Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

"From today on, I will be your Chinese and math teacher. You can call me Teacher He. I hope we can get along harmoniously in the future. Is that ok?"

Silence spreads.

"Snapped"

"Okay... okay..." A few sporadic voices sounded.

"clap clap"

"What are you doing? You didn't eat and you want to eat stir-fried lettuce and meat, right?" Her face was as changeable as the weather in June: "Or do you not want to get along with me harmoniously, huh?"

"Yes! You can!" a terrified voice responded loudly.

"That's good enough. Time waits for no one. I'm going to start teaching now. You are all shits of our motherland. If I don't teach you quickly, I'm afraid you will pollute the air."

The little beasts were very angry, but they were very calculating and afraid of being beaten, so they lowered their heads and cursed her viciously in their hearts.

"Come on, you, yes, the little shit in yellow clothes sitting in the fifth row by the window, recite the Zizhi Tongjian"

The little shit in yellow clothes: "..."

Drafted? You are shit and your whole family is shit! I'm going to kill you!

He kept cursing in his heart, but he didn't dare to show resistance on his face. He was the grandson of the village chief and was used to bullying in the village. He had just been beaten, and he was full of anger in his heart. He had already planned to let his father and grandfather deal with this bitch when he got home. Now this bitch asked him to carry some shit, how could he do that!

He stood up with a shudder on his face, and made a pitiful expression, trying to soften her heart: "Teacher He, I haven't learned this, I can't recite it."

"What?" He Shan was shocked: "How can you be such a loser! You can't even do this, are you lazy? Well, I hate lazy students the most!"

She seemed like a teacher who was really angry at a student who couldn't recite. She ran down angrily, stretched out the ruler, and hit the student with a "snap", scaring the little beast next to her so much that she quickly dodged.

"Ow!"

The little shit screamed in pain, looking so pitiful, but Heshan was not merciful. He whipped it more than ten times in a row, and finally beat it unconscious. The other little beasts were scared and trembled.

"Humph, useless things!" She held the ruler and looked at the other students: "I'm going to check now, you better pray that you can recite them all, don't let me down, understand!"

"I know! Woo woo woo woo"

"You maggot in blue, you come and recite Shishuo Xinyu. What? You can't? Damn beast!"

"Snapped"

"You little bastard in the middle of the sixth row, you come and recite a simple one." Little bastard was surprised. A simple one?

"Just recite the Analects of Confucius." The little bastard was stiff. What fish?

"Neither?"

"Snapped"

"In the middle of the row, you recite the Biography of Qu Yuan. Okay, you can't do it either, right?"

"Snapped"

"..."

She spanked the students one by one, and spanked them all.

He Shan was so distressed that he covered his chest and said sadly, "Tell me how you can be such rubbish! You can't do anything, how dare you live in this world!"

She looked very serious and was so disgusted that she was about to vomit out the overnight meal of the people below.

Unable to block out the evil sounds, unable to block out the beatings, they accepted it all numbly.

Teacher Gao, who was peeping outside the door: "..."

She also stood up numbly, then slowly backed away and sat on the stairs, not daring to look anymore, fearing that she would also be beaten up.

This is purely a misunderstanding by Teacher Gao. How could Heshan, who is such a kind person, hit people? This is clearly a loving education. Isn't it said? The deeper the love, the more severe the criticism. Look how much she loves these students.

After finally getting to noon, the school bell rang. The students were eager to leave, with eagerness in their eyes, but they were also worried that the devil on the podium would not let them leave.

But they thought too much. How could Heshan be that kind of person? He waved his hand and left first.

Only when she disappeared did the students stand up and rush out, not caring about their own injuries. How could injuries be more important than life?

Mom, help!

The students from the next class came out together, were shocked to see their miserable appearance, but soon they began to gloat over their misfortune and laughed. However, they were so anxious to escape for their lives that they ignored them and just wanted to get away from the school as quickly as possible.

On the first floor, Chen Wenshu was sitting at the desk, wondering what to do next. Is it too late to run now? But when the bell rang, he saw Heshan running down, and it seemed that staying one more second would be a waste.

"Teacher Chen, I'm starving. Go cook!"

Chen Wenshu and Mr. Gao who just came downstairs: "..."

She is really careless. She has a battle to fight later. Can she eat? !

Heshan said he could eat more, and she pushed him to cook quickly, saying that she was exhausted today.

Being a teacher is really tiring!

Soon, all the students in the school ran away, but Teacher Gao did not leave. This matter had nothing to do with her, so she should not be implicated. Moreover, when she looked at Heshan's methods, she felt in her heart that maybe she could handle it all.

Teacher Gao's heart, which had been silent for half his life, began to fluctuate slightly.

As expected, twenty minutes later, bursts of roars were heard outside the school.

Chen Wenshu trembled a little, and his hand holding the spatula became a little unsteady.

He Shan pursed his lips and said anxiously, "Teacher Chen, please pay attention. The food is going to get burnt!"

"..."

He was speechless for a moment, feeling the roar getting closer, and said worriedly: "They are coming"

"What are you afraid of? I'm here. Teacher Chen, just focus on cooking!" She frowned, a little angry that those beasts had affected Teacher Chen, and quickly patted her chest to indicate that she was ready to go.

After saying that, she turned around reluctantly, and when she saw that he wanted to follow her, she sent him back.

When she turned around, her expression changed, and her gloomy little face was full of dissatisfaction.

Just as she walked onto the dirt playground, a group of villagers came over with tools, led by some little beasts.

"What are you doing?" She took the initiative and asked sternly.

Principal Zhang took the lead, his expression even uglier than hers: "He Shanshan, did you hit the students?"

"You're talking nonsense! When did I ever hit them? Whoever said that, stand up right here!"

Seeing her self-righteous look, Principal Zhang was confused for a moment. He turned to look at the children in the village. They all stepped back and none of them admitted that they had said anything about the beating in Heshan.

"Brother Zhang! Don't waste your words on her. She was the one who beat up my Shuanzi. Look at what she did to the kid!"

"That's right! She doesn't even dare to admit it. My kid was beaten too!"

"My family, too! It's this little bitch!"

"Kill her! Kill her!"

The scene was noisy. Heshan folded his arms and cast a cold gaze over the little beasts who came to complain. He planned to smash their mouths next time to make them talk nonsense.

The children did not respond but just cried, causing complaints from the villagers. Principal Zhang had a guess in his mind. Children in the village have always been very naughty. Maybe they had a fight and did not dare to say anything, so they pushed the new teacher. After all, Heshan looked weak and timid. How could she control so many children?

But the villagers didn't believe it. Principal Zhang had made up her mind that no matter whether Heshan really beat them or not, the responsibility should be placed on her. After all, she was their teacher, so there was nothing wrong with her protecting them.

"Ahem, everyone, be quiet for a moment. Teacher He, why did you do such a thing just after you arrived? This is too much. The parents are very angry now. You have to understand."

He looked at the villagers and said, "If you have any requests, please let me know first. Teacher He will definitely satisfy you."

I winked at one of them, and that person jumped out first, "My baby's face is swollen, at least you have to compensate for the medical expenses. Since you are a teacher, I don't want more, 5,000 yuan will settle this matter."

Five thousand!

Although this was nothing to Heshan, it was not a small amount of money for the villagers. They looked at each other and showed their joy. In fact, the child was not injured. If they could get so much money, it would be worth it! Besides, after they paid the money, this delicate female teacher would let them beat her up. Then they could beat her up to vent their anger. It was a good deal!

"My baby's face is also swollen, and it costs 5,000 yuan."

"My Liuzi's mouth is bleeding, I want 6,000"

"I want eight thousand"

"I want five thousand"

"..."

There were many people asking for money, so Principal Zhang took a notebook and wrote down the amount. He was not worried whether Heshan could afford it. He had checked the box that Heshan brought yesterday on the Internet. It was a famous brand and the price was 20,000!

He was sure that Heshan was the eldest daughter of a wealthy family. If she could afford the compensation, it would be fine. If she couldn't, wouldn't it be better to ask her parents to send money? This idea was really a delight.

Heshan watched their performance with a sneer. After Principal Zhang tallied the results, he handed the notebook to her.

"Teacher He, I've got it. Just pay the compensation according to this. Everyone will forgive you."

"Humph, that's right, don't wait, transfer the money quickly!"

Heshan said sarcastically, "Money? Principal Zhang is really rich. He is willing to compensate us so much. Why don't you come and thank him?"

Principal Zhang was stunned for a moment, then his face darkened and he warned: "Teacher He, this is the money you need to transfer to everyone."

"Me? Money? Do you want me to beat the shit out of you? Are you worthy of this? You deserve to die."

These words were really rude. Not only did they not pay compensation, but they were also scolding them. The villagers were immediately angry and started cursing and swearing at them. Some of them who were more explosive even picked up the hoes and other tools they brought and threw them at them.

Faster than them, Heshan pulled out an extended ruler and swung it down, instantly beating the man's face to pieces, causing him to fall to the ground wailing.

The incident happened so suddenly that those who were far away were shocked and looked at her in confusion. Only the wife of the man who was beaten screamed and threw herself on him, howling loudly: "Dazhi, Dazhi!"

"You bitch! Whore! I want to..."

Your dad wants it.

Heshan kicked her in the chest and she fainted.

"Come on, your father is not afraid of you bastards"

This angered everyone again, and they rushed over again. She swung the ruler in her hand, and it magically turned into a whip. The sound of the whip was "whoosh", and Principal Zhang was lifted up to stand in front of them. Those people tried their best to stop the action in fear, but the hoe still hit his shoulder, and he screamed in pain like a dead pig.

Heshan laughed happily, the whip dancers were dazzled, and he was able to accurately hit them with each whip.

Hey, Le.

Dozens of people in the group were beaten to the ground, and the scene was shocking.

After preparing the meal, Chen Wenshu silently withdrew his peeping gaze.

Okay, he should go back and add two more dishes.

Teacher Gao on the second floor was overwhelmed with emotion. She squatted down quietly, not caring at all that her husband and children were among the people being beaten.

Just then, the old village chief came late with his sons with a fierce look on his face. His eyes were blurry as they were far away, and he could only see the villagers lying on the ground and the standing women laughing wildly like villains.

He was a little confused, and his sons were also confused. Only the little dog in yellow clothes stopped in fear.

He was very familiar with this scene.

The pain all over his body reminded him, and he turned around and wanted to run, but his uncle grabbed him by the scruff of the neck.

"Where are you going, kid?"

Little Dog Shit struggled hard and said anxiously: "Uncle, let me go! I can't go, that bitch is a devil! Look, everyone has been beaten down by her."

The village chief and his sons squinted their eyes and looked carefully. Although they were puzzled, they did not believe that such a woman could be so powerful.

"Okay, your second uncle, third uncle, fourth uncle and grandpa are here to avenge you. What are you afraid of, my dear son? Just wait and see. I will definitely let you get revenge today."

Little Dog Shit shook his head vigorously, "No! I won't go! I won't go!"

As they got closer, the doubts in their heads grew heavier.

"What happened to you!" Little Dog Shit's father and several uncles exclaimed.

The villagers lying on the ground just covered their faces and trembled, not daring to say a word, for fear of attracting Heshan's attention and being whipped again.

"You little shit, what are you doing here with these people?" Heshan stared at the man and asked directly, the whip in his hand still stained with blood.

Little dog didn't dare to say anything and tried to hide behind him. His uncle glared at him with a look of disappointment and pushed him forward a few steps, asking viciously, "You are the one who hurt my nephew like this, aren't you?"

Before Heshan could answer, Xiaogoushit jumped up and said, "Never mind Teacher He's business!"

"Yes...I was naughty and bumped into him! Grandpa, let's go home!"

These words shocked his family members. This kid came home from school crying and complaining to them that he wanted to teach the new teacher a lesson. In order to satisfy him, they waited for several brothers to come back from the fields before they came together to take revenge. Why did he change his mind now?

The little dog relied on his agility and jumped up and down to run.

But he was caught by his third uncle again.

Little dog shit is very desperate. Uncle San, what grudge do I have against you?

"Dabao, what are you talking about? Didn't you say that this new bitch beat you up? Uncle San will avenge you right now!"

After he said that, he raised his fist and punched her. The tall and strong man's fist was bigger than her face.

The village chief and his sons were calm and waited for the woman in front of them to be beaten and cry bitterly. They caught a glimpse of the villagers lying on the ground and spat in their heart, thinking what a bunch of useless bastards they were. It was really a disgrace to him as an immortal that a woman like this could beat them to a pulp.

The old man glanced at Heshan and thought that the girl was pretty and was a college student. When the third son had taught her a lesson, he would let her live in his home as his wife. The third son's wife had been beaten to death by him two months ago, so it was just right for him to marry her. This would save him from having to go out and find a woman and also save him some money. It was a good deal.