Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

The Foshan Shadowless Kick, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Heaven-shaking and Earth-shaking Stick, and all the other skills were used.

Suddenly, the small living room was filled with cries of pain and wailing.

In order to avoid disturbing the neighbors, Heshan asked them to keep their voices down while playing, which can be said to be very considerate.

After making a fuss for a while, He Shan wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at He Tianming whose nose was running again from crying, and slapped him again.

"What's wrong with you, kid? You have a snotty nose. No one likes you if you're always like this."

“Wow wow wow wow”

Then she slapped me again, "Stop crying, sister is annoying, you know that."

After being beaten so many times, He Tianming finally stopped sobbing.

Zhao Hongjuan and He Hongyun covered their wounds and racked their brains to understand why Heshan suddenly became so brutal.

Their bodies were burning with pain from being beaten, but their vital parts were not hurt. What they couldn't get over was their face.

"You damned girl, you are really rebellious! How dare you hit us!"

In their minds, Heshan was able to do this only because he was small and agile. What's more, they had not been beaten as much as He Tianming, so they could still scold him.

Heshan felt wronged: "Mom and Dad, are you blind? I clearly hit my brother, it's all because of this feather duster that didn't have eyes and actually ran onto you."

"They say an elder sister is like a mother. I am his mother, so what's wrong with hitting him?"

Zhao Hongjuan was so angry that she fell backwards: "Little bitch!"

He Hongyun stared at her gloomily, "Some people say that filial piety is more important than heaven. We are your parents, and now I ask you to kneel down!"

Kneel down? You are dreaming.

Heshan said it was impossible, "This is a new society, Dad, you are still a teacher, why do you still care about these feudal dregs?"

"Don't say that again. If Principal Li finds out, Dad will be finished."

He Shan gave earnest instructions while He Tianming was cowering on the side. She was annoyed by what she saw and slapped him again.

"Look at you. You are the son of a family, but you don't know how to persuade your father. You are so ignorant!"

"He Yinzhang!" Zhao Hongjuan screamed, and quickly hugged her son in her arms, glaring at her.

He Tianming's face was slapped like a pig's head, tears were streaming down his face, but he didn't dare to cry out loud.

Seeing the couple shaking with anger, Heshan felt proud.

It's really fun to build my happiness on the suffering of others! Hahahahahahahahaha.

"Hey, I'm here, I'm not killed, why are you screaming? I'm going to sleep."

After cleaning her ears, her hands felt a little sore. She threw the feather duster away, patted her butt, and went back to her room, locking the door. She didn't want to get up in the middle of the night and fight with a few people who stayed up all night. That was not good.

Seeing that she finally stopped torturing them, the couple actually breathed a sigh of relief strangely, and continued to coax their son despite his injuries.

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He was going to school the next day. Heshan had never been to school, so he excitedly packed his schoolbag early in the morning and went to school happily.

I only remembered halfway through the journey that I hadn't had breakfast yet.

But it didn't matter, it was still early, so she turned around and walked towards the faculty office.

He Hongyun's office was on the third floor of the junior high school of No. 2 Middle School. The original owner had once delivered something to him and knew the location.

When he arrived at the office door, it was open and Stanley Ho was eating a few big buns. He Shan was happy.

"Dad!" She jumped over happily and yelled, which scared the teacher inside and even He Hongyun couldn't help but tremble.

He looked back and immediately had a bad feeling.

"Dad, I'm so hungry"

"Dad, are you eating the buns? They are so delicious, I have never eaten them before."

"Dad, why does my brother have breakfast but I don't?"

He Hongyun: “……!”

The teachers in the office looked over curiously.

"Yes!" He was numb, "Didn't I leave money on the table for you? Go to the cafeteria and buy it yourself."

He Shan uttered a low sigh, "But..."

He Hongyun could already guess that she couldn't say anything nice, so he quickly handed over the remaining buns in his hand and said, "Here, here, here."

He Shan glanced at them and said, "Only two..."

He Hongyun glared at her secretly and took out two dollars from his pocket.

Heshan snatched it away and said, "Okay, I'll go have a bowl of potato soup. Thanks, Dad," then turned and ran away.

The primary school curriculum was really simple. Heshan sat upright in the classroom without any sense of shame for pretending to be a child. After class, he would happily jump rubber rope, play shuttlecock, and catch stones with them.

Because she was good at playing, she quickly became friends with her classmates. They even secretly hoped to be assigned to the same group with her when playing, so as to make the other group of kids mad as puffer fish.

Seeing her having a lot of fun, Zhuzhu teased her: "You are cheating."

Heshan didn't care: "Humph, I'm just good at playing, I'm the best in the world!"

Zhuzhu said that he was ashamed to be associated with such a narcissistic person, and then when the midterm exam papers were handed out, he laughed at her.

She pouted and stuffed the test paper into the table. Just wait, the era when the original owner's scores were just barely passing will soon be over. From now on, this world, oh no, this era of at least 80 points will be controlled by her!

Seeing that she was unhappy, the kids who played well with her comforted her and promised to let her be the chick in the future when they played "Eagle Catches Chickens".

Heshan grinned and nodded vigorously. She didn't want to be the mother hen every time!

At noon, all the children went home for lunch. Heshan was no exception. Like the original owner, he ran to the cafeteria of No. 2 Middle School to find Zhao Hongjuan for lunch.

It just so happened that Zhao Hongjuan scooped a large bowl of rice and food for He Tianming. Needless to say, there must be meat hidden underneath.

Seeing her, Zhao Hongjuan didn't have a cold face. The couple always acted like this when they were outside. She even smiled like a loving mother: "Yin Zhang is here? Come on, mom has made you some food."

He Shan took it over and looked at it, and sure enough, it was full of green vegetable leaves, just like usual.

She sat opposite He Tianming, looked at Zhao Hongjuan's indifferent smile, snorted coldly, and quickly reached out to swap their meals.

“I’ll eat this bowl”

Zhao Hongjuan froze and looked unhappy for a moment. She was surrounded by students and other support staff, so she couldn't just lose her temper.

"Kid, aren't they all the same? You can eat the bigger bowl when you are older." As she said this, she reached out to change it back.

He Shan slapped her hand and said, "No, no, I don't want to grow up to be a fat man like my brother. I'll just eat this bowl."

He Tianming hated it most when people said he was fat, so he immediately yelled at her angrily: "You are fat!"

He Shan looked at his arms which were thicker than his thighs and nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, yeah, I'm fat, I'm fat."

She lowered her head, picked up the bowl and took two mouthfuls of rice, then pulled out the meat at the bottom of the bowl and stuffed it into her mouth. Then she remembered something and looked at He Tianming with a warning. If he dared to cry and spray his saliva and snot into her bowl, she guaranteed that he would not see the sun tomorrow.

He Tianming was frightened by her threatening look. After all, he was beaten yesterday and she told him not to cry.

Zhao Hongjuan was sulking on the side. She couldn't get the bowl with the meat and vegetables back. It seemed that her poor son would have to make do with this meal today.

The food serving window was busy and she couldn't stay any longer. She comforted He Tianming with a few words and left in a hurry.

He Shan was eating contentedly, looking at He Tianming opposite him and said: "Oh, this is meat, it's delicious!"

“I don’t know which uncle or aunt made this dish, it smells so good.”

After eating, he said in a mean way: "Your mother doesn't love you anymore, she won't even let you eat meat"

He Tianming finally couldn't help sobbing, and his tears fell into the bowl.

Heshan was satisfied and left in a leisurely manner.