Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

As a hard-working gardener of the motherland, Heshan has made sure that students do not skip classes as much as possible. She expresses her deepest regards to those who are not active, an important action. She looked at the string of radishes following behind her with satisfaction.

"Hold your heads high! Even though you are shits now, do you want to be shits for the rest of your life?"

"Aren't maggots, noble creatures, what you're fighting for?"

Everyone: "..."

She is really a devil!

"Everyone, cheer up, otherwise, hehehehehehe"

Seeing her neurotic laughter, the students with bruised and ragged faces dared not say a word. They just silently endured the pain in their bodies and straightened their backs.

Heshan was very happy that they were so sensible, and waved to Principal Zhang beside her: "Principal Zhang, look at them, they are really not naughty at all." She sighed: "Oh, this is all thanks to Principal Zhang for recruiting me to teach in the village, otherwise I would not have the opportunity to meet these students, thank you, Principal Zhang"

Principal Zhang: "..."

The students all stared at Principal Zhang, sending a chill down his spine.

"Okay, the students should be here, right? Let's go back to class."

"Wait, wait."

He Shan looked over in confusion. The student shrank back when she looked at him, but when he thought about what he was going to say, he instantly gained confidence.

"Teacher He, not everyone is here yet..."

"What? There are still people skipping classes? Principal Zhang, are you blind? Why didn't you say anything? As the principal, you actually protected this bad kid from skipping classes. This is simply unforgivable!"

She was furious, and she turned the ruler and hit Principal Zhang directly, going into rampage mode and beating him up severely.

"You betrayed my trust in you!"

"Crackling crackling crackling"

Although Principal Zhang looked strong, he was full of junk inside and could not withstand a beating at all. He was not as resistant as the students and soon fell to the ground begging for mercy.

He felt so wronged. How could he possibly remember all the children in every household? He couldn't even recognize all the people, so how could he know if he missed any? He just thought that the number was about right.

After venting his anger, He Shan nodded his chin. The student who had been telling off the matter stood up and said, "Teacher He, Liu Dabao from the village chief's house hasn't arrived yet. I know where his house is."

"Well, you are pretty good, but everyone else, are you all pigs? You don't even know whether your classmates have arrived or not. Do you still have any friendship with your classmates? You are so cruel and selfish. If it were in the past, you would have destroyed the revolutionary friendship and would have been shot!"

After scolding, she ranted again, but kindly let the student who informed on her go.

Seeing her like this, the student who informed on the person was terrified. She knew that this woman was cruel and ruthless. If she found out later that he was the same as the others, he would definitely not escape a beating. For her own sake, she had to give the person away.

Then everyone marched towards the village chief's house in a mighty procession. Heshan took the lead, vowing to capture the students and bring them back to school.

When they arrived, the door of the village chief's house was wide open, and there were ghostly howling sounds coming from inside, as if someone had died.

Oh yes, everyone suddenly remembered that the village chief’s eyes seemed to have been blown out, right?

Apparently Heshan also remembered it, with a sad look on his face: "This village chief is so unlucky that he was blinded by his own son."

"From the sound of it, could it be that the village chief is dead? Then does he have to sit down tonight? Oh, that's great, I can come and have a meal tonight!"

Everyone: "...??"

Everyone once again had a new understanding of her cruelty. They all guessed that the other person was going to die, but she was only thinking about the feast!

When a nearby villager heard this, he looked at her with condemnation, and she angrily said, "What are you doing? You are just playing around. Why are you looking at me?"

The villagers lowered their eyes, cursing in their hearts, but also gloating. After all, Heshan should take half the responsibility for this accident. If it weren't for her, how could the village chief's eyes have been blown out.

I just don't know why the village chief didn't take anyone to the hospital or call the police? This is too cowardly.

The neighbors bully the weak and fear the strong, and for the time being they dare not conflict with the vicious Heshan, so they smiled and said:

"No, no, I didn't see anything. I just cared about the village chief."

"Care about him?" He Shan said sarcastically, "Care about what? Care about whether his coffin should have a sliding lid or a touch screen?"

Neighbor:"……?"

Humph, Heshan just can't stand people contradicting her. She has already thought about what to eat, but this guy who can't read her expressions dares to care about a dying piece of trash?

"Let's go and see if the village chief has passed away."

She walked in front and as soon as she entered the courtyard, she saw a lot of people gathered at the door of a room, all with grim expressions.

"Oh, it looks like we're set to have dinner tonight!"

The attention of everyone at the door was attracted by the voice. When they realized who she was and what she said, they immediately became angry.

"How dare you come here, little bitch!"

"Mom! She's the one who caused Dad's death!"

"Come on, everyone! Beat this bastard to death..."

What's so shameless about her? She should be the one to wash her mouth.

Heshan took the initiative, but she is not a villain and she has to wait for you to finish shouting slogans before she attacks.

The second goal was scored, and the ruler turned into a whip.

Left and right, front and back, in all directions.

After a whole afternoon of activities in Heshan, I was actually a little tired, mainly because I had consumed too much energy. I was a little hungry, and I didn’t know if there would be any left from what Chen Wenshu had done for lunch.

She was anxious and moved more quickly. After a while, the yard was filled with writhing maggots.

"Do you have any manners? You are shouting and killing when guests come. This is too much. I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

The long whip was swung high, and she seemed to be about to kill someone. The village chief's family screamed in fear, "No!"

"clap clap"

"Bang Bang Bang"

"dong dong dong"

Heshan whipped everyone again, and the whip rolled up their family belongings and swept them all into a mess.

Other villagers receive the same treatment, so I can’t be the village chief and not set an example.

The village chief was still lying on the bed inside, half dead. A surviving old man peeked out through the crack in the door and saw this scene. He was immediately scared to wet his pants. He was called the third uncle in the village. He knew some Chinese medicine. Usually, the villagers would go to him for treatment for any minor illnesses.

At noon, the village chief's eye was beaten out by his third son. They knew it was serious, so they immediately ran to the town and wanted to send the man to the hospital for treatment. They had planned that they could call the police and catch the bitch first.

Unfortunately, things did not go as they wished. There was only one dirt road leading to their village. Not long after they walked on it, the road collapsed. Rocks and mud rolled down from it. They could not pass through, so they changed to another mountain road. As a result, they were unlucky as well. Several brothers accidentally rolled off the cliff. Fortunately, the cliff was not high, otherwise they would have lost their lives.

But they were injured, with bruises all over their bodies. It hurt so much to move, and they didn't have the courage to climb outside again. What made them even more worried was that their father, the village chief, was also thrown down by them. This time, his other eye was not saved as it was pierced by a branch and he fainted.

This was a serious matter. They had no choice but to bring the person back after a long time of trouble. They asked their third cousin to come and take a look and save his life first.

But after just one trip, the few of them were all covered in wounds. The people at home felt like the sky had fallen, and there was constant wailing inside and outside the house.

They hated the culprit so much that they wanted to tear Heshan into pieces, but they all heard from the dying little dog that the woman was very powerful, as if she had learned martial arts, and that none of the uncles could beat her, and instead the village chief was in trouble. So they gave up the idea of ​​seeking revenge and took out their cell phones to call the police. They didn't believe that the police couldn't punish her.

But for some reason, the cell phone that they used to use to surf the Internet, flirt, and watch movies could not get through to the police. Logically, no signal was needed to call the police, but the number just couldn't get through. Everyone's cell phone was like this. They were puzzled and had to put it aside temporarily and wait for their third cousin to treat them. As a result, their third cousin soon gave them bad news.

The old village chief's eyes are completely beyond saving because of the problem with the medicine. Now whether he can save his life depends on God's will. It only takes two days. It all depends on luck.

Upon hearing the news, the village chief's old wife almost fainted. No matter what her true feelings were, she started crying in the house. It was in this situation that Heshan arrived.

Just scold them when they come, and beat them after scolding them. There is nothing wrong with that.

Looking at the people on the ground, Heshan was quite unhappy. There were always people who treated her as a villain and wasted their time.

"Little shit, is it true that I heard your grandpa is dying?"

Little Dog Shit's tears were streaming down his face, he sobbed and shook his head, he certainly didn't want his grandfather to die.

He Shan gave him a whip and said: "You are lying. I clearly heard you crying."

"Forget it, I'll go and check it myself to make sure, and then I can get ready for the feast."

She walked inside, and her third cousin, who had wet his pants, quickly got up and hid aside.

Heshan had sharp eyes and had noticed him a long time ago. She pushed the door open but didn't go in. The door was wet with urine and she didn't want to dirty her shoes.

I looked around and saw a lot of heads turning on the ground.

She bent down, picked it up and threw it up. It was good, good. The next second, she threw a brick at her third uncle.

This beast is quite good at using drugs. The original owner was drugged by him and knocked unconscious, then imprisoned.

The third cousin jumped up and down in fear to avoid the attack, but Heshan's aim was very accurate. She cursed and hit the man, causing his head to bleed and he fell to the ground. She turned around and taught the people in the village chief's family a lesson.

"Look at you guys, you're so careless that you didn't even notice someone had entered the house. Luckily I was smart enough to stop the person from entering. Why don't you thank me right away?"

The village chief’s family: “…”Thank your mother!

"Yes, yes, thank you, Teacher He..."

"Louder! Have you eaten yet? I did a good deed, but you don't even get a word of praise?!"

"…Thank you! Thank you! Teacher He! You are such a good person! You are so great! You are so awesome! You are a hero!"

This was absolutely true. He Shan was quite satisfied and coughed twice: "By the way, I have helped you so much, do you have any thank you gift? Of course, I won't force you, it doesn't matter, haha, it doesn't matter if you don't give it, really, it's okay."

Everyone: "..."

Her eyes were fiercer than a hungry wolf. How could they dare to say no? They immediately pushed the fourth daughter-in-law, who was still able to move, to get the things.

Heshan was still smiling and waved his hands to say no, but his feet were not the same. He followed the fourth son's wife into the kitchen. To her shock and horror, he packed all the bacon, rice, flour, grain, etc., and then walked out quickly with all the food on his back.