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"Click, click..."

For a moment, a group of zombies lowered their heads silently and moved gently to the sides.

In the end, only little zombie number zero was revealed.

Zero: "Ka-ka-ka!" You guys have no love for your fellow countrymen! Help!

Xie Yuantang took a deep breath and said, "You guys are really capable. You can't poop, but you can make shit! Have I been too good to you in the past? I haven't given you good food for a few days, and you're all itching to make trouble, right?"

"Click——"

The long-haired zombie number one mechanically raised his hand and pointed at number zero.

Xie Yuantang narrowed his eyes and noticed that a large piece of zombie skin had been torn off from the body of the little zombie No. 0, and the texture... was very similar to the one on the table.

Zero covered his face in grievance: "Ka-ka." It's not beautiful anymore~

That poor little thing looks so teasing, and it's obvious that he learned it from the master, Tang!

Xie Yuantang rubbed his temples with a headache and roughly guessed what was going on.

Simply put, Zero was taken out by her several times, and after he came back, he probably couldn't help showing off in front of other zombies, and then was beaten up.

Finally, she made the zombie skin that was torn off from it into the shape of shit and placed it on her desk!

Xie Yuantang: “…” I always feel insulted for no reason.

Xie Yuantang wanted to beat someone up, but she didn’t have the time to do so, so she could only walk over angrily and take away the shit…the zombie skin.

She originally wanted to throw it away, but when she picked it up, she found that it was wrapped in a deadly poison. She was afraid that these guys had found it from somewhere.

Xie Yuantang was so angry that he didn't want to say a word. He rummaged around the laboratory for a while, and finally left the laboratory with several packets of poison, a scalpel, and the pile of shit.

Xie Yuantang opened his eyes again, his face still gloomy. He looked down at the "shit" in his hand, and his expression became even uglier!

No, she must feed this piece of shit out today!

Otherwise I won’t be able to vent the anger in my heart!

Just as I was thinking about it, a misty voice came from the side: "Madam, why are we here?"

Situ Yan woke up.

Xie Yuantang looked at him and sighed in his heart.

As expected, he lost his memory.

The situation is exactly the same as the last time we hunted. It seems that I have to keep a close eye on him from now on and never let the poison take effect.

"I'll talk to you later. Now get up. We have to get out of here."

This place is not safe at all, and...

Xie Yuantang put the poison and scalpel into his small bag and gritted his teeth angrily: "I have a strong desire to kill now, I need to find someone to vent my anger on!"

Situ Yan blinked in confusion, and Xie Yuantang pulled him carefully out of the cave.

"Let's go, let's fight back!"

Situ Yan didn't understand, but that didn't stop him from listening: "Oh."

The two climbed out along the cliff. Xie Yuantang looked at Situ Yan and asked, "Can you still climb up now?"

Situ Yan tilted his head: "It's just like climbing a tree. I can do it!"

Sure enough, this was exactly how her silly husband thought!

Xie Yuantang smiled, took his hand and said, "Then you go in front, and I'll watch you from behind."

Situ Yan shook his head: "Madam first, this way if Madam falls, she can fall on me, and it won't hurt."

Xie Yuantang was slightly stunned.

So no matter whether he performed exceptionally well or not, he protected her in his own way.

She curled her lips and nodded: "Okay, then you follow me closely."

"Ah."

The two climbed up one after the other. Situ Yan muttered as he climbed: "Strange, I feel like I've practiced this before."

Xie Yuantang: “…” That’s right, I just practiced it!

The two, one big and one small, turned into geckos again and climbed up grunting.

It's just that people's calculations are not as good as God's calculations.

The two of them finally climbed up from the bottom, and they were just one step away from reaching the top. Xie Yuantang even grabbed the edge of the cliff with one hand!

Just at this moment, the big head of a man in black stretched out from above.

Two heads met by destiny!

Xie Yuantang: “…”

assassin:"……"

The two looked at each other, their eyes filled with confusion.

Xie Yuantang thought to herself: Damn it, if she hadn’t held on tightly, this big head would have scared her back to the bottom of the cliff!

The assassin’s inner thoughts: I didn’t expect the surprise to come so suddenly!

And perhaps because he was having difficulty breathing due to running for too long, the assassin had taken off his mask, and his entire face was like a pancake, stretched out in front of Xie Yuantang.

"You, you guys..."

The assassin cried out in surprise, reaching out to Xie Yuantang with one hand and opening his mouth wide, wanting to call his teammates.

It's too late, it's faster than that!

The moment he opened his mouth, Xie Yuantang raised his other little hand and stuffed the "shit" into his mouth in the blink of an eye!

"Uh huh, huh huh..."

Xie Yuantang's speed was too fast and completely unexpected.

The assassin only had time to watch himself being fed shit, and he had no time to react before his mouth was filled with shit.

That smell... a strange stench of decay, worse than shit and more disgusting than shit!

If I were to describe it in three words, it would be - simply amazing!

"Ugh...mmmm...yue..."

The assassin lost his mind for the first time. He no longer cared about killing Xie Yuantang. He just wanted to step back and get the thing out of his mouth. But the more he stepped back, the more Xie Yuantang pushed back!

The assassin's round face turned purple, and he sobbed, "Help... Ugh..."

Before he could finish his words, he fell to the ground - poisoned by the poison in the zombie's skin and also knocked out by the smell.

Xie Yuantang took the opportunity to climb up from the bottom of the cliff, and Situ Yan followed closely behind.

"Husband, he can't move, beat him!"

As Xie Yuantang spoke, he picked up a stone and rushed over.

Situ Yan is now very familiar with the command "beat someone up".

He looked around and saw that the stone was too far away, so he simply took off his shoes and rushed over waving them.

Xie Yuantang: "Want to kill me? I'll beat you to death! Bang bang bang!"

Situ Yan: "Want to kill my wife? I'll beat you to death! Bang bang bang!"

Assassin: "..." Please, just give me a quick death.

Under the cruel brutality of the two men, the assassin finally died in tears.

Situ Yan put on his shoes and asked Xie Yuantang in confusion: "Madam, did we beat him too hard? We beat him until he cried."

Xie Yuantang smiled, threw the bloody stone off the cliff, turned his head and smiled innocently: "No, he was so moved that he fell asleep."

Situ Yan blinked: "Is that so?" Something didn't feel right.

Xie Yuantang touched the assassin's body. Situ Yan looked at him and frowned, "Madam, why are you touching him? He looks so dirty."

Xie Yuantang said casually: "I'm not touching him, I'm praying for his soul to pass away, so that he can sleep well."

"So this is called salvation!"

Situ Yan suddenly realized: "Then when I can't sleep in the future, my wife can pray for my soul to be reborn, so that I can fall asleep!"

Xie Yuantang: “…” You’re dreaming!

She glared at Situ Yan and was about to say something, but suddenly her hand stopped and she took out an iron token from the assassin's waist.

"what?"

Situ Yan came over in surprise: "Isn't this fourth brother's token?"