Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

If Guangzhu had a face, he thought he would be able to kill countless flies with the wrinkles on his forehead.

"what are you doing!"

He Shan rolled his eyes and said fiercely: "Can't you see that I need to eat?!"

Eat your uncle!

The light bead screamed and twisted and crawled away in a dark manner: "Zhou Yi is in the hospital. Call the police! You just keep eating and eating in jail! Eat eat eat!"

"Huh? You little bastard dared to call the police?"

Heshan's eyes widened, he stood up, picked up the feather duster and walked out, just in time to meet a policeman who was about to knock on the door.

She glared at them and said in a bad tone: "What are you doing!"

Seeing this, several police officers stepped back slightly and coughed lightly, saying, "Are you Zhang Miao? Someone called the police to report a kidnapping and murder here."

"Kidnapping and murder? Where? Here?"

"No way, no way, that little bastard Zhou Yi broke into a private house and called the police to accuse me of murder?"

"Ahhhh, is there any justice in this world?"

"I'm going to sue him! I'm going to sue him!"

He Shan screamed wildly, turned around and ran inside to get his cell phone to make a call:

"Hey, hey, hey! Dad, dad! Find me a lawyer! I want to sue Zhou Yi for trespassing! He also coveted my beauty and wanted to violate me!"

Father Zhang on the other end was puzzled. Who is Zhou Yi?

Then she heard that he was going to violate her baby daughter, and she instantly became furious: "Sue!"

Heshan: “Wow wow wow wow” I’m so touched! Dad is so nice!

The two of them talked about something confusing.

She turned back to the door, raised her chin and said viciously: "You go back and tell Zhou Yi that I, Zhang Miao, will sue him and have him put in jail for life! Humph!" After that, she slammed the door shut.

The police outside the door were stunned and looked at each other in bewilderment. This...

They just heard Heshan's scream and realized that there was a discrepancy between what Zhou Yi said and what it was, but what exactly was the discrepancy? Open the door and let's talk it out!

Gritting their teeth, they went forward and rang the doorbell. The door swung open again, and the arrogant young lady showed her face: "Don't knock again! The criminal is Zhou Yi! I'm sending my lawyer to sue him!"

"Bang", the second goal was scored and the door closed again.

Police: "..."

No matter how much they knocked, the door wouldn't open. With no other options, they had to turn around and leave. They should first sort out the matter, otherwise they would lose face.

Guangzhu in the house looked at Heshan with his butt sticking out and wished she would go blind!

Heshan didn't care about him. He pressed his upper body tightly against the monitor in front of the door and muttered, "Let's go, let's go? You still want to catch me. Fortunately, I'm smart. Hehehe."

At this time, the cell phone rang, and Heshan picked up the phone: "Hello, my dear father..."

Father Zhang tilted his face and was touched by the sweetness: "My dear, are you okay? Be good at home, daddy is here to pick you up"

He Shan was startled. At this moment, the doorbell rang. Zhang's father heard it from the other end and asked nervously, "My dear, are there bad guys coming again?"

"No, no," Heshan's eyes rolled, "My hairpin fell off and a kind-hearted person wanted to return it to me."

Father Zhang: “……?”

"No more talking, Dad. Don't come. I'll go to your company to find you later."

"Dudu-"

Father Zhang put down his phone helplessly and began to look forward to his daughter's arrival.

At the villa, Heshan looked at the table full of food excitedly.

Yeah! All the delicious food is in my mouth!

eat!

Eat crazily, eat twistedly, eat a lot!

After eating and drinking, Heshan burped loudly and complained: "Useless stomach, it can't hold even this little bit, hum"

Guangzhu: "..."

She changed the subject: "And you, yes, you, what are you looking at! Find me a better body next time, you are just doing this useless thing!"

Guangzhu: “…” I’ll bear it, I’ll bear it! Ahhhh!