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Two years later, the four kingdoms were unified and renamed the Kingdom of Li. The former Emperor Pei Weizhan of Cangque passed the throne to Crown Princess Xie Yuantang, and the former Emperor Situ Qing passed the throne to Crown Prince Situ Yan, officially ushering in the era of two emperors coexisting.

The capital of Li State was set in Hancheng, which was not far from Cangque, Xuanzhao and Qingque. The main reason was that Situ Qing and Pei Weizhan both wanted Xie Yuantang to live with them, and they argued for a long time before they agreed to give in.

Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan are in charge of the capital, Xuan Zhao has Situ Ran, Cang Que has Pei Weizhan, Qing Yao has Wu Chen and Jia Yan, Bai Di has Situ Ye and Situ Ya, Situ Xu is in charge of economic exchanges, Jin Baisui is in charge of land economy, Leng Jin is in charge of sea economy...

In short, Xie Yuantang’s main point is that no one should try to be lazy, and all the work that can be outsourced has been divided out!

In the early days of the Xin Dynasty, the old ministers of the two countries still needed to get used to each other, and some of Cangque's old ministers were dissatisfied with a woman becoming emperor.

Xie Yuantang: "Then why don't I go back to Xuanzhao?"

Cangque minister: "..."

Xuan Zhao's old ministers were unhappy that their own prince wanted to share the world with others.

Situ Yan: "That's great, I'm going to quit and marry into the family."

Xuan Zhao's minister: "..."

Anyway, it's useless to play those yin and yang with these two people, because they can always choke people to death.

Being an emperor was great, but also very hard. The morning court sessions were especially painful for Xie Yuantang. He had to get up early every day, and those old ministers would talk at length without getting to the point.

After enduring for a few times, Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan took action.

In response to the memorial asking them to write a ten-thousand-word essay urging them to fill their harems, Xie Yuantang waved his hand and wrote a short essay on the back of the memorial, describing in detail the lively affairs of his family with three wives and four concubines. He also ordered someone to post it on the wall for seven days so that all officials could circulate it.

From then on, no one dared to write such long memorials, and no one dared to write any nonsense.

There was a civil official who always liked to start his speech from ancient times. He spoke for a long time in the morning court and finally said, "So I don't know what to do. I hope Your Majesty will give me some advice."

Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes in anger. Situ Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled dangerously: "It's just a fight in the street, and you've been talking nonsense for so long. Don't you know what to do?"

Civil official: "... because that person's family is..."

Situ Yan interrupted him directly and looked at the new candidates standing behind the officials: "Who among you knows what to do?"

Everyone looked at each other, and finally a poor scholar stood up and said, "I dare to say that no matter what the person's background is, we should enforce the law impartially. According to the laws of our dynasty, fighting in the street should be..."

Situ Yan nodded after hearing what he said: "Well said, from today on, you two will change into your official uniforms and stand in different seats."

Civil officials: “!!!”

From then on, no one dared to say that they didn't know, and whenever they made a report, they would always include their own ideas.

After several times, the morning court session became shorter and shorter, and was finally compressed by Situ Yan into less than half an hour. After the morning court session, they could go back to take a nap.

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Three months after the establishment of the Xin Dynasty, the long-prepared wedding of the new emperor finally arrived.

The wedding of Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan several years ago could not be considered a marriage at all, and with the establishment of a new dynasty, this most special wedding of two emperors in history was held in an exceptionally grand manner.

The retired Situ Qing moved in early with Concubine Li and Concubine Xian to help. Pei Weizhan also took care of most of the chores with his wife and children. Leng Zhenshan also came with his family. The two aunts finally saw their "illegitimate son" again. They even didn't want the other three at home. Every day they either pulled Xie Yuantang or Bai Lang with them.

On the wedding day, Xie Yuantang was woken up by Situ Feng and dressed up since dusk. After finishing all the tedious steps, he opened his eyes and it was still dark.

Tang, the fearless gangster, finally has something to fear - getting married!

Fortunately, she only needs to get married once. If it happens again, she will escape back to the end of the world no matter what.

The only thing that made Xie Yuantang excited in this exhausting wedding was that she collected the gift money again!

This time she didn't need to ask for it in person, as Situ Xiaolong and the others were more generous than each other (I wonder if they were afraid that she would make a note of it in her little notebook).

Not only Xie Yuantang was tired, but Situ Yan was also tired. Fortunately, his brothers helped him to drink. Situ Feng also secretly changed the juice for him to ensure that he did not drink a drop of alcohol before entering the bridal chamber.

Grandpa Bi even mysteriously handed him a latest hardcover edition of a small picture album.

Situ Ran slipped a bottle of medicinal oil into his arms when no one was around.

Situ Ye once again acted as a life mentor and shamelessly asked him if he could do it and if he knew the steps.

Even the Thirteenth Monster came over and made a series of noises, saying that he could get a zombie to perform for him on the spot, but he would charge a fee!

Situ Yan: “…”

The new emperor speechlessly drove away everyone, including Yan Feng and the other four who were guarding the door with the same hesitant expression.

He also didn't understand. He was already the emperor, why did they still think he wouldn't do that...

Although he and Xie Yuantang didn't reach that stage before marriage, but... they were gradually getting deeper.

Situ Yan recalled some scenes, his handsome face flushed slightly, and then he looked at the slightly closed door in front of him, his heart beating faster and faster.

He walked over and knocked on the door gently: "Tang'er...are you asleep?"

No one answered, Situ Yan hesitated and said, "Then I'll go in."

After saying that, he opened the door and walked in, but he didn't know that behind the courtyard wall not far away, heads popped out one after another.

Situ Feng: "I really want to go to the bridal chamber, but I'm afraid that Fifth Brother will beat me up!"

Situ Ran: "I don't know why, but I always feel like I'm offering my fifth brother to Xie Yuantang."

Situ Ye: "I agree, and I'm also afraid of being rejected."

The two looked at each other and sighed at the same time. There was nothing they could do. They didn't know since when they had become the "old mother" role.

Situ Feng suddenly asked, "Where's Xu'er?"

A few people looked around and found that Lao Liu, who always loved to join in the fun, was not there.

……

On the tallest tree in the New Imperial Palace, Bai Lang was basking in the moonlight with his eyes closed when he suddenly felt something sway beside him. Then he heard Situ Xu's voice: "Why did you jump so high when you said you were fine? It's okay for you to fall down, but I may not be able to do that if I fall down."

As he said that, he threw one of the two wine jugs in his hand towards Bai Lang.

Bai Lang took it with one hand, raised his eyebrows and asked him: "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to comfort you." Situ Xu smiled and winked at him, "How is it, are you sad? If you really can't hold it anymore, you can cry, I promise not to laugh at you."

Bai Lang: “…”

He glared at him angrily: "Are you sick? You asked me when Situ Feng got married, and now you ask me again, making me look like a wailer at a wedding!"

"Hahaha!" Situ Xu laughed, clinked his wine pot with his, and said, "Don't mention it, this might be a new way to make money. The 'dog owner' can train a few people to accompany his crying."

Bai Lang pulled his lower lip, picked up the wine jug and raised his head to drink.

Situ Xu drank with him for most of the night, and only stood up when he heard someone calling him from below: "I'm going to go downstairs, you can bask in the moonlight by yourself. If you cry, remember to boil an egg and apply it to your eyes, or you'll have two swollen eyes tomorrow, and others will know what's wrong with you at a glance."

"Psycho!" Bai Lang replied to him.

Situ Xu smiled and left.

Only Bai Lang was left, half leaning on a tree branch, with one bent hand resting on his knee and a half-jar of wine between his fingers.

He looked up at the moon above his head, suddenly laughed, and raised the wine jug towards the moon, as if clinking it in the air: "Cheers, senior sister!"