The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

It was already afternoon when Xie Yuantang woke up.

She felt an intermittent itchy sensation on her eyelids and cheeks, and she stretched out her little hand impatiently to scratch them.

Nothing was caught.

"Itchy...annoying..."

The next second, my eyelashes started to itch again, as if a feather was constantly brushing them.

Wait, feathers?

Xie Yuantang frowned slightly.

This familiar operation, could it be...

She opened her eyes and was not surprised to see the handsome face in front of her.

"Madam, wake up!"

It’s still the same person, still the familiar movements, familiar smile, familiar words.

It was as if they were back to the morning when they first met.

The silly husband was also playing with her eyelashes and foolishly calling her wife.

Situ Yan's face was still pale, but his peach blossom eyes were clean and clear, as if they had been washed clean of all dust by the purest mountain spring water, leaving only the purest black and white.

Seeing Xie Yuantang staring at him blankly, Situ Yan couldn't help but tilt his head and blinked in confusion: "Madam?"

The next moment, Xie Yuantang raised her little hand.

"Paji!"

She slapped him on the forehead without any hesitation: "If you play with my eyelashes again, I'll break your fingers!"

Situ Yan smiled and scratched his head, but said confidently: "My wife won't do that. My wife is the best to me!"

Xie Yuantang: “…”

Rolling his eyes speechlessly, Xie Yuantang sat up, only to realize that they were still in the dark room.

There was a quilt covering him, probably because Hongqiu had come in.

The iron chain on Situ Yan was still tied, and only one hand was free.

Xie Yuantang raised his hand and looked at the wound on it caused by struggling to break free from the chains. He couldn't help but frowned: "How did it happen?"

She didn't remember having those wounds on his hands before she fell asleep last night.

Situ Yan blinked and pointed at the quilt and said, "I need to help my wife cover the quilt."

Xie Yuantang was slightly stunned.

Just to cover her with a blanket, he hurt himself like this?

She felt a little uncomfortable, but she couldn't tell what the discomfort was.

"Why don't you ask Yan Feng and the others to help you open the chains?"

Situ Yan shook his head: "Don't shout, it will wake up my wife."

Xie Yuantang pursed his lips and glared at him unhappily: "Silly husband."

The peach blossom eyes were smiling, making even the dark room warm and peaceful.

However, in the next moment, Situ Yan demonstrated with his own strength what it meant to have all your fantasies shattered by just one sentence!

He opened his thin lips slightly and poked Xie Yuantang's egg-white cheek with his slender fingers.

"My wife sleeps with her mouth open and drools! Hehehe!"

Xie Yuantang: “…” No laughter.

She held Situ Yan's wrist in annoyance and said, "It seems that you are all right now. You dare to act wildly in front of me!"

"I don't know who was howling there yesterday."

Situ Yan froze, dodged her gaze, lowered his head and muttered: "I... I don't remember..."

Xie Yuantang:?

isn't it?

Playing amnesia again?

She frowned and held Situ Yan's cheeks with both hands, deforming his face and pursing his thin lips into duck lips.

"You really don't remember? You don't remember at all?"

After asking, without waiting for his answer, he bared his teeth and threatened:

"If you dare to lie to me, I'll beat you to death!"

Situ Yan: “…”

So fierce.

He blinked, opened and closed his duck lips, and muttered: "Remember a little bit, the hot pot is delicious... my wife is dancing on the table..."

"I just stepped on it. What do you mean by dancing on the table?"

Xie Yuantang pinched his handsome face: "Stop talking to me about other things! Tell me the main point!"

Situ Yanjun's face was twisted into a small red spot, looking like a tempting red apple.

He hesitated for a moment before stammering, "My head hurts, I knocked over the table, and I really wanted to hit someone..."

After a pause, he looked at Xie Yuantang: "I seemed to see you, my lady, next to me, but then I couldn't remember anything..."

Xie Yuantang frowned.

Isn't this the beginning of the story?

It turns out that he doesn't remember anything at all!

Tell her to go away, strangle her, and say that he won't let her die...

He doesn't remember any of this?

Or……

Thinking of the pair of peach blossom eyes with complicated emotions last night, Xie Yuantang's eyes dimmed slightly.

Those eyes really didn't look like her stupid husband, nor did they look like someone who would lose his memory.

Seeing that she didn't say anything, Situ Yan's eyes fell on the purple circle on her neck. His Adam's apple rolled, and he asked nervously and helplessly: "Madam, did I hit you?"

He pointed at her neck: "When you were sleeping, I compared it and it was as big as my hand..."

He hung his head and didn't dare look at her, like a big dog who had done something wrong.

Xie Yuantang raised his eyebrows, but instead of trying to gloss over the situation, he nodded directly.

"Yeah, you choked me and almost strangled me to death!"

Upon hearing this, Situ Yan's whole body suddenly stiffened as a stone, and his already pale face turned gray!

Xie Yuantang pinched his ear and said carelessly: "But you should also be thankful that you didn't pinch him to the end, otherwise I would have chopped off your hand long ago!"

Situ Yan: “…”

what?

He looked up blankly.

Xie Yuantang stretched, stood up, curled the corners of his lips, and his little face was full of evil and arrogance.

"If you're worried that you'll kill me one day, then you can rest assured."

"I can assure you that no matter what time or where, I will kill you before you kill me."

Situ Yan stared at her for a long time, then smiled.

"That's good."

At this moment, he didn't even think about whether Xie Yuantang was too cruel.

Just thinking, it’s great that she is alive!

Xie Yuantang curled his lips.

She was a person who would not be persuaded by anything, but she just couldn't stand her silly husband's silly look.

"Why hasn't anyone come to open the door for us?"

Xie Yuantang walked to the door and knocked on the door of the darkroom. It took a while for Yan Feng to come running over.

"Princess Princess, Your Highness, you are awake! This is great!"

Xie Yuantang glared at him: "You've been awake for a long time, why don't you come back tomorrow to open the door?"

"Forehead……"

Yan Feng scratched his head and answered while unlocking the door for Situ Yan: "No, Yan Mo and I were supposed to be guarding here, but..."

"but what?"

Xie Yuantang put his hands on his hips and said, "I want to hear your reasons. If you can't give me a satisfactory answer, I will punish you by making you clean the toilet for a month!"

Yan Feng choked and subconsciously looked at Situ Yan.

He thought his Highness would say something for him, but he didn't expect Situ Yan to nod seriously: "Sweep with Yan Mo!"

Yan Feng: “…” His Highness has really become a bad person!

He said a little aggrievedly: "I didn't mean it. It was Master Yan who came, and the Xie family sent a dowry, so we needed people to carry the boxes, so I..."

"what?"

Before he could finish, Xie Yuantang's eyes lit up and he was instantly revived to full health.

"My dowry is here? All of it?"

Yan Feng nodded blankly: "And Master Yan too..."

"Oh, why didn't you say so earlier!"

Xie Yuantang smiled happily, walked over and patted his arm with his little hand: "Well done, I'll give you a raise this month!"

Yan Feng: “…” So you only heard the word “dowry”, right?

Xie Yuantang pulled Situ Yan over and rushed out.

"Husband, hurry up, let's go count the money... oh no, let's go see my uncle!"

Yan Feng: “…”

Seeing the sound of two people running out, Yan Feng also laughed, then slapped his forehead, and his face changed instantly.

"It's over!"

"Forgot to tell them that the Emperor will be here soon!"