan, he vomited twice in disgust.

Guangzhu grinned with satisfaction and stopped repeating, saying maliciously:

"Don't be angry, you'll get used to it after hearing it a few more times."

"Eh~ Are you used to eating shit? I'm not saying you're a pig, but you're just too rude."

Guangzhu: "..."

Fuck you! Who is used to eating shit?

He yelled angrily, "You fart!"

"Yes, yes, I farted, the piggy was eating shit too hard"

“…Aaaaaaaaaah!”

Heshan scratched his ears and gave a wicked smile, which contained three parts of indifference, four parts of ridicule, and seven parts of cruelty.

The next second, Zhang's father called.

She immediately behaved well: "Dad, what's wrong?"

"Hey, dear, I heard from Lawyer Liu that you are not going to sue Zhou Yi anymore?"

Father Zhang was very worried that his sweet boy must have been bewitched by a scumbag!

"Oh, don't worry, Dad. Zhou Yi said he would compensate me one million. Hehe, I'm awesome, right? I'll treat Dad to a big meal when I get the money!"

"One million? Where did he get the money?" Zhang's father was puzzled. Ever since he learned that his daughter had been cheated, he immediately investigated the information of the scumbag. He was just a poor boy, how could he have one million?

Zhang's father uttered a deep mockery.

"My dear, you've been cheated by him. It's just one million, right? Daddy will transfer five million to you right away!"

Heshan's eyes shone with light: "Wow! Dad! You! Are! My! God!"

Father Zhang was shy, his mouth almost stretched to his ears. His sweet baby must love him so much!

"But don't worry, Dad. I'm not stupid enough to forgive him. I'm going to teach him a lesson. Let him know that offending me will not end well."

Listening to Heshan's tone, Zhang's father thought about it and decided that it was impossible to let the scumbag go. Since the good girl wanted to teach her a lesson, it would be better to let her vent her anger herself so as not to hurt her.

"Okay then, but if you get into trouble, you must tell your father, mother and brother, and don't let yourself get hurt."

"I know. I will never let my parents and brother worry!"

The two of them agreed on it.

While it was still early, Heshan used the pocket money transferred by Zhang's father and bought gifts for his family.

Sure enough, when she returned home in the evening and gave the gift, she was moved and praised by her family. As for Zhou Yi's matter, Heshan asked Zhang's father not to say anything.

Then the moved mother and son waved their hands and another large sum of pocket money came into their accounts.

Ah, so fragrant.

Heshan closed his eyes and sighed beautifully, but then he remembered that he would have to go back to school soon, and he felt uncomfortable all over.

She asked Zhuzhu worriedly, "What do you think if I drop out of school..."

Zhu Zhu sneered: "Oh, you can try"

(Red pig head with slanted mouth and sneer.jpg)

Heshan cried: "Okay, okay, I'll be obedient. Pig, please don't be so unreasonable and force me, woo woo woo."

Zhuzhu: “…” What a drama.

In the next few days, Heshan was free in the "cage" made of money. She had never been so happy before. Eating, drinking and having fun were much more interesting than her previous boring life.

Thinking that Zhuzhu had never seen so many things before, she suddenly became inspired.

She is really the lucky star of pigs!

But on this day, Heshan, who had just laid down on the bed, suddenly sat up in shock. She had been having so much fun in the past few days that she almost forgot about Zhou Yi, and she immediately activated the Life-threatening Curse.

"Hey, hey, hey, Zhou Yi, do you really want to break up and go to jail?"

"For several days, you have been like a toad recruiting soldiers without saying a word!"

"Where's the money!"

Zhou Yi's expression suddenly twisted, and he couldn't help but look at the time. It was exactly two o'clock in the morning.

This woman is really inhuman!

He felt like vomiting blood in his heart, but the situation was not favorable, so he had to coax her with kind words: "It's almost done, Miaomiao, don't worry, you know my situation..."

"You know shit! Stop talking nonsense. If you don't give me the money today, you're done for!"

He Shan hung up the phone with a bang.

Zhou Yi wanted to make some excuses: "..."

Zhou Yi was so angry. Why was this woman so difficult to please now?

In desperation, he opened the online loan entrance again. After all, the amount of online loan he applied for was huge and the review had not yet been completed.

Less than an hour later, Heshan set the alarm to urge him again. Before Zhou Yi could even say a word, he was ridiculed.

This went on for five or six times. When he was on the verge of failure, the audit information finally came out, and the total amount of one million was raised.

"Miaomiao, where are you? Can you come and see me..."

"Stop complaining, it's almost noon. If you don't go to the bank to transfer the money, they will be off work."

Zhou Yi choked up: "Miaomiao, I have already collected all the money, I just want to give it to you in person..."

Heshan: "No, stop calling me, I still need to catch up on my sleep, it's so annoying"

"beep--"

The scumbag Heshan hung up the phone mercilessly.

"..." Aren't you the one who keeps calling me to hurry me up? !

Zhou Yi felt heavy in his heart. It seemed that this time he had really irritated the woman. This woman had never been so rude to him before.

He let out a breath, checked the time, and transferred the money anyway.

You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a lamb. He secretly made up his mind that he would get back everything that belonged to him a thousand times or even ten thousand times in the future!

However, when he felt that he was bleeding heavily, Heshan looked at the one million he had just received and felt calm, it was just a small amount of money.

……

Zhang Miao's university was in the city, and as soon as the holiday was over, He Shanyang rushed to the battlefield.

Not long after arriving at the dormitory, Zhou Yi called He Shan, but He Shan took the money and blocked him. In a rage, he ran to the bottom of the dormitory building.

The dormitory door opened, and my roommate came in and shouted, "Zhang Miao, your boyfriend is waiting for you downstairs."

Heshan said "oh" and didn't take it seriously.

Seeing that she didn't move for a long time, the three roommates looked at each other with gossip in their eyes, then picked up their phones and started chatting in the small group.

Happy Ning: [Strange, shouldn't she smile sweetly and run out happily?]

Mumu Sheep who loves eating mushrooms: [Did you blow it?]

User Wuaijishen: [No way, she is willing to do that with her dog-licking look?]

User Wuaijishen: [I am so tired of being in love, can she please get out of the dormitory?]

Happy Ning: [I heard from the boys that Zhou Yi has moved into the villa bought by Zhang Miao]

Mumu Sheep who loves eating mushrooms: [! ! Shocked Cat.jpg]

User Wuaishishen: [Fuck, what does she want! ]

Mumuyang who loves eating mushrooms: [Does Zhang Miao still need a girlfriend? I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy! ]

Happy Lemon: [……]

User No Love is God: [……]

The three of them were chatting animatedly. He Shan squinted his eyes, bent down and stood behind his roommate Yang Mumu, leaned close to her ear, and whispered, "I'm missing you, dear~~"

"Ah-"

Yang Mumu was frightened and stood up suddenly, causing the chair to fall to the ground with a bang.

The other two turned around in surprise. At this time, Heshan had already retreated to the side and was looking at them with a raised eyebrow and a smile.

Yang Mumu's face turned red and she picked up the phone in panic, too embarrassed to look at Heshan.

Ahhhh! I’m going to die!

Their chat records must have been seen!

Ahhhhh!

Yang Mumu screamed wildly in her heart.

Help! It's so embarrassing to be caught gossiping about someone behind their back!

Jiang Ning and Wu Chuchu did not see Heshan's actions, and were a little confused at the moment. They inexplicably felt that Yang Mumu's eyes were filled with resentment when she looked at them.

He Shan lifted his hair and smiled wildly, "Woman, you really caught my attention"

Jiang and Wu trembled all over and looked at Yang Mumu in shock.

'Is she crazy?'

'She's crazy!'

Yang Mumu: "..."